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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I'm very concerned about the very few, but very big fries that are likely undercooked.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Scathach posted:

I'm very concerned about the very few, but very big fries that are likely undercooked.



Big, chewy fries are legitimate. I'm concerned about the meat less illegal immigrant of a burger.

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Chocolate chips are amazing. Fuckin' chip fondue, let's do it, I don't care.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

RareAcumen posted:



The Arby's Meat Mountain.

Aggressively and unhesitantly would.


Screaming Idiot posted:

It looks like something a animal would eat, for sure.

Ftfy

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

RareAcumen posted:



The Arby's Meat Mountain.

Its significantly less appetizing looking than the Noah's Ark

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

The Glumslinger posted:

Its significantly less appetizing looking than the Noah's Ark

Doesn't matter. Anyone remember Arby's Big Montana? The ex-wife ordered me one as a joke. Went back for another to call her bluff.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

A Jupiter posted:

This play-doh looking burger and fries thing served on a bathroom mat



I legit thought those fries were rotten brown bananas when I first saw them. Why are they so large?? This picture disturbs me more than it should.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Samizdata posted:

Doesn't matter. Anyone remember Arby's Big Montana? The ex-wife ordered me one as a joke. Went back for another to call her bluff.

Tell me more of this Big Montana.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

genetic_knockout posted:

I legit thought those fries were rotten brown bananas when I first saw them. Why are they so large?? This picture disturbs me more than it should.

Do you not have potato wedges in America?

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

cyberia posted:

Do you not have potato wedges in America?

I'm Canadian, and yeah, we have them for sure. But these ones just look so very large and soggy to me. Especially next to that disgusting looking despair burger.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


North America definitely have wedges, we just try our best not make them look like embalmed fingers.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:

Chocolate chips are amazing. Fuckin' chip fondue, let's do it, I don't care.

Try crumbling some chips over a slice of chocolate cake :eng101:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Wanamingo posted:

Try crumbling some chips over a slice of chocolate cake :eng101:

You FREAK, I love it

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

This is worse than you're imagining. And yet not as bad as the [loose] corn flavor.

Techno Remix
Feb 13, 2012

Otana posted:

This is worse than you're imagining. And yet not as bad as the [loose] corn flavor.

Can confirm. I bought this on a lark one time and it managed to be the most confusing thing for your senses. Salty and greasy but still very fluid (not thick like you'd expect it to be), and surprisingly smoky. Never tried the loose corn one but drat, I wouldn't give this to my enemy, holy poo poo.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



At a fine dining establishment in Hong Kong. Not for actual babies.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Picnic Princess posted:



At a fine dining establishment in Hong Kong. Not for actual babies.

i'm the 100% extreme chinese

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Granted, nacho "cheez" is bad enough already, but something about the sickly greenish hue here makes it so much worse.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



What the gently caress why

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Otana posted:

This is worse than you're imagining. And yet not as bad as the [loose] corn flavor.

The buffalo wing one is awful too. It tastes like onions, spit, and hate.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

What am I looking at?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

RandomPauI posted:

What am I looking at?

Jelly/jell-o made in a milk bottle to gently caress with people. There was a thing that went round a few weeks ago.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

cash crab posted:

Tell me more of this Big Montana.

Nothing but a half pound (give or take) of roast beef and a bun.

Meat.

Bread.

And, since it is you, I found a pic.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

cash crab posted:

You FREAK, I love it

I will stick with my salty fries and chocolate milk shakes, thank you.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Samizdata posted:

Nothing but a half pound (give or take) of roast beef and a bun.

Meat.

Bread.

And, since it is you, I found a pic.




"Would you like anything else?" "Yeah, a loaf of bread, four other people."

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

Samizdata posted:

I will stick with my salty fries and chocolate milk shakes, thank you.

YES. Everyone else looks at me like I'm crazy but this is legitimately the best.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
found on some terrible clickbait website but :stare:

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Has anyone mentioned this yet?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKKOX5fIeK4

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Gridlocked posted:

Has anyone mentioned this yet?


And here I was thinking it had to be yeast.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass

Gilok posted:

"I'd like a burger, hold the meat, and four french fries. Wrap the fries in newspaper, please"
Serving fries in a cornet-shaped newspaper was, in fact, a "traditionnal" way to serve fries in northen France and Belgium, usually when you bought them from dedicated food trucks ("baraques à frites" or "friteries"). Aluminium or plastic containers are commonly used now.

genetic_knockout posted:

I legit thought those fries were rotten brown bananas when I first saw them. Why are they so large?? This picture disturbs me more than it should.
Those are called "potatoes" in fastfood/restaurants here (super original name do not steal), I don't know why they are darker than what you'd expect, I guess it's a way to fry/roast them to tell them apart from fries or regular potatoe wedges.

Fries are serious business in France and Belgium.

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


The Glumslinger posted:

Its significantly less appetizing looking than the Noah's Ark

never had one, but I did try the Meat Mountain, in the same spirit I tried the Double Down. The double down was worth it. The meat mountain very much isn't. It's difficult to bite into, it's so goddamn thick, and the meats all just kind of melt together into a vaguely meaty melange you can't make out any real individual flavor in, it just sort of tastes like 'meat'.

In other news, something about this really gets to me.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


^^: That is quite sad.

Samizdata posted:

Nothing but a half pound (give or take) of roast beef and a bun.

Meat.

Bread.

And, since it is you, I found a pic.



WOW. That was so much meatier than I was anticipating

baw posted:

found on some terrible clickbait website but :stare:



:stare: Where is the potato?

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

cash crab posted:

Jesus, that's tragic. :unsmith: I'm glad you convinced him to get some vitamins, though.

I can't remember if I posted this one yet:



that looks like a big blob of algae

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

cash crab posted:

WOW. That was so much meatier than I was anticipating

It's pretty good when you cover it with horsey sauce and Arby's sauce.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Gridlocked posted:

Has anyone mentioned this yet?



I thought I did and I was right!

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
Cross-postin' from the artisanal food trends you hate thread:

gentle pete posted:

I have a Hipster acquaintance who won't shut up about this 'avant-garde' restaurant that just opened in town. Their food looks awful.


:barf:

Edit: Looks bad, Gentle Pete.

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Oct 21, 2010



That thing isn't from any restaurant, though, that's some random plate some guy decided to microwave because ???. It came up in the last thread.

I don't know where he's getting the idea that that's a thing served at a restaurant from.

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