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Toops posted:Here, have a weekly dev update to cheer you up. wow
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Substantial knowledge right here. Found this while perusing as well: https://babelia.libraryofbabel.info/imagebookmark2.cgi?babelia_1250409...91552773 blueberrysmith fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Apr 4, 2016 |
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If you havent read Library of Babel, its fun http://hyperdiscordia.crywalt.com/library_of_babel.html
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Friendly Humour posted:you should make a kickstarter for it to really rub it in Agreed. The goal? $111,000,000 of course.
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Apr 4, 2016 16:21
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Stop giving Reddit hints.
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I am truly impressed that dozens (if not hundreds) of goons continued to play it straight for as long as they did. Credit to Derek where it is due: that was some kind of incredible scale ultra-troll/April Fool's. You are King Goon now. Now let's get back to the business of mercilessly making fun of CIG, Chris Roberts, Sandi Gardiner, et al.
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I'm beginning to think that maybe the game Star Citizen will not be released on time and with all promised features
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Gotta hand it to Del, that's one hell of a classy way to get everyone off his back
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So Smart is EightAce too right? e. I knew it Plural Abysss fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Apr 4, 2016 |
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Toops posted:Here, have a weekly dev update to cheer you up. I lost it at the bottle rocket. This is amazing.
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BeefThief posted:I'm beginning to think that maybe the game Star Citizen will not be released on time and with all promised features Duh, I figured that out days ago
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Cobblers posted:I lost it at the bottle rocket. This is amazing. That one always makes me laugh. Added Gary2-D2 this morning, I'm sure if Gary sees it, his confidence in poo poo Shitizen will grow ever stronger.
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Toops posted:Here, have a weekly dev update to cheer you up. Can we have "white box" and "grey box" (or whatever the gently caress they're called) as ship options? I will write lore for at least one of them if so.
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Apr 4, 2016 16:29
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For all these guys posting how they cracked it before hand and couldn't believe it. Have poor imagination.
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Apr 4, 2016 16:31
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Toops posted:That one always makes me laugh. Added Gary2-D2 this morning, I'm sure if Gary sees it, his confidence in poo poo Shitizen will grow ever stronger. Have one that's just a pointy grey shape. Call it the RSI Realistic Physics and make it spin furiously for no reason.
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Apr 4, 2016 16:32
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Now that the big prank has been revealed: Is the ELE actually a real thing, or is it just more "Read my July blog. This game, as promised, will never be released. They picked a fight with the one guy in the industry you don't want to mess with."
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Chalks posted:Have one that's just a pointy grey shape. Call it the RSI Realistic Physics and make it spin furiously for no reason. I'm totally gonna do this for the Sperg ships. They'll suddenly start spinning retardo fast and then do the balsa-wood shuffle right the gently caress out of frame.
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Ag Bengip posted:Now that the big prank has been revealed: Is the ELE actually a real thing, or is it just more "Read my July blog. This game, as promised, will never be released. They picked a fight with the one guy in the industry you don't want to mess with." It's about as real as a Ryan Archer original.
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Ag Bengip posted:Now that the big prank has been revealed: Is the ELE actually a real thing, or is it just more "Read my July blog. This game, as promised, will never be released. They picked a fight with the one guy in the industry you don't want to mess with." I'm not sure there's any reason to believe that Derek will ever post something that isn't just more of that.
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Toops posted:I'm totally gonna do this for the Sperg ships. They'll suddenly start spinning retardo fast and then do the balsa-wood shuffle right the gently caress out of frame. then maybe pop in a T-pose commando half-submerged in the solid floor for good measure.
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So... that was that. Has Ryan Archer delivered something this weekend?
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Ag Bengip posted:Now that the big prank has been revealed: Is the ELE actually a real thing, or is it just more "Read my July blog. This game, as promised, will never be released. They picked a fight with the one guy in the industry you don't want to mess with." That's a fair question. Derek has succeeding in muddying the waters regarding his claims to date, by successfully trolling the gently caress out of his most receptive audience. But based on CIG incompetence to date, we can safely assume they'll never complete SC as promised.
