Eve Online: I have been doing everything slightly incorrectly

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KaoliniteMilkshake: Jul 9, 2010

kuive posted:

According to the wiki it was December 2011 when we first took Branch.
https://wiki.goonfleet.com/History#December_2011

Branch was December 5th, 2011, give or take, when White Noise literally slept through their region getting invaded.

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KaoliniteMilkshake posted:

Branch was December 5th, 2011, give or take, when White Noise literally slept through their region getting invaded.

A wild Kyle Myr appears!

# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:26

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
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Landsknecht posted:

so what you're saying is that allowing anyone into gsf with garr is a bad thing?

edit: i looked at that post and you called anther dude ordo, I mean I have a reputation to defend

oh i did, my mistake sorry for besmirching your posting (which is bad)

wait are you dragonstalking on reddit

# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:29

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Landsknecht posted:

so what you're saying is that allowing anyone into gsf with garr is a bad thing?

that does seem to be the case, yes

# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:33

Hubbl3: Mar 28, 2016

Despera posted:

They arent seriously trying to b-r 2.0 with the vfk timer are they?

I don't think that our Skyteam will now give them a B-R 2.0 ever.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:45

Percelus: Sep 9, 2012; My command, your wish is

(12:37:42 AM) dirk_johnwood: deadtear: (3/31/2016 00:06:51) jazz :420:

cigarette: querns: you still don't understand why any of that legitimately upset me
(12:37:47 AM) dirk_johnwood: :jackbud:

(12:39:41 AM) deadtear: he's itc
(12:39:46 AM) deadtear: just mock him directly
(12:39:56 AM) dirk_johnwood: Donnie Drumpf: you're pathetic
(12:40:06 AM) deadtear: ty
(12:40:07 AM) dirk_johnwood: I do regularly, he tries to call me an e-stalker and poo poo
(12:40:21 AM) dirk_johnwood: also tries to complain about how friends of mine will call him names too
(12:40:34 AM) deadtear: i literally didnt read his paragraph of whiny my eyes just slid off it
(12:40:43 AM) dirk_johnwood: did you know outing an internet stalker makes you an internet stalker?
(12:40:53 AM) dirk_johnwood: I sure didn't
(12:44:18 AM) deadtear: i managed to read it, and if 2 of your significant others off themselves either you seek out suicidal people or you drive them to suicide because despite the media attention it is not that common
(12:44:28 AM) deadtear: hth
(12:46:00 AM) deadtear: its ranked highly around 20-35 but that's because not a whole lot of people die in that age bracket

if you must really know, one died in a car crash but thanks for proving just what kind of person you are

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:48

Snod.: Oct 3, 2014

Exciting

# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:50

Landsknecht: Oct 27, 2009; I hope this person is trolling, nobody can be so unfunny and dumb

YouTuber posted:

Yo guy, come hang in #israd. We're hella active since December. Also I think someone got your Mothership blown up somehow.

I almost want to, I don't think I can have IRC at work, but I'll see what's what. I'd almost try playing eve again if I wasn't dealing with the job-girlfriend-fitness triangle of no time ever.

That Nyx had a glorious history, flying the wrong way in fleets and whatnot.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:55

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

pull up thread, pull up

# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:56

Landsknecht: Oct 27, 2009; I hope this person is trolling, nobody can be so unfunny and dumb

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

oh i did, my mistake sorry for besmirching your posting (which is bad)

wait are you dragonstalking on reddit

No on reddit i don't ever post about eve cause that subreddit is cancerous, I mostly use a name different from the one here and post about expensive watches.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:56

Dalael: Oct 14, 2014; Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Kirs posted:

Got myself a VPN, so I can poo poo up a new thread now. Yay.

Why do you need a VPN to poo poo up the thread?

# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:57

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
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Landsknecht posted:

No on reddit i don't ever post about eve cause that subreddit is cancerous, I mostly use a name different from the one here and post about expensive watches.

rip, someone once said that was you and i saw the name and forgot which was which

again my bad for Impugning Your Posting

# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:58

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Nietzschean posted:

pull up thread, pull up

turn left dale!

# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:59

Dalael: Oct 14, 2014; Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

WhiteHalo117 posted:

He said in homeland defense on tuesday, and I quote, "Eve is bad, and your bad if you play it. Nobody likes it, not even you, and you hate yourself a little for playing it.......just be honest".

