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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

kustomkarkommando posted:

Publicising that someone has flipped is a good way to panic collaborators into trying to cover their tracks which, if they are under surveillance, has its benefits.

is there when you're dealing with suicide bombers tho

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kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

That's if its being released by the prosecution of course

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Tiler Kiwi posted:

fetuses are human beings but if everything and everyone is better off when it dies unnamed and forsaken then whatever, there's no need to get all sentimental about a murder that everyone involved is okay with

there ive created a position that is repellent to everyone, maybe

I mean

Yeah, that makes the most sense out of anything

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Volkerball posted:

is there when you're dealing with suicide bombers tho

Someone freaking out and making a phone call to the wrong person to see what to do could deffo be helpful for building a case.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Chantilly Say posted:

I mean

Yeah, that makes the most sense out of anything

making sense is bad politics

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Volkerball posted:

holocaust420 who regged today might be trolling imo

please link the post

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

please link the post

Holocaust420 posted:

Before it was illegally bombed and its leader assassinated, Libya was Africa's wealthiest and most developed country, with less people living in poverty as a percentage of the population than in the Netherlands.


http://www.globalresearch.ca/libya-from-africas-wealthiest-democracy-under-gaddafi-to-us-nato-sponsored-terrorist-haven/5482974

The torture, rape, and execution of the leader of a sovereign country which threatened no one greatly amused the Secretary of State, who gloated "We came, we saw, he died".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgcd1ghag5Y

The fact that Clinton's emails show that billions of dollars were transfered from the looted Libyan treasury to the Clinton Foundation is just a coincidence. The Libyan people were just so grateful at getting their freedom from Gaddafi's regime that they sent Clinton billions of dollars as a token of gratitude.

https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2016/03/07/clin-m07.html

What a compassionate, kind-hearted, honest, and good-intentioned woman. I can't wait until she's the President of the United States!

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

:lol: yeah Gaddafi was great and didn't pose a threat to anyone but the people that he ruled.

Jesus christ it's not even a good troll, like, he pretends that he's coming from a leftist perspective (posting from wsws) but his loving name is HOLOCAUST420

gently caress

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

He's currently on probation for posting bad in FYAD. Clearly a troll re-reg.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
I bought the 20-ounce Zojirushi SM-SA60-BA the week after I got married so that I could keep my coffee warm on the commute to and from my new job downtown. It is literally the world's best travel mug. I could put steaming hot coffee in it in the morning, and if I forgot it in my truck I would still have steaming hot coffee for the drive home. No kidding! It's incredible.

This was an exciting time for me. My time with Jennifer was limited but boundless in its glory. When I wasn't working, Jennifer and I would go hiking at the park, take road trips, sit up late and watch the stars. And, of course, have long nights of passionate love making. And through it all, my 20-ounce Zojirushi SM-SA60-BA provided me with hot, fresh coffee and a sleek, ergonomic feel. It's amazingly well designed and made to last.

That was seven years ago. These days, Jennifer is as cold and emotionally distant as an uncharted asteroid. Now the most passionate conversations we have involve either our fiberoptic internet bandwidth or Your drat Mother. At work, I am merely a shadow defined by once-authentic ambition. Original thought at my office is as pointless as a Libertarian vote, and my commute is like a scene from Walking Dead.

I'm writing this on my iPhone as I sit behind a third-world chicken truck on I-35. I'm numbing myself to waste another eight hours at The Bad Place and fantasizing about replacing the painful vacuum of affection from She Who Cannot Read Oil Change Reminder Stickers with that new girl from logistics. But now that I think about it, the one constant source of warmth and comfort in my life is still the 20-ounce Zojirushi SM-SA60-BA.

Buy one. Buy one now, or feel only the chill yearning for an early grave that poor life decisions and emotional complacency can reap.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Tiler Kiwi posted:

making sense is bad politics

I know

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Rollofthedice posted:

I bought the 20-ounce Zojirushi SM-SA60-BA the week after I got married so that I could keep my coffee warm on the commute to and from my new job downtown. It is literally the world's best travel mug. I could put steaming hot coffee in it in the morning, and if I forgot it in my truck I would still have steaming hot coffee for the drive home. No kidding! It's incredible.

This was an exciting time for me. My time with Jennifer was limited but boundless in its glory. When I wasn't working, Jennifer and I would go hiking at the park, take road trips, sit up late and watch the stars. And, of course, have long nights of passionate love making. And through it all, my 20-ounce Zojirushi SM-SA60-BA provided me with hot, fresh coffee and a sleek, ergonomic feel. It's amazingly well designed and made to last.

