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CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

SomethingJones posted:

I saw it! That means I win a spaceships

am I kawaii? uguu

# ? Apr 4, 2016 06:56

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:17

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Ok assholes, I have some free time (at 2:00am, on a Monday!) so post them clues (or send me a PM) so that I can give it a shot because I have only been skimming this thread and I have no idea what they are besides some numbers posted by Derek and that cute catte pictures are involved somehow.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 06:56

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

Yeah someone summarise the code and the clues.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 06:58

Melanion: Jun 7, 2011; heard the walls are paper thin from where you are to where I am

grimcreaper posted:

"The Centimeter" is actually based on the Library of Babel, which is a thing that actually exists and is quite scary to think about. And amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDrBIKOR01c&t=1020s is a good explanation for it.

HMMMM

We were watching Netflix earlier and decided on some Spartacus and in every one of Mira's scenes this was all I could see

Thanks Star Citizen.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 06:58

SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

alf_pogs posted:

Star Citizen: Wicked Sack

# ? Apr 4, 2016 06:58

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

can people posting pics of posts please use TIMG

We dont all have 4k monitors

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks

# ? Apr 4, 2016 06:59

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

trucutru posted:

Ok assholes, I have some free time (at 2:00am, on a Monday!) so post them clues (or send me a PM) so that I can give it a shot because I have only been skimming this thread and I have no idea what they are besides some numbers posted by Derek and that cute catte pictures are involved somehow.

All you need is Derek and Beer's posts, no cute cattes needed. Cattes are just a bonus. But you have to ask yourself - do you want to succeed? Can you handle the terrible secret of space?

yes my master nyaaa~

# ? Apr 4, 2016 06:59

no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Has SC Reddit melted down yet?

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:00

SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

am I kawaii? uguu

I have no idea what this even is, but I shall treasure it, and it is still a thing that is more real than Star Citizen will ever be.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:01

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

Regarde Aduck posted:

Yeah someone summarise the code and the clues.

here you go:

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

clue 1:

The secret is on the fourth wall.

clue 2:

....and so it came to pass that after searching high and low, he finally saw the signs on shelf 3

clue 3:

As was written in volume 11 of Genesis, when sons of man decided to construct what became the tower of Babel, God confounded their speech and scattered them to all corners of the Earth.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:01

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

What's with all this furry poo poo Jesus H. Croberts

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:01

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

SomethingJones posted:

I have no idea what this even is, but I shall treasure it, and it is still a thing that is more real than Star Citizen will ever be.

ArcheAge, I was in the closed beta for it and played exclusively kawaii burn victim grandma catgirl. (It was pretty bad.)

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:02

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Colostomy Bag posted:

You can't handle the truth!

Son, we live in a world that has games. And those games have to be coded by men with hands. Who's gonna do it? You? You, banditloaf? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for CIG and you curse Star Marine. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that CIG's death, while tragic, probably saved the industry. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves jobs...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that blog. You need me on that blog.

We use words like soon, parp, loving-finish...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent fabricating something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very paranoia and hype I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and write some code. Either way, I don't give a drat what you think you're entitled to!

'DId you give the order to put the JPEGs on sale'
'You don't have to answer that'
'DId you give the order!'
'You're god drat right I did!"

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:03

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

SomethingJones posted:

Star Citizen: Wicked Sack

You'd better believe I have wicked sack, Chris

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:03

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

I used to live in post code 4311

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:03

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

Cracked the code.

:holymoley:

what a way for this to finish

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:04

SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

alf_pogs posted:

here you go:

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clue 1:

The secret is on the fourth wall.

clue 2:

....and so it came to pass that after searching high and low, he finally saw the signs on shelf 3

clue 3:

As was written in volume 11 of Genesis, when sons of man decided to construct what became the tower of Babel, God confounded their speech and scattered them to all corners of the Earth.

