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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:ClamWin I too have seen TrendMicro stop cryptolocker in the wild. It's good and generally doesn't get in the way of anything / take up a shitload of resources. The cloud-based portal (Worry-Free Business Service) is a loving abomination though.
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ratbert90 posted:Whats wrong with WSE? I can never tell anymore, but assuming you're not joking, it's because it is not very good at all whatsoever. https://redmondmag.com/articles/2015/01/27/security-essentials-fails-antivirus-test.aspx
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Colonial Air Force posted:I can never tell anymore, but assuming you're not joking, it's because it is not very good at all whatsoever. Huh, well now I know! I don't use Windows very often in my day to day. 
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Colonial Air Force posted:I can never tell anymore, but assuming you're not joking, it's because it is not very good at all whatsoever. http://www.av-comparatives.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/avc_factsheet2016_02.pdf
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Colonial Air Force posted:I like ESET a lot Thirding this. Running it in a similarly sized environment and It Just Works.
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Mar 28, 2016 16:15
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CLAM DOWN posted:Definitely McAfee I endorse the official John McAfee method for removing his software.
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We use MSE and Forefront, with open Internet access to staff and no windows updates on the Infrastructure in the last 4 years because the guy in charge thinks they will destroy the servers  I'm surprised that we've only had three ransomware attacks get through in the last 6 months.
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Our new desktop support guy is a newly-graduated math major and doesn't understand that different use cases require different tools. A while back he asked us to buy him a personal license of MATLAB to script things in our Windows environment; I just asked him to write up some documentation for our inventory system and he handed me back a LaTeX document. 
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beepsandboops posted:Our new desktop support guy is a newly-graduated math major and doesn't understand that different use cases require different tools. A while back he asked us to buy him a personal license of MATLAB to script things in our Windows environment; I just asked him to write up some documentation for our inventory system and he handed me back a LaTeX document. This is great. Maybe he'll give you something written in Haskell soon.
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Math majors are like autistic children, generally speaking they know how to do a thing one very exact way and they're usually pretty good at that but ask them to think outside the box and whooooooahhhh buddy let's slow it down..
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SeaborneClink posted:Math majors are like autistic children, generally speaking they know how to do a thing one very exact way and they're usually pretty good at that but ask them to think outside the box and whooooooahhhh buddy let's slow it down.. Generalizations are fantastic eh
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Especially since that generalization applies to every spergtastic nerd in IT.
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CLAM DOWN posted:Generalizations are fantastic eh Including "eh" in a post criticizing generalizations as a Canadian is some next-level stuff. 
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Hey guys, I have a PSA for you: Don't actually put "Code Monkey" or "Computer Janitor" on your resumes. Thanks in advanced!
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ratbert90 posted:Hey guys, I have a PSA for you: "Ninja rockstar warrior guru"
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Bob Morales posted:"Ninja rockstar warrior guru" Counter Terrorist
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"Slave labourer"
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Dirt raker.
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SeaborneClink posted:Math majors are like autistic children, generally speaking they know how to do a thing one very exact way and they're usually pretty good at that but ask them to think outside the box and whooooooahhhh buddy let's slow it down.. I'm not sure you know what math is.
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NippleFloss posted:I'm not sure you know what math is. I wanna know what math is I want you to show me
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Listening to this entire song now, thanks
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Bob Morales posted:Least lovely AV software for < 150 Windows computers? Whatever integrates into your monitoring and rmm software.
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ratbert90 posted:Hey guys, I have a PSA for you: My favourite was seeing someone write something like "you can stop looking because you've found your guy!" in his cover letter. Shine on, you confident bastard  .We didn't give him an interview, but we all got a decent laugh at least.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:My favourite was seeing someone write something like "you can stop looking because you've found your guy!" in his cover letter. Shine on, you confident bastard Amazing. I told the hiring lady: At least 4 years of experience. I got 3 resumes today, all of which less than 2, one was a YEAR OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL.
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4 years of experience in Windows 10, thx.
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Let's not forget: don't put poo poo like "A driven drive and devoted ___" in your summary.
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I'm a fast learner and I've got great people skills, just like every other applicant you'll receive!
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here is a list of my qualifications, and here is my cover letter it states, "Here is a list of my qualifications, I feel I am qualified for your job."
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psydude posted:Let's not forget: don't put poo poo like "A driven drive and devoted ___" in your summary. If it follows "driven drive" than it would be a "devoted devotee."
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:MS Office skills (2007, 2010, 2012) This gave me a hearty laugh, thank you. What really stands out to you guys in a cover letter, in one or two phases?
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Judge Schnoopy posted:This gave me a hearty laugh, thank you. Dear <whoever>, I am good because <reasons>. I want this jobs (<-- Edit: Not intentional but leaving it) because <reasons>. Your company is appealing because <reasons>. Hire me. Sincerely, <name> Japanese Dating Sim fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Mar 28, 2016 |
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Japanese Dating Sim posted:Dear <whoever>, I agree with this. I don't want a short story in a cover letter, let's keep it prompt mmmk?
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"I am willing to perform services in exchange for currency."
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Dick Trauma posted:"I am willing to perform services in exchange for currency." 
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