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orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

AP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N7x4ARb5bc&t=260s

I have never been so entertained.

Clearly he hacked the cfgs and dared having a user folder.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:05

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:35

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

G0RF posted:

We get Erin pt 2 today right?

yes. Also Jared mentioned that we would learn more about what was actually in 2.4

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:06

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

XK posted:

Nobody thinks you actually beat up a Coke machine.

Yeah those things are heavy-weight

No shame in admitting defeat Derek

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:06

LGD: Sep 25, 2004

Pop and Loch Nessy posted:

There is a chance that Derek might not read your post!!!!!!!!!!

but then how will senpai ever notice me?!

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:07

LeafHouse: Apr 22, 2008; That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!

D_Smart posted:

In fairness to others, I have to re-think my position.

So new rules. For every loving Ryan Archer post, which means 1 day of my not posting AND skipping pages, I want to see at least 4 non-RA posts. So that's a good ratio and it means that I won't miss that many pages.

But seriously, unlike my reading every page religiously, if this RA bullshit continues, even with the above ratio, it just means a lot of skipped pages containing stuff directed at me; and which will never get replies.

ps. E.L.E. in-bound

imagining all the poor goons who will never get a reply from you thanks to others heartlessness is making my eyes piss tears

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:07

Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

D_Smart posted:

If you actually read the article, you'd know that the mag that original printed it, issued a retraction as a result of them speaking to people who were there and who said it never happened.

So yeah, that's totally how that works. This is the part where you pay close attention: I never said that I had proven it. Here is what I said. Read it. This time, slowly.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3748466&pagenumber=2792&perpage=40#post458103288

ps: Hey Ben is that you? Or is it Jared?

pps: Yes, I know you're associated with Star Citizen in some form. More soon. Two Weeks.

Hey guys I have solid proof in the form of my own website/blog post. Totes legit.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:07

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

AP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jZKA66F40M&t=100s

Why does the buggy sound like Outrun?

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:08

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

You should enjoy a gin and tonic Uncle Smart. We're all in the bomb shelter. You did it. You ensured that almost all of the goon population have no real stake in Star Citizen, aside from comedy. We are invested in the laughter now. Don't short change us here, let us chuckle in the aisle of the cinema as we want

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:08

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Whoever from CIG is reading this thread, recommend this guy to Chris Roberts immediately. He's exactly what's needed to finally put the engine in order.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVhHNVguMWo

I swear they could be brothers.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:08

ether: May 20, 2001

This thread also outshines Frontier by a huge margin in the rollercoaster department. Even with all the stolen ~~nazi~~ art floating around if is so righteously fidelitous.

And I for one am glad for it,

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:09

Cheen: Apr 17, 2005

Ryan Archer drew this illustration based off of eye witness reports.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:09

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

A Neurotic Jew posted:

Derek - he said validates. He's agreeing with you.

Then he won't have used almost. Hence my clueless (which wasn't meant to be derogatory at all, since he IS clueless since he does NOT have access to the material that I do)

The mPU going into maintenance mode is absolute.

ps: I'm on mobile, so it's pretty hairy keeping track.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:09

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

Jared is staring at that "submit" button right now, a bead of sweat dripping down his forehead.

"am I really going to do this? can I really pull this trigger?"

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:09

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

A Neurotic Jew posted:

Jared is staring at that "submit" button right now, a bead dropping down his forehead.

"am I really going to do this? can I really pull the trigger on this?"

This is worse than Derek's soon, two weeks, wait

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:10

stinch: Nov 21, 2013

G0RF posted:

We get Erin pt 2 today right?

They probably had to scrap that since CR contradicted everything Erin said in his everything and the kitchen sink will be in 2.4 livestream.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:10

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

A Neurotic Jew posted:

Jared is staring at that "submit" button right now, a bead of sweat dripping down his forehead.

"am I really going to do this? can I really pull the trigger on this?"

Half of their audience will be SC fans, the other half grad students writing dissertations on PTSD.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:10

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

Scruffpuff posted:

I think Derek's having some reading comprehension difficulties because he's in some transcendent euphoric state brought on by all the super-secret news that we're all in the loving dark about. Come on, Derek, help a thread out. Burn their JPEG ships to ashes!

Not really, using my thread catch-up method on mobile is a mess. You did see my future-post missive about Ryan Archer poo poo, right? That's the level of frustration that I feel right now. Compounded by the fact that I'm sitting on E.L.E. material that I am prevented from sharing.

So pissed right now. Meanwhile, people are foolishly still putting money into a project they are never - ever - going to get.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:12

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Dusty Lens posted:

Half of their audience will be SC fans, the other half grad students writing dissertations on PTSD.

And the third half is us I guess

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:12

Scruffpuff: Dec 23, 2015; Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

D_Smart posted:

Then he won't have used almost. Hence my clueless (which wasn't meant to be derogatory at all, since he IS clueless since he does NOT have access to the material that I do)

The mPU going into maintenance mode is absolute.

ps: I'm on mobile, so it's pretty hairy keeping track.

Derek - solid question that shouldn't compromise anyone. Is the E.L.E. a separate and distinct event from the other poo poo, like the PTU going into maintenance mode? Meaning, if the E.L.E. had not occurred, the PTU was still going into maintenance mode, and SC was still hosed. It's just that this big mystery event makes the rest of the poo poo a moot point. Would you say that's accurate?