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Ag Bengip posted:Now that the big prank has been revealed: Is the ELE actually a real thing, or is it just more "Read my July blog. This game, as promised, will never be released. They picked a fight with the one guy in the industry you don't want to mess with." No idea - but I did find this in the code, which has me terrified : https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?yosj,cysyy269
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Ag Bengip posted:Now that the big prank has been revealed: Is the ELE actually a real thing, or is it just more "Read my July blog. This game, as promised, will never be released. They picked a fight with the one guy in the industry you don't want to mess with." The E.L.E. is a real event, but it is also an unnecessary one. CIG was already basically Nordberg from the Naked Gun, stumbling from one damaging incident into another. Their demise was just a matter of time - the so-called "E.L.E." is just gasoline on a flame at this point.
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Ag Bengip posted:Now that the big prank has been revealed: Is the ELE actually a real thing, or is it just more "Read my July blog. This game, as promised, will never be released. They picked a fight with the one guy in the industry you don't want to mess with." Wikipedia posted:Extinction Level Event is another name for an extinction event.
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It's the album thing isn't it. God drat it Derek.
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quote:It may also refer to an album by Busta Rhymes. Check out the first track on that album.
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Ag Bengip posted:Now that the big prank has been revealed: Is the ELE actually a real thing, or is it just more "Read my July blog. This game, as promised, will never be released. They picked a fight with the one guy in the industry you don't want to mess with." Look inside your heart.
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rabblerabble posted:No idea - but I did find this in the code, which has me terrified : https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?yosj,cysyy269 Should check out SCP sometime
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MeLKoR posted:So... that was that. Has Ryan Archer delivered something this weekend? Maybe a Pizza or two, if his recent job status stated by Eightace was true.
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If anyone here genuinely thought cryptic messages of ELE's that lawyers forbid speak off appearing on or about the 1st of April would amount to anything, send me a message I have jpegs to sell you.
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Ag Bengip posted:Now that the big prank has been revealed: Is the ELE actually a real thing, or is it just more "Read my July blog. This game, as promised, will never be released. They picked a fight with the one guy in the industry you don't want to mess with." I believe it's a real thing, I have no ability to judge how significant it is obviously, he just can't seem to talk about it. We'll see if some big names do leave over the course of the next couple of months as that's also predicted. It took a full 6 months before Star Marine being cancelled turned out to be true and I doubt he expected it to take that long to get confirmation. AP fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Apr 4, 2016 |
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Xaerael posted:Maybe a Pizza or two, if his recent job status stated by Eightace was true. He'd make a great pizza delivery guy to be honest - they'd only have to cook one.
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lazorexplosion posted:If anyone here genuinely thought cryptic messages of ELE's that lawyers forbid speak off appearing on or about the 1st of April would amount to anything, send me a message I have jpegs to sell you. how much
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Scruffpuff posted:He'd make a great pizza delivery guy to be honest - they'd only have to cook one. except when he got a request to draw something on the pizza box he'd have to take the time to find source material to trace it from
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That was fun! Let's all keep guessing anyways! I bet the Swedish mafia is coming to break Chris Roberts legs, and goons really don't want to tip him off about it.
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The ARG is real. Believe.
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Best game Derek ever made
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Eonwe posted:except when he got a request to draw something on the pizza box he'd have to take the time to find source material to trace it from You clearly don't understand pizza delivery. He'd trace the grinning Italian caricature on the outside of the box.
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Ag Bengip posted:Now that the big prank has been revealed: Is the ELE actually a real thing, or is it just more "Read my July blog. This game, as promised, will never be released. They picked a fight with the one guy in the industry you don't want to mess with." We're almost at page 3000 of that. It's exciting.
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