That was seven years ago. These days, Jennifer is as cold and emotionally distant as an uncharted asteroid. Now the most passionate conversations we have involve either our fiberoptic internet bandwidth or Your drat Mother. At work, I am merely a shadow defined by once-authentic ambition. Original thought at my office is as pointless as a Libertarian vote, and my commute is like a scene from Walking Dead.

I'm writing this on my iPhone as I sit behind a third-world chicken truck on I-35. I'm numbing myself to waste another eight hours at The Bad Place and fantasizing about replacing the painful vacuum of affection from She Who Cannot Read Oil Change Reminder Stickers with that new girl from logistics. But now that I think about it, the one constant source of warmth and comfort in my life is still the 20-ounce Zojirushi SM-SA60-BA.

Buy one. Buy one now, or feel only the chill yearning for an early grave that poor life decisions and emotional complacency can reap.
Like many suburban homeowners, I like to kill and eat the wild animals that populate my backyard. To keep it sporting, I hunt naked, with my teeth and long sharpened fingernails as my only weapons. I've feasted on squirrel, raccoon, vole and numerous songbirds. But no matter how long I lay spread eagle and motionless in the hot noonday sun, I have never been able to outwit and catch any of the plump and juicy rabbits that hop just outside my reach and then bolt for the woods when I leap forward with a blood-curdling shriek. I have chased them at a dead run through the yards of the many unoccupied homes that surround mine but the pursuit always ends in frustration. But no more, thanks to Amazon. Every week, I order a fresh whole rabbit and affix it to a remote control car that is operated by one of my children. This way, I get the thrill of the hunt, and when the car's batteries are exhausted, I can leap upon it, bury my teeth into the rabbit's soft flesh and perform my ritual victory dance right there in the Walgreen's parking lot.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

here's another thing you know: your av is great

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

kalstrams posted:

Like many suburban homeowners, I like to kill and eat the wild animals that populate my backyard. To keep it sporting, I hunt naked, with my teeth and long sharpened fingernails as my only weapons. I've feasted on squirrel, raccoon, vole and numerous songbirds. But no matter how long I lay spread eagle and motionless in the hot noonday sun, I have never been able to outwit and catch any of the plump and juicy rabbits that hop just outside my reach and then bolt for the woods when I leap forward with a blood-curdling shriek. I have chased them at a dead run through the yards of the many unoccupied homes that surround mine but the pursuit always ends in frustration. But no more, thanks to Amazon. Every week, I order a fresh whole rabbit and affix it to a remote control car that is operated by one of my children. This way, I get the thrill of the hunt, and when the car's batteries are exhausted, I can leap upon it, bury my teeth into the rabbit's soft flesh and perform my ritual victory dance right there in the Walgreen's parking lot.

There is little doubt now that David Husselshaft is a major force in the music business these days. I've already been a fan for many years, but an amazing thing happened recently which I have to share. The doctor said my dog Cherish had only days to live. Desperate for any sign of recovery, I played this CD in the garage for him 24/7, and not only did my dog die, but so did 2 cats and all of my plants. My neighbor came down with a rare form of stomach virus, the one causes massive cramping and explosive diarrhea. Boy did I prove that doctor wrong!

The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Tiler Kiwi posted:

your av is great

:agreed:

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Rollofthedice posted:

There is little doubt now that David Husselshaft is a major force in the music business these days. I've already been a fan for many years, but an amazing thing happened recently which I have to share. The doctor said my dog Cherish had only days to live. Desperate for any sign of recovery, I played this CD in the garage for him 24/7, and not only did my dog die, but so did 2 cats and all of my plants. My neighbor came down with a rare form of stomach virus, the one causes massive cramping and explosive diarrhea. Boy did I prove that doctor wrong!

The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.

:five:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

so where are rotd and kal getting suicide-note.txt from

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.



he's not wrong

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Exclamation Marx posted:

he's not wrong

Constant Hamprince posted:

This is your brain on Bernie Sanders.

Bernie Sanders: Not Even Once.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Tesseraction posted:

so where are rotd and kal getting suicide-note.txt from

We bought a bunch of knights on horseback as party favors for our 6 year old's medieval themed birthday party. Because our 4 year old daughter will have nothing to do with anything unless it is somehow connected to princesses, or fairies, or at least has pink in it somewhere, we bought Feya to give to her. Like all of the figures we have seen from this company, this is well made, substantial, and beautifully detailed. Our daughter will absolutely love it... if we give it to her.

