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someone make a BDSM gently caress factory porch for his wife to enjoy.
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Mar 28, 2016 10:49
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 Elephant not included!
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Mar 28, 2016 11:00
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 my design fee is $65000 please paypal to modsknew@gmail.com
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Mar 28, 2016 11:18
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why do americans live in such big houses
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Mar 28, 2016 11:30
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RideTheSpiral posted:why do americans live in such big houses We need the extra space to store all of our guns.
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Mar 28, 2016 11:40
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Mar 28, 2016 11:55
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Mar 28, 2016 12:06
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You know you could just put a broken down Ford Pinto in front of the house. It's cheaper, and provides all the rear end explosions your wife could ever ask for.
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Mar 28, 2016 12:21
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Mar 28, 2016 12:33
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CC/DIY has some capable people A porch is nice for things that you use too often for the garage like bicycles and wet umbrellas.
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Mar 28, 2016 12:41
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peanut posted:CC/DIY has some capable people Or UPS drivers
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Mar 28, 2016 12:50
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Out of interest, are you able to build a porch like nbd, or do you need planning permission? (In australia you need planning permission for a garden shed, lol).
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Mar 28, 2016 12:59
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Mar 28, 2016 13:13
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Thank you.
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Mar 28, 2016 13:31
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Why not a deck on the back? Isn't that more practical both for relaxing and US guy fuckin?
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Mar 28, 2016 13:44
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Jastiger posted:Why not a deck on the back? Isn't that more practical both for relaxing and US guy fuckin? There's already a deck back there for the pool. This is a covered porch for the front with maybe a sunroom addition. Also, the UPS guy would never walk around to the back of the house.
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Mar 28, 2016 13:49
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Dave_Indeed posted:There's already a deck back there for the pool. This is a covered porch for the front with maybe a sunroom addition. He would if he knew there was some fuckin'. You know UPS guys anyways, they literally shot put your package to your door because they have a 29,348 different stops in the next 3 hours and are on a tight schedule. So you'd really want to build some kind of road side stop anyways. I think a porch could work but it WOULD block out the windows and I think that could possibly reduce the resale value or at least appeal of the home to newer buyers if you ever sold. It would look nice I'm sure, but would also look kind of awkward matched with your brick facing and full windows that would then become "inside" windows to the porch. Thats a tough situation, but could definitely work out if you did it right. How about on the west side of the house opposite the garage? Is that a possibility?
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Mar 28, 2016 14:03
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I think you should go for this, but on a grander scale:
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Mar 28, 2016 14:29
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Forget the front porch and make an outdoor indoor area in the back yard with a TV and working grill / kitchen.
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Mar 28, 2016 14:51
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Dave_Indeed posted:Thanks. Ugh have fun not playing xbox although that's probably a blessing
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Mar 28, 2016 14:54
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How much did that house cost? I make $15 an hour and hope to save for a house like that.
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Mar 28, 2016 14:58
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Jastiger posted:He would if he knew there was some fuckin'. You know UPS guys anyways, they literally shot put your package to your door because they have a 29,348 different stops in the next 3 hours and are on a tight schedule. So you'd really want to build some kind of road side stop anyways. Yeah, that side of the house is just the chimney and it's covered in blue siding so I think it could look better. I can build on that side and attach it to the back deck and around the pool. Upside to that is an outside fireplace. PureEvil6_13 posted:Ugh have fun not playing xbox although that's probably a blessing It's not that bad, I prefer single player RPG's anyhow. I can go outside with my guns and chase cyclists down the street if I want to FPS.
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Mar 28, 2016 15:34
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Dave_Indeed posted:Yeah, that side of the house is just the chimney and it's covered in blue siding so I think it could look better. I can build on that side and attach it to the back deck and around the pool. Upside to that is an outside fireplace. There is your compromise right there. Keeps the front of the house looking nice without taking away from windows and landscaping while adding square footage to the house and a nice room, with bonus deck access.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Trex is now offering the UBER-DECK. This is really good, but he did say he wants a screened in covered porch. Can you put a roof on it?
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Mar 28, 2016 17:05
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remember to insulate your porch properly, it's a bitch to forget just like not insulating your stairs
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Mar 28, 2016 17:08
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Will there be a goon deck part y?
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Mar 28, 2016 17:15
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Bagarthach posted:Here you go OP. Only problem with that deck is roof maintenance
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Mar 28, 2016 17:33
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Dave_Indeed posted:Yeah, that side of the house is just the chimney and it's covered in blue siding so I think it could look better. I can build on that side and attach it to the back deck and around the pool. Upside to that is an outside fireplace. blue siding? do you mean to tell me this a wood framed mcmansion and it's just brick veneer up front? gently caress this, you can't use my nazi design anymore
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Mar 28, 2016 17:35
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quote:remember to insult your porch properly, it's a bitch
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Mar 28, 2016 17:47
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Dave Concepcion posted:blue siding? do you mean to tell me this a wood framed mcmansion and it's just brick veneer up front? The stone is pretty thick and are actual stones. I know because some groundhog jerk knocked a bunch off of the front stoop so he could burrow under it and live there rent free.
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Mar 28, 2016 17:47
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regardless, I thought I was looking at some nice old world craftsmanship not some faggy pine frame with stone for decoration for shame
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Mar 28, 2016 17:55
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Dave Concepcion posted:regardless, I thought I was looking at some nice old world craftsmanship not some faggy pine frame with stone for decoration Oh, no this was built in 2001 by the redneck first owner and his jabroni brother.
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Mar 28, 2016 18:04
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 Kinda just a rough sketch of what you're looking for.
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Mar 28, 2016 18:48
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Class it up some. I guess its more of a gate though.
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Iron Prince posted:design my dick, cumlord I challenged my friend to enter "cumlord" as his gamer tag on the 360 when he first signed up, and I said that it wouldn't let him and if it did I'm sure it would ask to confirm. For three weeks he was CUMLORD before he paid 12 bucks to change it cause of the lobby harassment in halo. Should've waited for the reports to go through. Nice house op. Have you considered shoveling the driveway
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