The final part of the clue is Ben's waist size in centimeters. But you don't need it if you have patience. Plus you don't want to know this anyway, you really really don't.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:04

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

What's with all this furry poo poo Jesus H. Croberts

I can post sexy tanks instead if you wish

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:04

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

starkebn posted:

I used to live in post code 4311

toowoomba's a lovely place

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:05

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

SomethingJones posted:

The final part of the clue is Ben's waist size in centimeters. But you don't need it if you have patience. Plus you don't want to know this anyway, you really really don't.

My life will be forever divided into BC and AC - Before Crack and After Crack. Once you crack you can't go back. You just... you can't go back. My god.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:05

SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

ArcheAge, I was in the closed beta for it and played exclusively kawaii burn victim grandma catgirl. (It was pretty bad.)

In my day you had 8 bit sprites and 7 colours and you were happy.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:06

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

alf_pogs posted:

toowoomba's a lovely place

lol @ calling anywhere in Queensland a lovely place

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:06

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

No stop

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:06

no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

alf_pogs posted:

here you go:

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clue 1:

The secret is on the fourth wall.

clue 2:

....and so it came to pass that after searching high and low, he finally saw the signs on shelf 3

clue 3:

As was written in volume 11 of Genesis, when sons of man decided to construct what became the tower of Babel, God confounded their speech and scattered them to all corners of the Earth.

Wait, how does this even work?

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:08

SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

My life will be forever divided into BC and AC - Before Crack and After Crack. Once you crack you can't go back. You just... you can't go back. My god.

There are literally two types of people on the internet right now. Those who know the secret of space and those who don't. Frankly I don't know which is worse, not even joking about that.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:08

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

That's what Turing must have felt. Amazing.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:08

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

no_recall posted:

Wait, how does this even work?

some sort of alan turing bullshit

if you're like me and borderline computer illiterate the best thing to do is sit tight

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:09

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

If we want to get to page 3000AD, we will need to diversify. We can't just post cute cattes! We must post

cute rattes

cute battes

cute numbattes

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:09

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

lol @ calling anywhere in Queensland a lovely place

it's cool if you like racism and riots i guess

and also brutal brutal humidity around the clock

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:10

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Long con, meta-troll, disinfo agent or wishful thinker...

quote:

His sources are real, and they're also intentional. It's an ongoing thing that people in the CIG offices have set up, sort of like a 'volunteer as a source' deal, in which they can totally tell Derek whatever they want, as long as it fits the narrative, since the whole joke is sunk if Derek figures it out (which it seems like he did).

I asked around and didn't give any crap when it came to sizing up their plans, so a couple of staffers explained how things were handled and who Derek's sources were. That's essentially all his sources within CIG has been and ever will be - people volunteering to give him misinformation so that once the game's finally released, they'll all be standing there with the reputation of failed saboteurs.

Now, for the sake of keeping the sources semi-fresh, I'd like to not give specific names. Sure Derek's wiser now, but how long before he falls for another source that claims to be 'distressed over the unrealistic work demands'? I mean, he'll want more verification, but beyond that, it wouldn't help his narrative one bit if he started turning down the offered 'evidence' of impending doom.

I wanted to hold onto that pretty tight, but people started guessing with some alarming accuracy, so I wouldn't really be trolling much anymore if my intended targets (the newer breed of goons) started guessing the same as well.

Oh well...

Uh-huh.

The biggest false note here is the implication that Derek never had legit sources inside CIG- that the leaking was always a part of a company-endorsed initiative. That we know is false.

After all, those suspected sources got him some bonafide scoops, and a couple of them eventually got fired under suspicions of being Smart sources.

Now, I recognize this could be someone else's version of i_still_trust_cig so if I'm stepping on anybody's toes here, my apologies. But- while I don't believe the "all CIG sources are secretly sanctioned by management" bullcrap, I have at least entertained the possibility that CIG eventually wised up and started getting semi-Machiavellian in response. Sometimes the best way to combat leaks is with floods.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:11

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

alf_pogs posted:

it's cool if you like racism and riots i guess

and also brutal brutal humidity around the clock

My mum's dog was born in Canberra and as soon as she moved to Queensland she joined the National party and started complaining about the abos

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:11

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Wikkheiser posted:

to page 3000.