We're hesitating because the horse is perhaps just a tiny bit too detailed. At a glance, I would have guessed it is female, but upon closer inspection is most definitely not female. S/He has clearly defined male genitalia (I added a picture, but it might not last because it probably violates Amazon's terms of service regarding the posting toy porn). We're not uptight about stuff like that, but at the same time, we were little puzzled about why such detail was so painstakingly added to a toy. We will certainly keep it, and we will give it to her, but I might just fire up the Dremel first and stave off the awkward conversations for another year or two.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Tesseraction posted:

so where are rotd and kal getting suicide-note.txt from
For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
I think I misread the av size rules or did a bad job cropping it out or something though

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Chantilly Say posted:

I think I misread the av size rules or did a bad job cropping it out or something though
it could be a bit bigger technically, but quality>quantity

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
your av is 112x96 pixels. what a weird size

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Exclamation Marx posted:




he's not wrong

I don't get how it's comparable though. I didn't get it when I saw it in a tweet either. Is this about the steel company that's going under?
Am i just trying too hard?

the paradigm shift fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Mar 31, 2016

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
Finger puppets? Coin purses? Please. Newcomers to the craft may well be amused by these trifles, but long-time cat hair crafters will despair at the paucity of projects in this book. Where are the cat hair socks, scarves and mittens (always a favourite at Christmas time)? What about more ambitious projects, like a cat hair mattress, or a made-to-scale miniature cat hair model of the Taj Mahal? Distressingly, the author doesn’t even touch on cat hair cookery - a tragically wasted opportunity to bring cat hair culinary arts into the mainstream. Disappointing.

Brainiac Five
Mar 28, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Rollofthedice posted:

Finger puppets? Coin purses? Please. Newcomers to the craft may well be amused by these trifles, but long-time cat hair crafters will despair at the paucity of projects in this book. Where are the cat hair socks, scarves and mittens (always a favourite at Christmas time)? What about more ambitious projects, like a cat hair mattress, or a made-to-scale miniature cat hair model of the Taj Mahal? Distressingly, the author doesn’t even touch on cat hair cookery - a tragically wasted opportunity to bring cat hair culinary arts into the mainstream. Disappointing.

Is this Disinterested you're quoting?

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Chantilly Say posted:

I think I misread the av size rules or did a bad job cropping it out or something though

needs more transparency and maybe some shweet aftereffects

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

more avs should be the gifs on a long timer that usually fool me a few times into thinking one poster is a few different people.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

the_paradigm_shift posted:

I don't get how it's comparable though. I didn't get it when I saw it in a tweet either. Is this about the steel company that's going under?
Am i just trying too hard?

Marie Antoinette was supposed to be ignorant of the plight of the poor, and suggested starving people should eat cake (except she never said that). Corbyn is eating cake, this means he doesn't care about the plight of the poor.

Welcome to British journalism, it's like Fox News but EVERY CHANNEL AND PAPER.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

99% of Jeremy Corbyns own a refridgerator.

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Tesseraction posted:

Marie Antoinette was supposed to be ignorant of the plight of the poor, and suggested starving people should eat cake (except she never said that). Corbyn is eating cake, this means he doesn't care about the plight of the poor.

Welcome to British journalism, it's like Fox News but EVERY CHANNEL AND PAPER.

I got that but I thought it was too dumb and not an actual comparison because it's just not.
Srsly when did the bbc start sucking or has it always been bad on local news?

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Tesseraction posted:

99% of Jeremy Corbyns own a refridgerator.

No salmonella = not poor

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
every time i eat cake it is in active contempt for the working poor

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

the_paradigm_shift posted:

I got that but I thought it was too dumb and not an actual comparison because it's just not.
Srsly when did the bbc start sucking or has it always been bad on local news?

Its charter is up for renewal and that means the Tories get to decide how much money they get + what their allowances are.

So in other words, the government is pressuring them to push favourable news to the tories and bury favourable news to labour.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
insomnia posting woooo!!!!

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
dadchat what if nutmeg could only be ingested through the butt

buttmeg

Dragas
Apr 21, 2010

something something polish lithuania commonwealth will rise from the ashes
go to bed, rotd

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Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Rollofthedice posted:

dadchat what if nutmeg could only be ingested through the butt

buttmeg

Wow just go back to making hilarious amazon reviews tia

heh, buttmeg

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