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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
TOP SECRET EDIT

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Runa
Feb 13, 2011


oh no

RattiRatto
Jun 26, 2014

:gary: :I'd like to borrow $200M
:whatfor:
:gary: :To make vidya game
Can we start talking about Ryan Artcher again, it was so much fun

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
PM me if you want

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
someone give me 120 million dollars to fund ParpAppa the rapper, the best drat parp sim ever

what you gonna do when smart comes?
i gotta deceive!
what you gonna do with those funds?
i gotta receive!
what you gonna do - games no fun!
you gotta believe!
its gonna ship when? it's gonna ship when?
another two weeks!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I WANT TO BELIEVE

Vulin
Jun 15, 2012

RattiRatto posted:

Can we start talking about Ryan Artcher again, it was so much fun

Why? Is hyping up something that will probably never happen/be a disappointment when it comes out not enough for you? This right here is the interactive CIG experience. We can now all feel like we are part of that team.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Ayn Randi posted:

someone give me 120 million dollars to fund ParpAppa the rapper, the best drat parp sim ever

what you gonna do when smart comes?
i gotta deceive!
what you gonna do with those funds?
i gotta receive!
what you gonna do - games no fun!
you gotta believe!
its gonna ship when? it's gonna ship when?
another two weeks!

Thank you for steering us well

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Can someone give me the last number?

(∞ - 1)

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have a baby that would definitely be Ryan Archer

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

i've found at least a dozen letter cominations that vaguely sound like naughty words except with some extra z's and v's added

this must be it

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
gently caress em

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
I worked it out.

I saw the message.

Overhead, without any fuss, the stars are going out.

Ceci n'est pas une indice.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

I did it, I found baddytass.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Roeben posted:

I'll give you all a hint.

5a98978039f535d599899e1b8b65eb76

This should lead to the final key you need. You know where to use this.

This is the most exciting thing to happen to the Star Citizen 4chan thread since Chris Roberts said backers were annoying him and cancelled Star Marine.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

i haven't run into goatse yet and that's what disappoints me most

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Can someone give me the last number?

I would but I can't because I cheated by just downloading the whole thing and scanning it by eye.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum
Derek, I have one thing to say to you, and that's:

DndkBjbi0bLAr4QZneUWsQjI1olkgB4T32NCyhXF70k=

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


T.G. Xarbala posted:

i haven't run into goatse yet and that's what disappoints me most


check the last page my man

Roeben
Jul 23, 2013

AP posted:

This is the most exciting thing to happen to the Star Citizen 4chan thread since Chris Roberts said backers were annoying him and cancelled Star Marine.


Are you the one stirring up the thead on me? If so, that's hilarious.

I'm having a blast. :downs:

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Roeben posted:

Are you the one stirring up the thead on me? If so, that's hilarious.

I'm having a blast. :downs:

I have never ever posted on 4chan, in the distant past I occasionally was tempted to call someone a goon to set them off on witch hunts that lasted for weeks but always managed to resist.

This situation is one totally created by yourself.

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Roeben posted:

I'll give you all a hint.

5a98978039f535d599899e1b8b65eb76

This should lead to the final key you need. You know where to use this.

Yeah but it still doesn't make sense. I got the process wrong?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ghostlight posted:

I would but I can't because I cheated by just downloading the whole thing and scanning it by eye.

can you give me a nearby word to search for?

Roeben
Jul 23, 2013

no_recall posted:

Yeah but it still doesn't make sense. I got the process wrong?

gift me platinum and I'll PM you the piece of the puzzle you need.

But i will not give you the awnser, I wouldn't want to get in trouble with legal.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

no_recall posted:

Yeah but it still doesn't make sense. I got the process wrong?

You need to increase the fidelity.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Roeben posted:

I'll give you all a hint.

5a98978039f535d599899e1b8b65eb76

This should lead to the final key you need. You know where to use this.

I don't. I just skip to the last page and then read this thread for a bit. All this information is spread over 100 pages and i'm getting stress hives. Is this something to do with the library of babel or was that just a lie? I can't feel my legs.

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Skellybones posted:

You need to increase the fidelity.

Immersion broken.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

jesus christ I think I found it

it gave me shivers because I was taking it slow and it was like the red sea was parted and everything became clear


and it only confirmed what I already suspected.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Can someone PM me the last number I need?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Ok thats it im killing myself because im too stupid. (Going to cry and play Witcher 3.)

edit:

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Can someone PM me the last number I need?

or send it me too.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Make sure you all visit your parents every once in a while because they'd love to hear from you

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

I'm not sure which is worse, that this is all a massive meta troll and loads of people are pretending to have worked it out, or if it's an actual massive secret and I can't work it out.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013

T.G. Xarbala posted:

i haven't run into goatse yet and that's what disappoints me most

Ben alt confirmed.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

*codewheel slowly drops to the floor*

Oh my god.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Chalks posted:

I'm not sure which is worse, that this is all a massive meta troll and loads of people are pretending to have worked it out, or if it's an actual massive secret and I can't work it out.

My brain tells me it's a giant troll but my heart really wants to know the secret. And as my inability to solve it shows, my brain cannot be trusted.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Chalks posted:

I'm not sure which is worse, that this is all a massive meta troll and loads of people are pretending to have worked it out, or if it's an actual massive secret and I can't work it out.

Yes, one of those is worse.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Oh. There it is. Wow.

I'm going to bed now my head hurts. Hopefully I'm already asleep and this is all a nightmare.

Tinkle
Sep 26, 2006
As useful as a trapdoor on a lifeboat.
i think i found it and if this is it then i loving hate that i spent the last few hours on this

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I.N.R.I posted:

Make sure you all visit your parents every once in a while because they'd love to hear from you

I call my mother every day (28 - 31 days a month) and visit at least once a month (once in 28 days on average).

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Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Trapezium Dave posted:

*codewheel slowly drops to the floor*

Oh my god.

i can't un-know it

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