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Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

SubponticatePoster posted:

Or at least make it look like you really don't have any other option. If you want to play it renegade and go "gently caress yeah let's blow up some aliens" then jump right in but if you weren't at least ask the Alliance or the Council. I mean, both of them already have hosed you over multiple times, at least that way you could say you tried.

I do love your CSEC buddy pushing through your paperwork while idly ranting about people declaring themselves dead as a tax dodge.

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Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Kurieg posted:

I do love your CSEC buddy pushing through your paperwork while idly ranting about people declaring themselves dead as a tax dodge.
Wouldn't declaring yourself dead invalidate your id, licenses and credit cards?

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

SubponticatePoster posted:

Or at least make it look like you really don't have any other option. If you want to play it renegade and go "gently caress yeah let's blow up some aliens" then jump right in but if you weren't at least ask the Alliance or the Council. I mean, both of them already have hosed you over multiple times, at least that way you could say you tried.

Doesn't the game literally let you do that over the whole spectre thing?

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Poil posted:

Wouldn't declaring yourself dead invalidate your id, licenses and credit cards?

Do you think that really matters to Shepard?

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Regalingualius posted:

Or at least have the Council/Alliance act with disbelief that you're alive again. "Who is this, and how the gently caress did you get Commander Shepard's ID tags?" would be an entirely reasonable reaction, at least, and could've been used to set up at least some early tension where you have to go off the grid because almost everyone you run into blows you off at best, and wants to arrest you for "impersonating" yourself at worst.
Right. Just something, anything. Once you get access to LotSB files there's some correspondence between Alliance ops and Hackett where they're all "hey we just want to um, uh, detain Shepard and find out what she's been doing" and Hackett's reply is just "No." So he thinks we're on the up and up while everyone else is already suspicious (which makes total sense).

Kurieg posted:

I do love your CSEC buddy pushing through your paperwork while idly ranting about people declaring themselves dead as a tax dodge.
Ahh, Bailey. Also a great HHGttG reference.

grack posted:

"Ah yes, :airquote: Collectors :airquote:"
Should be :turianass:

FoolyCharged posted:

Doesn't the game literally let you do that over the whole spectre thing?
Yeah but it has the emotional equivalent of being told the sandwich place is out of pickles. You're still a Spectre so they'll leave you alone, where if they were actively distrustful and maybe tried to have you detained or arrested it would make working with Cerb more of a reasonable option. In game-universe you can literally shoot people for getting in your way if you're a Spectre, so it doesn't make sense we couldn't just commandeer what we needed from hapless citizens instead of working with people we should reasonably hate.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

The best part is my first PC was a veteran of Akuze. Meaning Adrian Shepard had found out that his whole squad was killed by Cerberus experimenting on what happens when you expose Marines to Thresher Maws (it turns out they die).

There is no option to be even nonplussed about this, just lots of 'Well they're awful but maybe only an unaccountable psychopathic private organization can do the things government is TOO AFRAID TO GET DONE!'

gently caress Cerberus.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
My first playthrough was also as a sole survivor. I was under the impression that Cerberus' goals in 1 had to do with them trying to create a super soldier or a super weapon, which is why they set up the Akuze ambush and why they were experimenting on Toombs, and why they took such an interest in Shepard, and I suspected Miranda of setting up the station attack as a test of whether Shepard was ready or not. Then it turned out I put more thought into it than the developers did.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

That's the funniest part about Cerberus. They're a constant parade of incredible stupidity. I actually thought for awhile that was intentional, that that was the clever twist. That while everyone was going 'Wow look how efficiently this incredibly, cartoonishly evil organization does things' the results were a constant 'Everyone dead, nothing of use discovered' as a kind of refutation of their bullshit.

Actually Mac Walters is just a really bad writer, instead. :negative:

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Fuckin' Citadel DLC is the best for that. "...and then I broke loose and started killing all their guys." So good and wonderful to see people not taking poo poo so seriously.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

How did I not know about this smiley?


Also, it's nice to think that humanity's greatest contribution to galactic culture is sarcastic airquotes.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





And distribution of pornographic material on a massive scale.

vvv asari are more hands on :liara:

hard counter fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Apr 1, 2016

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
Uh, we all know the Asari started doing that centuries ago.

mauman
Jul 30, 2014

Whoever's got the biggest whiskers does the talking.

