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WHO WILL STEAL THE SHOW
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Sting 0 0%
Ric Flair 1 2.94%
The Godfather 2 5.88%
The APA 1 2.94%
The Freebirds 3 8.82%
The New Day 9 26.47%
Slick 5 14.71%
Jacqueline 0 0%
The Dudley Boyz 0 0%
Stan Hansen 1 2.94%
Vader 2 5.88%
Snoop Dogg 5 14.71%
Sasha Banks APPARENTLY JOHN CENA 3 8.82%
Joan Lunden 2 5.88%
Dana Warrior 0 0%
Total: 34 votes
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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

its because they're slaves, joan

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I can hear pins dropping in the arena.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

nooneofconsequence posted:

They should give this award to Patrice for dying

NOBODY INVITED YOU PATRICE

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

What would Warrior say about The New Gay?

Carlton Banks
Jan 5, 2004

"The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."
Inspired by Michael Hayes, Joan is going to tell a story about her pissing on Charles Gibson

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

That community already exists. It's called Something Awful.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

nooneofconsequence posted:

They should give this award to Patrice for dying

They should. He was funny. :colbert:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

jesus christ 7 kids

try some birth control lady

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Nice to see Markie Post give this speech

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
i thought warrior fought with vince awhile, disappeared, made up, got inducted, showed up on raw, and then dropped dead

did i miss some chronic illness somewhere or is this just a disingenuous crock of poo poo

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Black Is Black posted:

What would Warrior say about The New Gay?

He probably would not have appreciated the love those New Gay guys have for each other. Kevin Von Erich > Warrior confirmed.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
joan u dont know fukken anything about warrior he never promised good fights whats wrong w/ u

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

yes, what I want to see is Dolph Ziggler straining and moaning.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Zyla posted:

jesus christ 7 kids

try some birth control lady

p sure the chemo took care of that

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Zyla posted:

jesus christ 7 kids

try some birth control lady

Maybe she lived in the south and couldn't find a planned parenthood.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Needs More Ditka posted:

i thought warrior fought with vince awhile, disappeared, made up, got inducted, showed up on raw, and then dropped dead

did i miss some chronic illness somewhere or is this just a disingenuous crock of poo poo

He was a Bad Person. I'll just say he would vote Trump since it saves words on going into specifics.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/716459714721280000

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Steve. :unsmith:

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Gonna finally get that real estate :unsmith:

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Haha I forgot Sting was becoming a member and I thought that they'd surprise inserted DB and I was like "OH MY GOD DB IS MYTHICAL BECAUSE HE'S A DRAGON AN AMERICAN DRAGON" and then I frowned because it was Sting.

This from the huge WCW mark.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

I don't know if my eight year old self would be more excited for this or for the fact that I could stay up this late just to watch it.

Probably both.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Needs More Ditka posted:

i thought warrior fought with vince awhile, disappeared, made up, got inducted, showed up on raw, and then dropped dead

did i miss some chronic illness somewhere or is this just a disingenuous crock of poo poo

nope you got it

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Gonna finally get that real estate :unsmith:

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Compared to Kevin Von Erich: These new gay guys love each other and that works.

Rename the award to the Von Erich award.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
My favorite thing about Sting is he became a born again christian but he didn't hit rock bottom first. He's always like "Man I was at a low point in life. I was drawing money, I had my health, I'd go out and party but I didn't get too out of control, and I was just thinking...gosh what am I doing?! And I GOT TO MY KNEES AND SURRENDERED TO CHRIST."

Minitrue
Aug 6, 2010
Stenosis Steve

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Needs More Ditka posted:

i thought warrior fought with vince awhile, disappeared, made up, got inducted, showed up on raw, and then dropped dead

did i miss some chronic illness somewhere or is this just a disingenuous crock of poo poo

the chronic illness of 'wrestling professionally'

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Haha I forgot Sting was becoming a member and I thought that they'd surprise inserted DB and I was like "OH MY GOD DB IS MYTHICAL BECAUSE HE'S A DRAGON AN AMERICAN DRAGON" and then I frowned because it was Sting.

This from the huge WCW mark.

DB will not be inducted before he gets unpersoned similar to a certain other guy who did flying headbutts.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Shima Honnou posted:

He was a Bad Person. I'll just say he would vote Trump since it saves words on going into specifics.

i cant say i particularly care about the socio-political views of a group of people whose career involves continually landing on their head over and over night after night. i just find it odd that warrior's "inspiration" appears to be dropping dead

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

SomeMathGuy posted:

I don't know if my eight year old self would be more excited for this or for the fact that I could stay up this late just to watch it.

Probably both.

There's some tiny 12 year old still in me pissed as hell that Sting was in the WWE. It's the same little nerd who yells about Sega doing what Nintendon't.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

is this the first man to be in the TNA and wwe HAF

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
I'm not seeing a vulture here :c

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Seriously though I tried to grow my hair like sting and dress in black in 1997 cause i was 13 and that was cool as poo poo

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I've never seen a Sting WCW match.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
one last time, Stink will be Wronk

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Seriously though I tried to grow my hair like sting and dress in black in 1997 cause i was 13 and that was cool as poo poo

your cool

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

nooneofconsequence posted:

I've never seen a Sting WCW match.

they were bad

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I hope Ric does something to get Jim Ross fired again.


Rehired just to fire him again.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

The only two-time hall of famer except for Booker T

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Needs More Ditka posted:

i cant say i particularly care about the socio-political views of a group of people whose career involves continually landing on their head over and over night after night. i just find it odd that warrior's "inspiration" appears to be dropping dead

Well if you want to get into the reasoning it's because of the words he said praising the little man and the non-wrestlers two days before he died.

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