Truer words have not been spoken since "Kick KarmaFleet"

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:02

Landsknecht: Oct 27, 2009; I hope this person is trolling, nobody can be so unfunny and dumb

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

rip, someone once said that was you and i saw the name and forgot which was which

again my bad for Impugning Your Posting

My posting on gf.com was nothing short of on point and of the highest caliber, a finer class if you will. How active is gf.com anymore? It seemed the forums always hit peak action when poo poo was at it's most dire in actual internet spaceships.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:04

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Landsknecht posted:

My posting on gf.com was nothing short of on point and of the highest caliber, a finer class if you will. How active is gf.com anymore? It seemed the forums always hit peak action when poo poo was at it's most dire in actual internet spaceships.

all jabber all the time, the forum itself goes through phases of ghost town and small rural suburb levels of action

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:06

Cygni: Nov 12, 2005; raring to post

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

all jabber all the time, the forum itself goes through phases of ghost town and small rural suburb levels of action

kind of a shame, it was better than this here forum during the pre-jabber years

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:08

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
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Cygni posted:

kind of a shame, it was better than this here forum during the pre-jabber years

that was almost an actual decade ago though

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:09

Hexel: Nov 18, 2011

Nietzschean posted:

pull up thread, pull up

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:09

Fix Lag: Sep 8, 2011; There's a sale at Penny's!

Here you go kids

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:11

Cygni: Nov 12, 2005; raring to post

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

that was almost an actual decade ago though

beauty knows no age

or like

something

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:12

abigserve: Sep 13, 2009; this is a better avatar than what I had before

Percelus posted:

words

I'm guessing you are one of those guys who talks incessantly about their problems to complete strangers until they start mercilessly taking the piss to get you to gently caress off. Unless someone doxxed you and discovered the girlfriend thing which would be lovely but I doubt it.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:14

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Cygni posted:

beauty knows no age

or like

something

Nietzschean posted:

pull up thread, pull up

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:14

Dalael: Oct 14, 2014; Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Unfunny Poster posted:

B-R was planned all along just like the CO2 super trap in M-O

Truth is often lost in war.
But I find the narrative of, "These guys planned on leaving for a while now (Confirmed to me by my old corp who are in CO2 and are happy about shooting goons), and wanted to set a trap and backstab us" alot more plausible than the bullshit you guys are spewing. 3000 people showing up for a relatively unimportant timer, our enemy's supercap fleet waiting in jump range of where our supercaps where suposed to go..

Let me say this, If this was a trap and you failed, poo poo happens. You tried, didn't succeed through sheer luck on our side, GF anyways.
If you didn't set a trap, then you guys are complete retards for missing this opportunity.

...

poo poo now that makes sense. Guess it wasn't a trap after all.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:17

Percelus: Sep 9, 2012; My command, your wish is

abigserve posted:

I'm guessing you are one of those guys who talks incessantly about their problems to complete strangers until they start mercilessly taking the piss to get you to gently caress off. Unless someone doxxed you and discovered the girlfriend thing which would be lovely but I doubt it.

it's more i have these two guys who won't stop bugging me about god knows what and they crossed a very real line. instead of them recognizing that, they continue to do their thing and here the infamous deadtear eggs them on in jabber. maybe i'm overreacting but i feel like this is a little more toxic than what we normally welcome

Edit - if you asking about if this started because i was crying about MY DEAD GIRLFRIENDS, no, i mentioned it once in passing after the start of the feuding. it was fun banter and gibbis as usual between us until they kept joking about this, i even ignored it the first time. the fact is they used this one rise because they knew it worked regardless of how utterly tasteless it was.

Percelus fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Mar 31, 2016

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:17

Landsknecht: Oct 27, 2009; I hope this person is trolling, nobody can be so unfunny and dumb

Cygni posted:

kind of a shame, it was better than this here forum during the pre-jabber years

Did the gf.com forum die with the rep changes?

One of the things that was awesome and is sadly gone was the lobby crew, nothing was better than trying to figure out teamspeak as a newbie and getting told that internet spaceships is dumb.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:19

Dalael: Oct 14, 2014; Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

avatarinwin posted:

You finally have an AV that matches your personality. GG!

crazystray posted:

I kind of want to re-sub as well.... I am really bad at this game though. Last time I re-subbed I joined Groon and just did PI and exploration and gambled isk.

I do have lots of sp from all of the not-playing I have done over the years.

All you need to know nowadays is Align, Orbit and F1.
if you can manage that, you're ready to play EVE again.

vyst posted:

Don't respond to anyone in this thread we can't help our mental illness

Ftfy

Dalael fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Mar 31, 2016

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:20

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

edit i misread AGAIN i should go to bed

Landsknecht posted:

Did the gf.com forum die with the rep changes?

One of the things that was awesome and is sadly gone was the lobby crew, nothing was better than trying to figure out teamspeak as a newbie and getting told that internet spaceships is dumb.

the forum basically died when epsilon hiveminded and sublimated away, so...2009? nobody gives a poo poo about rep though you doofus

FruitNYogurtParfait fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Mar 31, 2016

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Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Deki fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Apr 1, 2016

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:30

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Dalael posted:

Truer words have not been spoken since "Kick KarmaFleet"

Weren't we just recently mocking you for being a bad poster? You have no room to say kick KF seeing as they're actually not as lovely as the idea sounded at first.

ScreamingAutism and the war seems to have made the thread forget that.

