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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


corn in the bible posted:

also i actually am enjoying it which seems to be something nobody did for the original deadfall. quatermain is a shithead tho
I don't think that Deadfall was bad, it was just junky in a lot of places. Also how much did they change compared to the original?

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
I find all these video games about sex morally disgusting.

*goes back to brutally murdering people and desecrating their corpses*

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
At the end of the day it doesn't really matter whether you think Hunie stuff is disgusting and terrible or funny and worth trying, what counts is that you continue to talk about it and thus increase awareness and sales.

I've no interest in playing them personally but if they make products that people want and are willing to buy then heck, good on them.

Drakes
Jul 18, 2007

Why my bullets no hit?
People get way too bent out of shape over butts and boombs :shrug:.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Over the last 2-3 months, it feels as though no steam games went on sale for more than 90%?

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
I think the only games company I've been genuinely disgusted with is that one who did that race wars thing a while ago. That struck me as fully, sincerely genuine with its bigotry - rather than any racism, etc, "just" being the product of sloppy writing or lazy stereotypes. Things like Huniepop are goofy as hell by comparison.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Palpek posted:

I don't think that Deadfall was bad, it was just junky in a lot of places. Also how much did they change compared to the original?

I can't judge myself since I never played the original but it sounds like a lot:

quote:

Features:

Fully upgraded gameplay and graphics
New cutscenes, recreated and improved specifically for this edition
Exclusive survival / co-op DLC mode with two additional maps
New locations and secrets to explore
New boss fights
Improved leveling system
Completely new notepad system
New flashlight burst attack

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Look it's fine if I empty an entire clip of rounds into a woman's face and tear her arms and legs off with hooks and run over the corpse in a car as long as she's wearing sensible clothing for for a midwinter's walk.

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax
im glad every time someone doesnt like a tity game every insanely lovely thread regular has to put in their negative two cents

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Look it's fine if I empty an entire clip of rounds into a woman's face and tear her arms and legs off with hooks and run over the corpse in a car as long as she's wearing sensible clothing for for a midwinter's walk.

But enough about your Skyrim mods...

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

poptart_fairy posted:

I think the only games company I've been genuinely disgusted with is that one who did that race wars thing a while ago. That struck me as fully, sincerely genuine with its bigotry - rather than any racism, etc, "just" being the product of sloppy writing or lazy stereotypes. Things like Huniepop are goofy as hell by comparison.

Did the races have different bonuses?

poptart_fairy posted:

Not at all, in retrospect I should've listened to my heart and gone with "twattish". :v:

drat those jerks and their enjoyment, at least they're not posting in the stream thread claiming moral high ground

ShadowMar
Mar 2, 2010

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HMS Boromir posted:

im glad every time someone doesnt like a tity game every insanely lovely thread regular has to put in their negative two cents

i have to defend my tity games or else they'll be taken away by the secret gamer illuminati, i need them to survive

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

HMS Boromir posted:

im glad every time someone doesnt like a tity game every insanely lovely thread regular has to put in their negative two cents

So where's yours then?

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax
it was on the last page

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

HMS Boromir posted:

im glad every time someone doesnt like a tity game every insanely lovely thread regular has to put in their negative two cents

I mean let's be honest here now, for every one person who goes "I'll totes buy this game and play it ironically" you have at least three that immediately go "I can assure everyone that I do not approve of this gross filth!"

Thus mathematically speaking, it's the latter group that's always about three times as vocal about titty games in this thread.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Tittygame haters are like vegans

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

poptart_fairy posted:

gross grossy gross gross grossy

Tons of goons will buy the drat thing and ironically enjoy it, like they did the first one.

I literally bought Huniepop for the puzzle gameplay (love match 3's :shobon: ) and because I am a big stinko at management games i actually won't be getting HunieCam.

Which has its pros and cons, I suppose.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Morter posted:

I literally bought Huniepop for the puzzle gameplay (love match 3's :shobon: ) and because I am a big stinko at management games i actually won't be getting HunieCam.

Which has its pros and cons, I suppose.

Yeah sure, but I don't remember you moping about how weird the game was!

poo poo, I dunno. Just irritates me when someone's moral outrage only extends as far as bad mouthing the game while they fund its company.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Oh no... The click and hold feature instead of mass clicking on a building makes me like this game than many other clickers because they respect my index finger. The voice acting is high quality in terms of sound assets. Lots of dumb jokes so far. Apparently there is a cake farting fetish?



Edit:

Morter posted:

I literally bought Huniepop for the puzzle gameplay (love match 3's :shobon: ) and because I am a big stinko at management games i actually won't be getting HunieCam.
Game doesn't seem too difficult since it has a full tutorial.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Jamfrost posted:

Oh no... The click and hold feature instead of mass clicking on a building makes me like this game than many other clickers because they respect my index finger. The voice acting is high quality in terms of sound assets. Lots of dumb jokes so far. Apparently there is a cake farting fetish?



Edit:

Game doesn't seem too difficult since it has a full tutorial.

Giggling way too hard at cake farts making a come (cum) back. :xd:

But yeah every management game I've played I just didn't mesh well with. Just not one of my genres.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
The real question is does it have JO crystals and model train sets?