Derek Smart is a goddamn hero who's likely saved gamers tens of thousands of dollars (including goon bootcha's investment) by keeping them away from this shitshow, getting people refunds, and he put his name and face against this whole clusterfuck. Which meant daily abuse from Shitizens since, what, July?

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:12

no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

alf_pogs posted:

some sort of alan turing bullshit

if you're like me and borderline computer illiterate the best thing to do is sit tight

I'm just too lazy, I can't even... Wait a minute..

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:12

Trapezium Dave: Oct 22, 2012

Stop dangling puzzles in front of me you jerks. :argh:

The thing is I can see some real possibilities for what could be going on given a deadline in the next couple of days, but the way you are all acting makes me think it has to be only a small part of the whole story

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:13

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

Birds are now procedurally generated AND romanceable! :wink:

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:14

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

G0RF posted:

Long con, meta-troll, disinfo agent or wishful thinker...

Uh-huh.

The biggest false note here is the implication that Derek never had legit sources inside CIG- that the leaking was always a part of a company-endorsed initiative. That we know is false.

After all, those suspected sources got him some bonafide scoops, and a couple of them eventually got fired under suspicions of being Smart sources.

Now, I recognize this could be someone else's version of i_still_trust_cig so if I'm stepping on anybody's toes here, my apologies. But- while I don't believe the "all CIG sources are secretly sanctioned by management" bullcrap, I have at least entertained the possibility that CIG eventually wised up and started getting semi-Machiavellian in response. Sometimes the best way to combat leaks is with floods.

here's the thing: if CIG are wasting time feeding derek bullshit, why don't have they have a great functional amazing game?

i don't need derek to tell me this game is a joke and project is absolutely doomed when i see videos of the "alpha".

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

My mum's dog was born in Canberra and as soon as she moved to Queensland she joined the National party and started complaining about the abos

i've been writing health and safety bullshit all day and read this as "asbestos" first. much worse when i re-read it

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:16

grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

alf_pogs posted:

here's the thing: if CIG are wasting time feeding derek bullshit, why don't have they have a great functional amazing game?

i don't need derek to tell me this game is a joke and project is absolutely doomed when i see videos of the "alpha".

i've been writing health and safety bullshit all day and read this as "asbestos" first. much worse when i re-read it

You see, thats actually the long con. Derek Smart is working for Croberts and the real Star Citizen is launching on wednesday. It will be a glorious day for the world as we all... do stuff?

Or not, because Derek Smart hates fun and modders and no one should be supporting him becuase he supports Ryan Archer.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:18

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

alf_pogs posted:

here's the thing: if CIG are wasting time feeding derek bullshit, why don't have they have a great functional amazing game?

i don't need derek to tell me this game is a joke and project is absolutely doomed when i see videos of the "alpha".

i've been writing health and safety bullshit all day and read this as "asbestos" first. much worse when i re-read it

Mum and Dad wanted to fix up our house now that all the kids have moved out but the walls and roof are made of shittons of asbestos so they're quite limited in what they can do

When my Dad had a mini-stroke a couple years back he got his lungs CAT-scanned or MRI-ed or whatever and found out his lungs are awesome and good and healthy though, so he was happy about that! (He's a labourer and did lots of work with asbestos back in the day)

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:18

WhiskeyWhiskers: Oct 14, 2013

Just cracked it too. Wasn't expecting that.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:18

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:17

fnox: May 19, 2013

I had this moment of serendipity when the clues all of a sudden just fit, all the words just made sense, and I couldn't believe I even knew what the clues meant, but there it was, the secret revealed in front of my very eyes.

Derek, you just want to see the world burn, don't you? What will you do once everyone sees this?

# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:19

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