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:12

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Scruffpuff posted:

Derek - solid question that shouldn't compromise anyone. Is the E.L.E. a separate and distinct event from the other poo poo, like the PTU going into maintenance mode? Meaning, if the E.L.E. had not occurred, the PTU was still going into maintenance mode, and SC was still hosed. It's just that this big mystery event makes the rest of the poo poo a moot point. Would you say that's accurate?

Yeah. I really want this E.L.E to be completely left-field. Otherwise it just can never live up to the hype.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:14

Cheen: Apr 17, 2005

Scruffpuff posted:

Derek - solid question that shouldn't compromise anyone. Is the E.L.E. a separate and distinct event from the other poo poo, like the PTU going into maintenance mode? Meaning, if the E.L.E. had not occurred, the PTU was still going into maintenance mode, and SC was still hosed. It's just that this big mystery event makes the rest of the poo poo a moot point. Would you say that's accurate?

Sorry this won't be answered as someone said Ryan Archer into a mirror 3 times.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:14

sorla78: Oct 11, 2012; EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

ATV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkwIzILcoxM

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:14

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

stinch posted:

They probably had to scrap that since CR contradicted everything Erin said in his everything and the kitchen sink will be in 2.4 livestream.

I'm hoping they have an interview with someone who is part of the rumored walkout group. That's too much to hope for but it would be some seriously zany hijinx.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:14

Fat and Useless: Sep 3, 2011; Not Thin and Useful

Eonwe posted:

anime, is in fact, good

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:15

blueberrysmith: May 4, 2006; Dirty Sanchez

Daztek posted:

i was only here to watch the SC implosion, but 2 for 1? it's my lucky day.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:15

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

sorla78 posted:

ATV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkwIzILcoxM

lol they're showing the timelapse with all the broken fizzix

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:15

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

sorla78 posted:

ATV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkwIzILcoxM

whoop whoop

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:15

stinch: Nov 21, 2013

XK posted:

Whoever from CIG is reading this thread, recommend this guy to Chris Roberts immediately. He's exactly what's needed to finally put the engine in order.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVhHNVguMWo

I swear they could be brothers.

He has the hand gestures but is way too modest.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:16

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Daztek posted:

lol they're showing the timelapse with all the broken fizzix

didnt they already do this?

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:16

Xegaus: Sep 27, 2006; King of nothing!

Meet the new Derek, same as the old Derek!

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:16

Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

D_Smart posted:

Then he won't have used almost. Hence my clueless (which wasn't meant to be derogatory at all, since he IS clueless since he does NOT have access to the material that I do)

The mPU going into maintenance mode is absolute.

ps: I'm on mobile, so it's pretty hairy keeping track.

Holy moly, :laffo:

You are the Donald Trump of developers. Totally not derogatory because you ARE a thin skinned baby and you do NOT apparently have the means to understand basic social constructs that have been developed over eons of humanity.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:17

Eldragon: Feb 22, 2003

D_Smart posted:

Not really, using my thread catch-up method on mobile is a mess. You did see my future-post missive about Ryan Archer poo poo, right? That's the level of frustration that I feel right now. Compounded by the fact that I'm sitting on E.L.E. material that I am prevented from sharing.

So pissed right now. Meanwhile, people are foolishly still putting money into a project they are never - ever - going to get.

So do you have any new information to share today, and if not, why bother saying anything 3 days ago?

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:17

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

how to stop people from laughing at sandi reading all her lines: let ben do all the talking

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:17

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

Los angels, CA

What are you working on : Right now? I'm just figuring everything out... mdgg... doors... Automatic doors

gently caress.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:18

sunaurus: Feb 13, 2012; Oh great, another bookah.

For every new Ryan Archer post I will divide all the posts in this thread by 15 and multiply them by pi and x = 0 and I will then proceed to divide 27 by the amount of Ryan Archer posts and then I will not read this thread for x days

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:18

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

flyboi posted:

quote:
D_Smart posted:
If you're taking the comment (and term) literally, and thinking it has anything to do with FISA, congrats, you're an idiot.

I do not however I'm asking what in their terms and conditions can remotely be considered a warrant canary. The phrase and usage came about specifically because of section 215 on the patriot act. Just using the phrase half-handedly is stupid and improper unless you can point to a clause that actually would fit.

First, my apologies for calling you an idiot. It's one of those days and I should have looked at who I was responding to because it appeared to be SillyBones or one of the RSI/CIG related alt accounts I've started keeping track of and investigating.

That said, my comment that Ben should look up Warrant Canary had nothing to do with FISA, The Patriot Act or anything of the sort.

I was using it in context of "I know something that you don't, but I can't talk about it". There is NO other legal context for it; and a gag order won't apply since there is no originating lawsuit.

My comment has to do with the concept of NOT being able to say ANYTHING about an on-going events/op/action. That being the position THEY are in. I am in the same boat. And I said this (re: E.L.E) even BEFORE the AtV aired and everyone started speculating on the demeanor, body language etc of all three of them on camera.

It was also what prompted my message to Erin.

For those of you who have no clue what I'm talking about : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary

# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:19