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sunaurus
Feb 13, 2012

Oh great, another bookah.
I PM'd the secret to some people in this thread already, if anybody is still having trouble with cracking it, PM me and I'll help you out.

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TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues
I'm waiting for so many games to release that knowing something will actually happen this week is actually pleasant.

Seriously though if this is an elaborate fart joke I will find you Derek, and I will give you a noogie.

Lonkface
Jan 22, 2016

All that glitters is not gold.
We've gone from hunting artwork to codebreaking, this thread has it all.

hottubrhymemachine
May 24, 2006

Connie is death process
i just skipped another 10 pages and people still think the encryption bullshit is funny? this thread is worse than anything CIG have done at the moment.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Chalks posted:

Also this is a loving brilliant clue.

That's brilliant.

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?
Next we need a real-life scavenger hunt. I'm looking forward to explaining to the authorities in Paris why I'm taking a jackhammer to the ground directly beneath the Eiffel Tower.

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

hottubrhymemachine posted:

i just skipped another 10 pages and people still think the encryption bullshit is funny? this thread is worse than anything CIG have done at the moment.

It's okay just skip another 10 right now oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.


Scruffpuff posted:

Next we need a real-life scavenger hunt. I'm looking forward to explaining to the authorities in Paris why I'm taking a jackhammer to the ground directly beneath the Eiffel Tower.

In 1000 years time man will land upon a new planetoid and find a small capsule with a piece of paper in it. It takes the greatest minds of the age and the most advanced computing technology another year to identify the cypher and crack the code of what's written on the paper.

"Two weeks"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

AP posted:

Go carefully from this point onwards, top minds are on the case.



There's something truly filthy about being called goooons by channers

like really just kill everyone on the Internet and burn the bodies just to be safe

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.
From 10 for the Chairman, Ep. 42

quote:

We've got a full vertical slice of one of the first missions, there's flying around, combat, puzzle solving etc. I think you'll have a lot of fun towards the end of next year, which is when we're giving you that first episode.

The puzzle solving is going down very well indeed!

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHxHQ00uvcc

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFxoi2Eq0CM&t=396s

"This is actually great..."

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009


An extremely narrow angle is known for being great for wide angle screenshots.

Edit: Is this why they can't have multiple people in the same hanger instance? Because the game changes the gravity direction for the entire instance when you get into your ship? lol

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

turns out the overlap between space nerds and Ro3K nerds is pretty slim lmao

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
You should edit it out. You know who you are.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Jesus christ you autists, 500 posts while I was asleep.

lucky for me I don't have poo poo to do today.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
That camera noise in Dowlphins video is from Half-Life ?

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

TTerrible posted:

That camera noise in Dowlphins video is from Half-Life ?

It's the same sound that plays when you take a screenshot in steam so I guess he's running the game through that.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Paladinus posted:

You should edit it out. You know who you are.

it's not like anybody got it

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

Alan Smithee posted:

There's something truly filthy about being called goooons by channers

like really just kill everyone on the Internet and burn the bodies just to be safe

The tricky thing about trying to figure out the people that hates goons on the chans is whether they're people that got bad-touched playing EVE or think the entire site is a secret feminist conspiracy launch-point.


Beet Wagon posted:

Jesus christ you autists, 500 posts while I was asleep.

lucky for me I don't have poo poo to do today.

Trying to slog through the "OH MAN I GOT IT" stuff is like trying to run through molasses. Spare yourself the trouble. You probably won't see this till you're closer to catching up. I'm sorry.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Chalks posted:

It's the same sound that plays when you take a screenshot in steam so I guess he's running the game through that.

Oh fair enough. Not sure why he would do that but it IS Dowlphin.

voodoo dog
Jun 6, 2001

Gun Saliva
Jesus Christ this thread got annoying pretty fast... I don't care about some stupid riddle I just want to read funny stuff about Star Shitizen.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
is simon the numberwang contestent who is from space a star citizen??

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





TheLastRoboKy posted:

The tricky thing about trying to figure out the people that hates goons on the chans is whether they're people that got bad-touched playing EVE or think the entire site is a secret feminist conspiracy launch-point.


Trying to slog through the "OH MAN I GOT IT" stuff is like trying to run through molasses. Spare yourself the trouble. You probably won't see this till you're closer to catching up. I'm sorry.

Nah I'm already caught up. First thing I do at work is skim through the posts I missed overnight.

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away
Oh, great. I just read 20 pages of complete nothing. Good. Here's for 20 more!

*caught up with the depression*

Edit: Seriously, the first few pages were good and then everyone just started talking gibberish. What the gently caress?

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Sillybones posted:

Oh, great. I just read 20 pages of complete nothing. Good. Here's for 20 more!

*caught up with the depression*

Its only going to get worse today unless the 10ftftc pays off

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

Beet Wagon posted:

Nah I'm already caught up. First thing I do at work is skim through the posts I missed overnight.

I'm sorry for your lots.


Cao Ni Ma posted:

Its only going to get worse today unless the 10ftftc pays off

All hands to Chris Roberts. I repeat, all hands to Chris Roberts (so he can wave them all around).

Terebus
Feb 17, 2007

Pillbug
That's what happens when you near the momentous page 3000.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

OPM is like Jojo's in that it transcends the medium. It no longer counts as anime, because it is good.

Nah, you just like anime

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Its only going to get worse today unless the 10ftftc pays off

When has it not paid off?

sunaurus
Feb 13, 2012

Oh great, another bookah.

Beet Wagon posted:

Nah I'm already caught up. First thing I do at work is skim through the posts I missed overnight.

:same:

I wonder how much money employers have lost because their employees have been reading this thread

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

sunaurus posted:

:same:

I wonder how much money employers have lost because their employees have been reading this thread

$110 million.

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

Scruffpuff posted:

$110 million.

To be fair CIG knows exactly what walls they've been pissing all that money up against. It's hardly "lost".

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Have we implemented procedurally generated shitposting?

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



boethius posted:

Have we implemented procedurally generated shitposting?

someone should buy frogbear an account

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
How do I move on with my life now

How

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Mr.Tophat posted:

How do I move on with my life now

How

Invest in Star Citizen so Chris Roberts may build you a second life

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Mr.Tophat posted:

How do I move on with my life now

How

we make annual Star Citizen Remembrance threads, a Best Of collection

cmdr_vinman
Mar 24, 2016

Alien embryos are yum!!
Hi all I'm quite new the SA forums, having only been here for around 1 week.

I am really enjoying this forum having invested some cash into the false dream that is Star Citizen.

I am trying to crack the secret and while it is driving me crazy, I am having lots of fun doing so.

looking forward to Derek's next clue. Does anyone know when we are likely to hear what the 4th clue will be?

Starkk
Dec 31, 2008


Mr.Tophat posted:

How do I move on with my life now

How

Pick up a new hobby to waste money on, like vaping.

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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

cmdr_vinman posted:

Hi all I'm quite new the SA forums, having only been here for around 1 week.

I am really enjoying this forum having invested some cash into the false dream that is Star Citizen.

I am trying to crack the secret and while it is driving me crazy, I am having lots of fun doing so.

looking forward to Derek's next clue. Does anyone know when we are likely to hear what the 4th clue will be?

Nice cover story

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