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Khris Kruel
Nov 5, 2003

Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

Red Oktober posted:

Well, Cube.

Although I'm completely ready for this to be a fakeout.




A former prisoner of war completes a quest to return a prized timepiece to an heir.

Catch me if you can

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Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Centripetal Horse posted:


A group of men seek shelter from a harsh desert environment. One of the men reads something disturbing on an item he finds in the shelter.

Two men traveling cross-country fail to talk their way out of trouble after being stopped for driving an unsafe vehicle.


three kings and planes trains and automobiles

A man's desire to change careers causes conflict with his coworkers.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
A young girl struggles with the changes happening to her body as her mother invites strange men into the house.

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe

crowoutofcontext posted:

A man perfects his baseball skills after a devastating motorcycle accident in Germany.

The Great Escape

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Funky See Funky Do posted:

A young girl struggles with the changes happening to her body as her mother invites strange men into the house.

Hellraiser

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

A young girl struggles with the changes happening to her body as her mother invites strange men into the house.

The Exorcist?

A touching story about an old mentor dog who gets run over by a train (but survives).

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Tardigrade posted:

The Exorcist?

A touching story about an old mentor dog who gets run over by a train (but survives).

Yes.

An uptight teenager ruins a party after her dress gets stained.

Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Apr 5, 2016

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

A rollerblader is on a summer quest in search of the perfect hamburger. But he skates a little too far in to the waves and before you know it he is, wave skater :airquote:. He literally rollerblades on the ocean, it's totally sick and christlike. He gets mad pussy but he never finds the perfect hamburger and hangs himself with his salty rollerblade laces while his fans lick his face, all eating p decent hamburgers.

What? I want to watch this. This isn't real, is it?

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Yes.

An uptight teenager ruins a party after her dress gets stained.

Carrie fits but doubt that's it.

I don't get why everyone is spoilering guesses - usually in these kinds of threads the question asker puts the correctly guessed answer in spoilers with credit to the guesser but guesses aren't spoiler tagged

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Keith Atherton posted:

Carrie fits but doubt that's it.

I don't get why everyone is spoilering guesses - usually in these kinds of threads the question asker puts the correctly guessed answer in spoilers with credit to the guesser but guesses aren't spoiler tagged

No that was it.

A women and her imaginary friend visit some childhood acquaintances but overstay their welcome.

The Larch
Jan 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Centripetal Horse posted:

A lawyer stuck in an unhappy marriage steals away to a friend's cabin with an attractive foreign woman, but it turns out the cabin has been rented to someone else.

A Fish Called Wanda

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Khris Kruel posted:

Catch me if you can

Nope.

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Red Oktober posted:

A former prisoner of war completes a quest to return a prized timepiece to an heir.

Pulp Fiction

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Centripetal Horse posted:

A lawyer stuck in an unhappy marriage steals away to a friend's cabin with an attractive foreign woman, but it turns out the cabin has been rented to someone else.

Antichrist?

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Rahonavis posted:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Absolutely!

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Red Oktober posted:

Edge of tomorrow

Yes!


kizudarake posted:

planes trains and automobiles

Yes!


kizudarake posted:

three kings

Nooooo...


The Larch posted:

A Fish Called Wanda

Yes!



Think, "funnier." Alternatively, hover over the spoiler tag above this.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



people hang out at the mall then head out to go for a boat ride on lake michigan

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
A man clings for dear life as a wealthy family go on vacation.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
A thief is caught in the act but rather than being punished ends up getting a date

A man quits his job, only to come home and find out he has a child on the way

Cat Hassler fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Apr 5, 2016

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
A man is Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic, and Excited.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A young man flees the country after causing a major industrial accident at a dill pickle factory.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
An ambulance driver attempts to cheer up a distraught patient by showing him something scary.

With the help of a girl who secretly has a crush on him, a loser transforms into the world's best volleyball player.

A skinny white kid goes on the road with an aging black blues musician.

A trucker plays hand-eye coordination games with an Asian dude in an alley.

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
After destroying a burgeoning business in a third-world country, a man continues his reign of terror throughout the US northeast.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Adix posted:

Pulp Fiction

Ding ding! Yes!

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



a woman faces a difficult decision whether to carry her lover's child to term after he exhibits symptoms of a terrible and potentially congenital illness.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Otisburg posted:

a woman faces a difficult decision whether to carry her lover's child to term after he exhibits symptoms of a terrible and potentially congenital illness.
forrest gump

Centripetal Horse posted:


A trucker plays hand-eye coordination games with an Asian dude in an alley.
big trouble in little china

MechaFrogzilla posted:

A man is Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic, and Excited.
what about bob?

TheDonPeters
Aug 17, 2015

Two Brothers set out on a journey to make sure twiggy's car has petrol.

TheDonPeters fucked around with this message at 10:43 on Apr 5, 2016

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Woman is gaslighted about issues surrounding her reproductive health.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Otisburg posted:

a woman faces a difficult decision whether to carry her lover's child to term after he exhibits symptoms of a terrible and potentially congenital illness.

Prometheus

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Gridlocked posted:

Prometheus

I was going for The Fly but this also works for almost identical reasons.



Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Otisburg posted:

I was going for The Fly but this also works for almost identical reasons.

Well done sentence then.

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


steinrokkan posted:

Woman is gaslighted about issues surrounding her reproductive health.

Rosemary's Baby?

Igiari
Sep 14, 2007
A gardener overhears his friend having a conversation with an older man. He promises to keep the details of their discussion secret.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

steinrokkan posted:

Woman is gaslighted about issues surrounding her reproductive health.

Prometheus

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
[img]https://forums.somethingawful.com/attachment.php?postid=514899866[/img]

Igiari posted:

A gardener overhears his friend having a conversation with an older man. He promises to keep the details of their discussion secret.

Fellowship of the Ring

Igiari
Sep 14, 2007

Ugly John posted:

Fellowship of the Ring

Correct!

A woman loses her husband, but is tasked with caring for his murderer. They eventually become close.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Otisburg posted:

people hang out at the mall then head out to go for a boat ride on lake michigan
Dawn of the Dead


TheDonPeters posted:

Two Brothers set out on a journey to make sure twiggy's car has petrol.

The Blues Brothers

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Reposting for the new page:

Ryoshi posted:

A pudgy contractor travels to an unfamiliar city to help his younger brother, who is sexually attracted to a lizard. Later the pudgy man shares a bed with five attractive women simultaneously.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



A suburban cop has difficulty adjusting to his new post downtown, but ultimately finds himself and exposes corruption in a major government contractor while investigating a murder.

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Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

crowoutofcontext posted:

yup

It is the 1940s. The private lives and fantasies of four closeted British citizens, two males and two females, are explored. They dress up in strange outfits, banter with a reclusive, effeminate bachelor, hang out with a flashy queen who encourages indulgence in sinful, impulsive behavior, and are eventually saved by a golden haired thinly-veiled cipher for "Jesus Christ" that some critics argue espouses social conservative values.

Rocky Horror Picture Show

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