Poil posted:

Wouldn't declaring yourself dead invalidate your id, licenses and credit cards?

As SP mentioned, I think it was supposed to be a reference to the book "Restaurant at the end of the Universe" by Douglas Adams.

Now I have a hankering to pull out my Hitchhiker's collection.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Crap, a pop up

We head off to Ilos in order to stop Saren from reaching the Conduit. But first we get busy with a certain Asari scientist (sorry, guys, not Rana). Hilariously this means if you want to create a manual save before heading off so you can redo the final mission with different squadmates you'll have to sit through banging whomever each time :mmmhmm: Then we're treated to some choice overacting and get the world's longest info dump from a broken Siri equivalent. Seriously, it's like 20 minutes long. Needless to say when I'm not LPing the game I sit and mash square through it and don't bother asking extra questions.

Apparently the Reapers have been doing this for millions of years and the only reason we're all not already dead is because the last few Protheans reprogrammed the ugly grasshoppers wandering around the Citadel and so Sovereign is down to plan Z which involves a grumpy Turian and religious robots. Also it seems the Rachni wars were one of Sov's earlier attempts. Just like in real life, the important people hosed off at the end of the last cycle and left an idiot in charge. For once we can be happy with management making poor personnel choices.

Saren's already made it through so we'll have to hurry to catch him!

Last episode will be up within the week and then I'll take a short break before picking up ME2.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Finally some biotic butt action, even if it was way more awkward than I remembered. :v:

Liara bringing up that she's not considered an adult kinda kills the mood however. Are we going to get a visit from an Asari Chris Hansen now?


Shut the hell up Kaidan, we can get more nukes.

Poil fucked around with this message at 11:57 on Apr 4, 2016

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Now I'm just hoping the video doesn't get yanked for copyright nonsense reasons. Good soundtrack for bionic butts IN SPAAAAAACCE.

Also that whole drop-the-Mako scene afterwards on the bridge only reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZR3vHe7ON4

Junior G-man fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Apr 4, 2016

SOLarian
Oct 29, 2012
Pillbug

Junior G-man posted:

Now I'm just hoping the video doesn't get yanked for copyright nonsense reasons. Good soundtrack for bionic butts IN SPAAAAAACCE.

Not excactly yanked, but I'm getting the usual "might contain music from UMG" GEMA-Message here in germany.
No video for me :(

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Junior G-man posted:

Now I'm just hoping the video doesn't get yanked for copyright nonsense reasons. Good soundtrack for bionic butts IN SPAAAAAACCE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZR3vHe7ON4
I used the song in an earlier episode and didn't get a copyright notice, so either whomever owns it doesn't care or else YT has decided that the 300-ish views I average on my unmonetized videos don't warrant a yelling at me. Didn't get one for Stayin' Alive either so it may very well be the latter. I've gotten them before but as long as I'm not making money YT doesn't really seem to care. The worst they do is put an ad up.

SOLarian posted:

Not excactly yanked, but I'm getting the usual "might contain music from UMG" GEMA-Message here in germany.
No video for me :(
I'm sorry to all my German friends, this is a constant issue. There are workarounds out there to be able to view them, somebody in here might know.

SOLarian
Oct 29, 2012
Pillbug

SubponticatePoster posted:

I'm sorry to all my German friends, this is a constant issue. There are workarounds out there to be able to view them, somebody in here might know.

I just used a proxy. Luckily there are a lot free ones around.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Glad you were able to find something. In other news, there was some leaked...not gameplay really but some MEA stuff: https://vid.me/p41b Next gen Mass Effect graphics :fap:

SubponticatePoster fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Apr 4, 2016

Fwoderwick
Jul 14, 2004

Created: Volumetric mapping of stink bombs

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010
Had the biggest dumb grin on my face for the entirety of the end of that video. Can't wait for the finale!

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Poil posted:

Liara bringing up that she's not considered an adult kinda kills the mood however. Are we going to get a visit from an Asari Chris Hansen now?

It is kind of creepy. Tali's romance, still creepier. I think the music selection helps, though.




