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My wife wants a covered porch on the front of our house so she can presumably sit under it and bang the UPS guy while I'm golfing. Below you will find an image of my hillbilly cabin. Please design a porch for it, minding that from the front door, the left extends just over 6 feet, while the right extends only 1.5 feet. The garage extends like, 80 feet, I don't know just figure it out. I realize covering the windows will likely make my living room dark as hell, and the front of the house being what it is further suggests this might be a terrible idea... but there are no rules, gently caress humanity. Make the best porch ever designed or come out here and fight me. Dave_Indeed fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Mar 28, 2016 |
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yo uhave a lovely home
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I actually just finished doing a much larger version of this this summer. Except the door opens to the kitchen, no living room. I built a wooden porch with a three " tall deck and metal roof on wooden columns, while also expanding the kitchen, so I had to cut/smash the entire wall and door out. It is time consuming but fairly straightforward. If you aren't expanding the living room, it should be even easier. The trickiest part will be pouring the foundation and doing the part where the roof joins the exterior wall. Pour the foundation, build a deck that is level with your front step, throw the columns and rafters up, put up the roofing, then add a rail and steps. Simple. edit: What direction does the front of your house face?
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 04:15 |
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have you considered the radical back deck or back porch [regional spellings]
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 04:17 |
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shovel your loving drive way
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Zippy the Bummer posted:I actually just finished doing a much larger version of this this summer. Except the door opens to the kitchen, no living room. I built a wooden porch with a three " tall deck and metal roof on wooden columns, while also expanding the kitchen, so I had to cut/smash the entire wall and door out. It is time consuming but fairly straightforward. If you aren't expanding the living room, it should be even easier. The trickiest part will be pouring the foundation and doing the part where the roof joins the exterior wall. South. I'm thinking a wrap around front porch into a sun room on the west side of the house. I have a pool in the back with a big deck, and a pond on the other side of the house so the meshed out sun room might be nice for smoking weed in at night without getting owned by bugs.
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fakiebeanplant posted:yo uhave a lovely home
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Darkman Fanpage posted:shovel your loving drive way No. Don't come to my house, I'll shoot at you. This isn't for other people to drive into, this is for me to not use ever and shoot at strangers that try to use it.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 04:24 |
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My kitchen faces west, and still gets quite a lot of light even with the roof outside. If your living room has southern exposure it should get sunlight all day even with a covered porch, I wouldn't worry.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 04:26 |
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Thanks. I can only get satellite internet all the way out here though so it's not that awesome.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 04:27 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:South. That would be a lot easier than running a first-story roof around your recessed front stoop and that janky corner on the garage edit: not the garage but the corner to the right of the door
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shovel your loving drive way
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how many bathrooms
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Dave_Indeed posted:Thanks. that sucks symbolic posted:how many bathrooms
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 04:29 |
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symbolic posted:how many bathrooms 3 full bathrooms, 1 half bath. I just finished the full bathroom in my basement so I can drink and game down there and not have to climb stairs to go pee in the shower.
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Darkman Fanpage posted:shovel your loving drive way I'm going to lock you in the school bus I buried in my back yard.
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Dave_Indeed posted:3 full bathrooms, 1 half bath. I just finished the full bathroom in my basement so I can drink and game down there and not have to climb stairs to go pee in the shower. that is so cool. I wish I had credit so I could buy a cool house
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 04:33 |
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You live in the country but you don't have a front porch.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You live in the country but you don't have a front porch. I literally have nothing without a front porch says my wife.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 04:38 |
giant dildos as roof support and gaotse replacing your front door
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 04:38 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You live in the country but you don't have a front porch. yeah, thats why he asked us to design it for him
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Dave_Indeed posted:I literally have nothing without a front porch says my wife. Yeah that shits p much a teardown.
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Here you go OP. Make your house great again.
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Dave_Indeed posted:3 full bathrooms, 1 half bath. I just finished the full bathroom in my basement so I can drink and game down there and not have to climb stairs to go pee in the shower.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 05:03 |
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Have you considered removing the snow from your driveway, or maybe you could hire a poor to shovel your rich rear end driveway?
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 06:18 |
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Trex is now offering the UBER-DECK. Once the deck is installed, do not question the deck. Do not show your teeth around the deck. Do not look the deck directly in its joists. If the deck challenges you, do not run, simply be still and stare at the ground.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 06:45 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Trex is now offering the UBER-DECK.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 07:12 |
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Just get a gazebo you dingus.
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Fartmaster posted:Just get a gazebo you dingus. goatzebo sketch up on my phone real quick just to give you an idea of how grand it would look
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 07:29 |
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Nice try OP, here's the only change your house needs.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 07:34 |
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pretty good idea, save on lawn mowers
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 07:54 |
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a photo of your wife would add some context
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 08:32 |
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design my dick, cumlord
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:a photo of your wife would add some context Preferably loving the UPS guy
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 09:38 |
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https://www.trex.com/build-your-deck/envision-your-deck/deck-designer/ Maybe this can help.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 09:49 |
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The solution is not more porch, op, but more house
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Can I come and stay at your house? where do you live?
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