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Apparently if you used a debit card, you are hosed. So I am going to go have a drink and mourn the loss of my monies tonight while shooting mans online.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I want to let you know that your words hurt. Clearly he doesn't understand you're a motherfucking Robot Inspector IRL, a job 6-year-old-me would have put on the top 5 of "jobs I want when I'm a grownup" e:  My fiancee's catte. runsamok fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Mar 28, 2016 |
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Reminder that this was Huckaby's intro for the comm-link last week. None of us really caught the significance at the time, I don't think: quote:They came from the UK. Erin Roberts. Ricky Jutley. Todd Papy. They're all walking around the office here in their fancy bespoke Foundry 42 jackets. They look like a street gang on rival turf. They brought Will Weissbaum back with them, a writer here in the LA office, and he's wearing the same jacket, now. He's gone native. I don't know if he'll ever be the same. Did he just say, "PG Tips?" Best to just write him off, I guess.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I want to let you know that your words hurt. You know I say these things out of the purest love and respect.
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Can't believe it I missed that.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:he did literally say that achieving even half of Chris Roberts vision is commendable so Take money, make game. Achieved 50%.
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AP posted:Take money, make game. 
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A Neurotic Jew posted:Reminder that this was Huckaby's intro for the comm-link last week. None of us really caught the significance at the time, I don't think: read that as Todd Parpy for a sec there
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If CIG can stick it out until September we can make Alan Jackson relevant again! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr8VwYLcxGo
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Can't believe it I missed that. (Full Burn) Winner takes all (Full Burn) hear the call (Full Burn) going into the black and there's no turning back should be (Full Burn) Derek takes all (Full Burn) hear the call (Full Burn) going into the red and there's no turning back
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lmao this is the first time I've actually listened to this, I always assumed it would sound like something from Team America and it sounds just like I imagined
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:So what's the music that this forum's set to as everything burns down? Here's mine To me, this is the official song - and video - about the end of Star Citizen. (It's about as Stimperial as Stimperial gets. And the lyrics are prophetic as hell.) The Science of Imaginary Solutions And though you thought you won the race waking up was such a waste A perfect day with a frigidaire's charm A pretty picture, twisted, be gone. Blinded by my imagination That everythings much better now Eyes fixed on a stolen face The copycats are all in place It's all over now It's all over now It's all over now for you You shipwrecked all and shed your skin And tried to find yourself again Eyes fixed on the human race Now everyone thinks your dead Today It's all over now It's all over now It's all over now for you It's all over now It's all over now It's all over now for you High as the moon, deep as the ocean You fall apart, the pieces hit the ground I pick up all your inventions but your science keeps you from being, so Fake it, fake it Everybody knows The lights dim, you've been exposed.  
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Mar 28, 2016 21:58
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Wait.. no.... it's can't end.. my shitposting career is barely off the ground.... I had plans.. dreams of where I could have been 600 pages hence... all shot to poo poo...
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I wanted to post this last night but the exact second I did everything broke so I blame me. In the next episode of Star Citizen airing in two weeks time: After typographical errors on their IMDB profiles forces Sandi and Chris to get divorced and then married for a third time, the pair of newlyweds decide they need to be as open in their relationship with one another as their are open with their investors on their video game making business! With the two heads of CIG locking themselves in sealed containers on opposite sides of the world, will the Starfarer be released on time? This episode would have you rolling on the floor, if you weren't guaranteed to clip through it! Guest Starring Batgirl as the voice of the vocal pattern recognition software lock keeping Ben Lesnick from entering the building by requiring any form of a single, clearly-uttered phrase.
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Eldragon posted:You know I say these things out of the purest love and respect. We always end up hurting the ones we love the most.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jATOZhxX1CY Song for Sandi
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Ha! Star Tracers gets funded virtually guaranteeing lawsuits and more Derek mysteries, this is the best thread
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Well as long as about half the people arrive at the promised destination more or less on time and in the way you basically promised they would it's a win. -White Star Line school of software development.
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Daztek posted:(Full Burn) (Full Burn) The feds take all (Full Burn) You get one prison phone call (Full Burn) Once chris goes black there's no turning back (around cause you're getting bummed,chris)
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Cosmic Owl posted:Ha! Star Tracers gets funded virtually guaranteeing lawsuits and more Derek mysteries, this is the best thread Nominating this for :parpcorn: This thread just keeps on giving.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Erin Roberts quit. Like that YouTube comment said. It would be very much in keeping with the way this whole shitshow has gone down for that to be true. Jokes and dismissed rumours and cryptic messages in strange places which later turn out to be true.
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eviljack posted:Wait.. no.... it's can't end.. my shitposting career is barely off the ground.... I had plans.. dreams of where I could have been 600 pages hence... all shot to poo poo... even if CIG declared bankruptcy tomorrow this thread would still be 1000s of posts from dead. There would be months, possibly years, of tears, autopsies, and confessionals to absorb for sustenance.
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e: :parpcorn: is a far better suggestion
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I wish emotes could be threadtitles
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Cosmic Owl posted:Ha! Star Tracers gets funded virtually guaranteeing lawsuits and more Derek mysteries, this is the best thread Ha ha
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G0RF posted:To me, this is the official song - and video - about the end of Star Citizen. (It's about as Stimperial as Stimperial gets. And the lyrics are prophetic as hell.) Holy poo poo man, nice one  eviljack posted:Wait.. no.... it's can't end.. my shitposting career is barely off the ground.... I had plans.. dreams of where I could have been 600 pages hence... all shot to poo poo... Consider yourself a rookie with a whole world of shitposting ahead of you, this was a glorious battle that got you started, you were on the frontline of the big one, the one that everyone will be talking about....
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Cosmic Owl posted:Ha! Star Tracers gets funded virtually guaranteeing lawsuits and more Derek mysteries, this is the best thread 
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Cosmic Owl posted:Ha! Star Tracers gets funded virtually guaranteeing lawsuits and more Derek mysteries, this is the best thread GabrielMobius posted:Nominating this for :parpcorn:
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Somebody get ahold of Bootcha and tell him fuzzknot can make all the knitting and "my awesome boyfriend" posts she wants, but it's really important to be with family in times like this. We're a family. The Something Awful Forums Star Citizen Thread(s) Goon Family. I'm crying right now.
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so in "3 days" its April fools day and i have a feeling that D. Smart is just gonna post "gotcha!" on twitter
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Dusty Lens posted:Well as long as about half the people arrive at the promised destination more or less on time and in the way you basically promised they would it's a win. The obvious parallel is the Titanic, but I like to think of CIG as the Britannic, who went down trying to bring hope to a bunch of invalids. Plus I'd rather be thought of as the Kaiserliche Marine than an iceberg.
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