DiggityDoink fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Mar 31, 2016

# ? Mar 31, 2016 07:08

Kirs: Dec 5, 2014; Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.

Dalael posted:

Why do you need a VPN to poo poo up the thread?

Oh I thought no one will ask, but thanks allah we have you.

Russia banned (blocked) SA for an article from 2006 featuring advises for teenagers, and apparently one image was image that advises how you cut your veins on hands correctly.

Now I have to use VPN to access it. Which is sucks but I'm looking for legal ways to ask government block that image, not the whole website. But you know, ~Russian government~.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 07:09

Dalael: Oct 14, 2014; Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

SperginMcBadposter posted:

Adding this to gsf_tears.zip, thanks.

After the war of 2013, I tried to compile a list of all the tears from the CFC's enemies. When i hit save, this is what happened:

DiggityDoink posted:

Weren't we just recently mocking you for being a bad poster? You have no room to say kick KF seeing as they're actually not as lovely as the idea sounded at first.

ScreamingAutism and the war seems to have made the thread forget that.

Not my fault if you guys are slackers. After all, my posting has not improved. :shrug:

Kirs posted:

Oh I thought no one will ask, but thanks allah we have you.

Russia banned (blocked) SA for an article from 2006 featuring advises for teenagers, and apparently one image was image that advises how you cut your veins on hands correctly.

Now I have to use VPN to access it. Which is sucks but I'm looking for legal ways to ask government block that image, not the whole website. But you know, ~Russian government~.

That sucks dude... What do you think are the odds of getting it unblocked?

# ? Mar 31, 2016 07:19

Xolve: Oct 12, 2012; Well, shoot! We ain't come this far just to dump this thing in the drink. What's the nearest target opportunity?

Dalael posted:

After the war of 2013, I tried to compile a list of all the tears from the CFC's enemies. When i hit save, this is what happened:

People still use C:\ as a date drive in TYOOL 2016?

Yeah, I suppose I'd want to hate-gently caress CO2 if I lost ~750b defending their poo poo as well.

drat.

Xolve fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Mar 31, 2016

# ? Mar 31, 2016 07:22

Necros: Jul 23, 2003

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

you're dumb as hell

deadtear is that you

# ? Mar 31, 2016 07:24

Dalael: Oct 14, 2014; Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Xolve posted:

People still use C:\ as a date drive in TYOOL 2016?

Other than your operating system and your giant stash of gay porn, what else do you keep on your C drive?

# ? Mar 31, 2016 07:25

Xolve: Oct 12, 2012; Well, shoot! We ain't come this far just to dump this thing in the drink. What's the nearest target opportunity?

Dalael posted:

Other than your operating system and your giant stash of gay porn, what else do you keep on your C drive?

C:\ is pretty much just Windows10 (and a lovely 220gb Corsair SSD I don't recommend to anyone), as the title would imply.

Gaming is a Samsung 850EVO 550gb SSD. It has whatever I play the most on it (read: not EVE).

Not Porn (Another 550g SSD), is sadly, not a cache of my favorite intimate moments with your mother, and is mostly steam games, a few movies, and... intimate moments with your father.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 07:31

Dalael: Oct 14, 2014; Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Xolve posted:

C:\ is pretty much just Windows10 (and a lovely 220gb Corsair SSD I don't recommend to anyone), as the title would imply.

Gaming is a Samsung 850EVO 550gb SSD. It has whatever I play the most on it (read: not EVE).

Not Porn (Another 550g SSD), is sadly, not a cache of my favorite intimate moments with your mother, and is mostly steam games, a few movies, and... intimate moments with your father.

Sick

I tip my non existing fedora to you good sir, you truly left me speechless. :stonkhat:

# ? Mar 31, 2016 07:41

Dalael: Oct 14, 2014; Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Percelus posted:

(12:25:19 AM) Ogast :human being:: at least the women he talks to are still breathing after he meets them

(1:00:03 PM) dirk_johnwood: fisule: It's adorable how unlikable he is, even women in his life want to kill themselves

These are jokes about my dead girlfriends, pretty hilarious right? Well, like you, dirk johnwood is another internet personality who is mostly concerned about winning the internet because he wasn't raised right or something. Anyway, awhile back i mentioned to dirk and his friend maybe trying to bring up the death two women isn't the greatest comedy fodder and that maybe they were crossing the line, naturally they ignored me and continued. That was until Cap caught them doing it and had a grownup talk with what is and isn't appropriate behavior, even in a jabber for internet spaceships. I haven't engaged with them since because they really did cross a very real line removing any further desire to banter with them, but clearly they're still fixating on me so thanks for continuing to encourage them.

yeah that's like... bad :eonwe:

# ? Mar 31, 2016 07:46

1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

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Sakako: Dec 31, 2013

Is this a common occurrence? I mean, there are literally thousands of dollars worth of ISK on the line, but...

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