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 Let me walk you through it. First I gave you a concrete slab because that was easy to draw. Then I added some signage to help you advertise your house and its intent to the world. After that, I gave you a piece of themed pop-art to sit on the slab, to help with the signage's declaration. After that i drew a big ol wiener on your roof because that seemed fun to draw at the time. Then I spruced up your car's spare tire because it seems hopelessly dull.
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That picture of the gazebo where the girl is about to be murdered but it's your porch.
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Might be that it's just me being European, but this house confuses me. Are you sure the walls are solid stone? Does it continue throughout your cellars? I can't see a discharging arch taking their weight off your window frames. Also, what is up with those chimneys? That's a horizontal diffuser style exhaust air vent, do you actually run a heater under that? If it's just an air vent, all those brick work is a bit much.
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Mar 28, 2016 21:28
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Default Settings posted:Might be that it's just me being European, but this house confuses me. Are you sure the walls are solid stone? Does it continue throughout your cellars? I can't see a discharging arch taking their weight off your window frames. Also, what is up with those chimneys? That's a horizontal diffuser style exhaust air vent, do you actually run a heater under that? If it's just an air vent, all those brick work is a bit much. http://www.homedepot.com/b/Building-Materials-Siding-Stone-Veneer/N-5yc1vZc85v
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Mar 28, 2016 21:31
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Default Settings posted:Might be that it's just me being European, but this house confuses me. Are you sure the walls are solid stone? Does it continue throughout your cellars? I can't see a discharging arch taking their weight off your window frames. Also, what is up with those chimneys? That's a horizontal diffuser style exhaust air vent, do you actually run a heater under that? If it's just an air vent, all those brick work is a bit much. European huh, this is what they call a modern house.
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Mar 28, 2016 21:46
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Booblord Zagats posted:http://www.homedepot.com/b/Building-Materials-Siding-Stone-Veneer/N-5yc1vZc85v  Tenzarin posted:European huh, this is what they call a modern house.
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Mar 28, 2016 21:49
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Europeans all live inside dank holes in the ground and over turned cauldrons
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Mar 28, 2016 21:52
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Default Settings posted:A wooden hut, stone-clad? It may not be stone clad at all. Sometimes those panels are faux stone made from polyurethane. Light weight, looks just as good from a distance, and maintenance free! Wooden hut, plastic clad.
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Mar 28, 2016 23:12
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Angela Christine posted:It may not be stone clad at all. Sometimes those panels are faux stone made from polyurethane. Light weight, looks just as good from a distance, and maintenance free! More often than not they're fiberglass
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Mar 28, 2016 23:17
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Booblord Zagats posted:More often than not they're fiberglass Yeah. Attaching slivers of genuine stone to the outside of your wooden hut is for rich folk.
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Mar 28, 2016 23:20
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you should put some heat tape up on that roof to prevent ice dams. put some heat tape up on that bad boy
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Mar 28, 2016 23:30
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Its alot more work to carve this from a single piece of stone, but I think it would pay off.
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Mar 28, 2016 23:50
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Tenzarin posted:Its alot more work to carve this from a single piece of stone, but I think it would pay off. very impressive. this is the kinda stuff that really ups the neighborhood house values and all neighbors love
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Mar 28, 2016 23:57
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Digital Fingers posted:Europeans all live inside dank holes in the ground and over turned cauldrons only a quarter of my house is a dank hole in the ground thank you very much
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Mar 29, 2016 00:32
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Angela Christine posted:It may not be stone clad at all. Sometimes those panels are faux stone made from polyurethane. Light weight, looks just as good from a distance, and maintenance free! It's not plastic, it's this thing.   It definitely feels like a stone. I could probably kill someone with it. This one fell off of the front step but it's okay, this Spring I have to rehang the gutters so water stops falling on the crack where they are adhered to the concrete slab and also I'm tearing out the landscaping, regrading and killing that god drat ground hog that lives under it. Probably with the decorative stone he helped break off.
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Mar 29, 2016 01:11
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more like groverindeed
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Mar 29, 2016 02:19
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DJ BK posted:more like groverindeed is this a real post??? seriously???
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Mar 29, 2016 02:21
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Dave_Indeed posted:My wife wants a covered porch on the front of our house so she can presumably sit under it and bang the UPS guy while I'm golfing. Below you will find an image of my hillbilly cabin. Please design a porch for it, minding that from the front door, the left extends just over 6 feet, while the right extends only 1.5 feet. The garage extends like, 80 feet, I don't know just figure it out. You should fix that front storm door before you bite off too much op
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Mar 29, 2016 02:23
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Mar 29, 2016 02:29
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put the porch on the side of the house and punch a hole in the left (from the POV of the photo) wall to access it don't block the front door/windows
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Mar 29, 2016 02:30
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Mar 29, 2016 02:43
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maybe you should shovel your driveway
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Mar 29, 2016 02:50
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Dude, get some better loving cars, what is that in the garage? A 2006 Toyota Rav-4 and a 2004 Mitsubishi Lancer? Shameful.
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Mar 29, 2016 03:06
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Dave Concepcion posted:
Shouldn't that be more like 6 million?
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Mar 29, 2016 03:12
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House lookin p. decked out! lmao!! Get decked on, op!! Looks like you'll never be the deck of a major corporation... or will u?? 
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Mar 29, 2016 03:15
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I mean If your going through the trouble, why don't you just deck the entire hectare
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Mar 29, 2016 03:19
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Yeah that poo poo's just gonna go in the global wildfires anyway man. Just get her a card table and a sun hat.
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Mar 29, 2016 03:25
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Mar 29, 2016 03:25
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poo poo man, we're near the summit
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Mar 29, 2016 03:33
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That seems like a very cheap solution.
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Mar 29, 2016 03:34
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holy poo poo this thread owns
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Mar 29, 2016 03:42
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Farmland Park posted:Dude, get some better loving cars, what is that in the garage? A 2006 Toyota Rav-4 and a 2004 Mitsubishi Lancer? Shameful. It's a 2011 Rav 4 and a 2008 Ford Focus you jerk. I also have a bitchin' 97 Dodge Ram out front with my redman tobacco hat sitting on the dash. All of the farmers want to buy it. Extended bed, with edelbrock breather, intake, keg mod. I had a 2013 camry but a rock fell off some dicks truck and ended up totalling it so I downgraded while paying off the rest of the first loan. "full" coverage is more like, "lol gently caress u." coverage with Travelers.
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Mar 29, 2016 03:49
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/thred
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Mar 29, 2016 03:53
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Dave_Indeed posted:I literally have nothing without a front porch says my wife. if i was your wife i would leave you for not shoveling the drive way
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Mar 29, 2016 03:58
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I have a front porch and live near a golf course. I want a pool? Trade?
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Would a machine gun nest meet your porch needs?
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