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FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

RealFoxy posted:

Background: Part of the reason why Kana was blackballed from a lot of Joshi promotions in Japan because of an article she published called "Manifesto" which heavily criticized promotions full of children or models that were highly scripted and just appealing to fans of "Diva" style matches. It seems like all these years later that she still has the same opinions but she says that NXT has bred greater women than Japan's ever had.

She'd have a point if Japan weren't full of so many young, outstanding girls like Hojo (Famous for her elbow drop) Io Shirai (Who wrestles like a mix between Tanahashi and WCW Chris Jericho), Shida & Syuri (Who have a kick-boxing/submission style similar to Kana) and of course the all-around ace Meiko Satomura.

You do realize she put at least half of those mentioned over in the last few years?


"Please Clap"

FullMetalJackoff fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Apr 6, 2016

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spinst
Jul 14, 2012



https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/717249777868492800

6EQUJ5 6 7
Sep 1, 2012

I'd do the same as you.
What's up with that Taker pic? I don't get it.

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
In that picture he looks kind of like Kelsey Grammer's character Frasier, from the TV show Frasier.

e; Niles is another character from the same show

VoLaTiLe
Oct 21, 2010

He's Behind you

Was thinking it during Raw but when did Becky get that black eye during the mania match?

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

https://twitter.com/RealMickFoley/status/717551127093444608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
https://twitter.com/NickJacksonYB/status/717148950852083712

Love them bucks

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Hahaha didn't the Bullet Club do that exact thing to AJ

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

VoLaTiLe posted:

Was thinking it during Raw but when did Becky get that black eye during the mania match?

I went back and watched, she had a little ding on her eye really early. It happened after Charlotte's big boot, but I'm not 100% sure that move actually did it.

Edit: Oh, when they did the botched double sunset flip Charlotte's rear end landed right on Becky's face and hosed the make-up on her left eye up. Maybe those little rhinestones all over Charlotte's butt made all those nasty little cuts?

Edit2: Heh, hardway on a butt.

WrasslorMonkey fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Apr 6, 2016

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Becky's lucky for not getting any deep lasserations

The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I went back and watched, she had a little ding on her eye really early. It happened after Charlotte's big boot, but I'm not 100% sure that move actually did it.

Edit: Oh, when they did the botched double sunset flip Charlotte's rear end landed right on Becky's face and hosed the make-up on her left eye up. Maybe those little rhinestones all over Charlotte's butt made all those nasty little cuts?

Edit2: Heh, hardway on a butt.

They call that one the Rear View.

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

Roman Reigns posted:

Becky's lucky for not getting any deep lasserations

This is a better pun than this subforum deserves.

E-Diddy
Mar 30, 2004
I'm both hot and bothered

Roman Reigns posted:

Becky's lucky for not getting any deep lasserations

:perfect:

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Roman Reigns posted:

Becky's lucky for not getting any deep lasserations

:golfclap:

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Roman Reigns posted:

Becky's lucky for not getting any deep lasserations

Becky wishes she made this pun and now she will marry you.

Rovert will fight you.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010



pictured above: someone too good for the wwe

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

Ostentatious posted:

pictured above: someone too good for the wwe

the only florida gator that i actually like as a person.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Everyone is too good for wwe. Low bar

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


ICHIBAHN posted:

Everyone is too good for wwe. Low bar
Counterpoint: Alex Riley

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

St Evan Echoes posted:

Counterpoint: Alex Riley

The exception that proves the rule.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

NotQuiteQuentin posted:

the only florida gator that i actually like as a person.

I assume this is because Ol' Ballcoach has ascended to a higher form.

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/NickJacksonYB/status/717725963212054528

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frolf:

he knows...
the bucks are a treasure

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/718155304324571140

Sounds like a great idea on paper, until they put Eva Marie in the match and everybody spontaneously crumbles to dust.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

They probably wouldn't put women in a ladder match nowadays right?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ed: ^^ Maybe it can be a reverse MITB where they have to dig underground for the case. Give them all shovels instead of ladders and let the HHH jokes flow

Now Becky gets to experience the wonders of losing nonstop for 6 months and then magically winning a belt and immediately being taken seriously by everyone

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Benne posted:

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/718155304324571140

Sounds like a great idea on paper, until they put Eva Marie in the match and everybody spontaneously crumbles to dust.

The winner should use it to challenge the WHC champion.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
The first WMITB winner could only be Sasha.

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

C. Everett Koop posted:

I assume this is because Ol' Ballcoach has ascended to a higher form.

and preparing for my proposed south carolinan good morning show between him and lindsay graham getting drunk and hatin' on things.

Evil Canadian
Sep 10, 2000

No one man should have all that Psycho-Power.

Shima Honnou posted:

The first WMITB winner could only be Sasha.

Odd way to spell Eva Marie.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Evil Canadian posted:

Odd way to spell Eva Marie.

Preety sure Eva Marie in a ladder match would involve some sort of accident waiting to happen.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Eva forgets how to climb a ladder, so she pins it instead.

For some reason it counts, and WWE is forced to cite DDT's Heavymetalweight rules for precedent.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


sticklefifer posted:

Eva forgets how to climb a ladder, so she pins it instead.

Actually the Ladder pins Eva.

And the ladder becomes the Women's champion.

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

Extreme0 posted:

Actually the Ladder pins Eva.

And the ladder becomes the Women's champion.

"It's got legs for days, maggle!"

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

it's been done

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


sticklefifer posted:

Eva forgets how to climb a ladder, so she pins it instead.

That's more of a Cameron move.

"COUNT IT, REF!"

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/jackevans711/status/718513307448029184

It's just science.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I love when they post all that deep lore/science they looked up to come up with their conclusion...then leave out that time Superman towed the planet across space when it was attached to a green lantern chain. gently caress Power Levels, gently caress Super Sayians and gently caress You. (I love you)

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Power levels are bullshit.

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Big Bidness
Aug 2, 2004

Gonzo McFee posted:

Power levels are bullshit.

That's what someone with a Power Level of 3 would say

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