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
I finally finished Deadbolt's Hard mode, and I wept, for there are no more levels to conquer. There's custom levels, but the selection screen keeps glitching out on me...

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

Huniecam's concept just sounds depressing, gameplay whatever aside. Run a trap for lonely idiots online and actually pimp out the girls otherwise.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Kanfy posted:

I mean let's be honest here now, for every one person who goes "I'll totes buy this game and play it ironically" you have at least three that immediately go "I can assure everyone that I do not approve of this gross filth!"

Thus mathematically speaking, it's the latter group that's always about three times as vocal about titty games in this thread.

That isn't remotely true, at least here.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

So it's just a by-the-numbers management sim but with cam girls? It will make a bajillion dollars.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

Yardbomb posted:

Huniecam's concept just sounds depressing, gameplay whatever aside. Run a trap for lonely idiots online and actually pimp out the girls otherwise.

The game does have an escort service building which makes me a bit uncomfortable. I might use it once or twice to see the gameplay effect, but I'm very protective and want everyone to be healthy.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Yardbomb posted:

Huniecam's concept just sounds depressing, gameplay whatever aside. Run a trap for lonely idiots online and actually pimp out the girls otherwise.

I guess don't play Prison Architect then either?

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
First they came for the camgirl simulators...

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Propaganda Hour posted:

First they came for the camgirl simulators...

Then they hopefully cleaned their keyboards.

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

GreenNight posted:

I guess don't play Prison Architect then either?

Isn't pretty much the optimal way to do Prison Architect to actually work at well housing/reforming prisoners? I know it's been that way with previous prison sim-y things. That's pretty different from an actual bit of game being pimping out young women.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

Yardbomb posted:

Isn't pretty much the optimal way to do Prison Architect to actually work at well housing/reforming prisoners? I know it's been that way with previous prison sim-y things. That's pretty different from an actual bit of game being pimping out young women.
Yeah, the game is pretty much about how dehumanizing prison is and encourages you to build a successful reform prison.

You can go off the rails and make a Thunderdome prison, but the game penalizes you for it if you leave the ability to go bankrupt on.

Tsyni
Sep 1, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Steam Thread: Diamond dicks

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Morter posted:

I literally bought Huniepop for the puzzle gameplay (love match 3's :shobon: ) and because I am a big stinko at management games i actually won't be getting HunieCam.

Which has its pros and cons, I suppose.

If HCS is as competent an actual game as Huniepop, then the dude's a good designer and a weird dude. But I don't give a poo poo if HCS is a good game, because it's not a game I want to play. So... high-five, I guess.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Christ almighty, is Far Cry 1 supposed to be this impossibly frustrating?

I'm on the 'training' level, and the game is bombarding me with instakill rockets from distant boats the second I pop my head over a hill (whilst lying prone).

I only wanted some chilled out times in a tropical setting....

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

:haw: :v: :ohdear: :cool:

Xander77 posted:

Over the last 2-3 months, it feels as though no steam games went on sale for more than 90%?

None of the games on my wishlist have had more than a 75% discount since they removed flash-sales.
Starpoint Gemini 2, which I added a couple days ago and was on sale this weekend, is the first game I've seen with an 80% discount.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Mr. Flunchy posted:

Christ almighty, is Far Cry 1 supposed to be this impossibly frustrating?

I'm on the 'training' level, and the game is bombarding me with instakill rockets from distant boats the second I pop my head over a hill (whilst lying prone).

I only wanted some chilled out times in a tropical setting....

FC1 has aged really badly in that respect.

Rookersh
Aug 19, 2010

Mr. Flunchy posted:

Christ almighty, is Far Cry 1 supposed to be this impossibly frustrating?

I'm on the 'training' level, and the game is bombarding me with instakill rockets from distant boats the second I pop my head over a hill (whilst lying prone).

I only wanted some chilled out times in a tropical setting....

Yes/no.

The AI was old AI, before they realized they needed to shackle it a bit. It knows where you are at all times, and you need to shoot it before it can shoot you.

Worse it's bugged out, and all modern versions have the AI able to "see" through all structures/sides of hills and poo poo. This causes them to see you from waaaay farther away then they should, and since most things can be fired through, can cause you to get instantly gibbed without even knowing whose firing on you.

It was also basically a tech demo with a game strapped on, and has more then a few challenging missions in it. There are a few sections that'll easily take you 20+ retries.

That said, you eventually get into a rhythm with it, and only the worst bits will trip you up.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Just wait til you get to the midgame enemies.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Rookersh posted:

Worse it's bugged out, and all modern versions have the AI able to "see" through all structures/sides of hills and poo poo. This causes them to see you from waaaay farther away then they should, and since most things can be fired through, can cause you to get instantly gibbed without even knowing whose firing on you.

I made it a tiny bit further to a cliff overlooking a distant aircraft carrier., where the enemies were tiny dots about a km away. They immediately spotted me, went on alert and murdered me with rockets.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

You'll love the final boss fight then.

It's you on a bunch of tiny bridges and ledges. Across from that is the boss with a bunch of rocket launchers.

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