Also, I forgot just how loving terrible that scene leading up to the Mako drop was. Here's an idea, though - if you know Saren is there, why don't you spend a few minutes shooting the place to poo poo first?

grack fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Apr 5, 2016

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Virgil seems awfully chill for an interface based on a prothean's personality, at least in retrospect.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Sovereign citizen beatdown

After spending valuable time screwing around with a dying computer we finally head off through the Conduit. Saren's already there and things have really gone to poo poo. Fires, death, and malfunctioning elevators. Sovereign tore through the Council's fleet like cheap toilet paper and if we can't stop it, the Reapers are gonna pour in and destroy all life as we know it.

This is probably everyone's favorite setpiece in the game, and with good reason. That view when you first step out into empty air and things are all topsy-turvy is excellent. You have what appears to be a horizontal field when in actuality you're running vertically up the outside of the Presidium. Every now and then a piece of debris or an enemy will go hurtling by to remind you of this. Then you've got Sov off in the distance with his big tentacles smashing down and the Citadel's closed arms as a backdrop. It's some first class poo poo and those of us who love this game can forgive crappy inventory interfaces, myriad elevators and sketchy combat because they get us to this point.

We talk Saren into blowing his brains out and then fight his reanimated skeleton. That's more than a few implants there, guy. I guess Sov decided to offload all its processing power into the thing because once you kill what's left of Saren it BSODs and gets obliterated by the Alliance ships. We let the Council live because we're stupid good people and they repay us by letting humanity join. If you let them die then humans act like assholes and grab power. This is one of those renegade things that doesn't really do anything for you, as they will be just as unhelpful and lovely regardless of species and it makes the other races not like us so much in the later games. Plus it's fun to have the continuity of arguing with the same 3 people across 3 games.

We choose Anderson to be king hell poo poo of yoomanity because gently caress Udina for grounding us. Why yes, I hold grudges why do you ask? You can actually undo this decision later due to an oversight which I'll explain in the next thread. And then purposefully march off to get on yet another goddamn elevator. Also the ending shot is delightfully cheesy.

And that's the LP folks! Gonna take a bit of a break, maybe a week or two before I pick up again. The next LP will have an added feature which I'm excited to try out and y'all can play along at home.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Awesome LP again, just sad I didn't find the thread sooner. I've spent the last week or so going through most of the videos.

SubponticatePoster posted:

And that's the LP folks! Gonna take a bit of a break, maybe a week or two before I pick up again. The next LP will have an added feature which I'm excited to try out and y'all can play along at home.

Ooh, do we get to choose who Shepard constantly sexually harrasses romances in ME2?

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

grack posted:

Ooh, do we get to choose who Shepard constantly sexually harrasses romances in ME2?
That's not a new feature, we did that this time.

And besides, we should stay loyal to Liara. :colbert:

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

JT Jag posted:

That's not a new feature, we did that this time.

And besides, we should stay loyal to Liara. :colbert:

Nah, screw that. We should totally romance Garrus and make things awkward.

Also, does anyone ever fight Saren in the final battle? I think everyone goes for the option that causes him to off himself.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

grack posted:

Awesome LP again, just sad I didn't find the thread sooner. I've spent the last week or so going through most of the videos.


Ooh, do we get to choose who Shepard constantly sexually harrasses romances in ME2?
Well the thread is here and the videos are up so you can catch up at your leisure. And the new feature is much more real-time interactive with the videos.

JT Jag posted:

And besides, we should stay loyal to Liara. :colbert:
That's right, she may be jailbait, but she's our jailbait!

And fighting Saren for the second time is boring, it's way more fun to get him to :suicide:

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

Huh, so that's what the original Kiss Me Deadly sounds like

The credit music for Mass Effect 1 is amazing, I still listen to it every now and then.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





I imagine this one, when all was said and done, was easier to edit together than Dragon Age Inquisition :v:

That being said great job there, I feel like you trimmed the fat juuuuust enough for a tight LP.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:

Covok posted:

Nah, screw that. We should totally romance Garrus and make things awkward.

Also, does anyone ever fight Saren in the final battle? I think everyone goes for the option that causes him to off himself.

You get to see Saren riding his dumb hoverboard again though, that is worth the fight.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

I like to imagine Shepard listening to the music during the fight up the citadel and singing along.

The citadel space battle is really cool with Sovereign just :killdozer: through the defense fleet not giving a gently caress and Admiral Hackett being all "Negative! This is our only chance!". Shooting Geth, Saren and Saren/Sovereign interspersed with cutscenes of the fleet action really helps to make it feel epic and to give it a sense of urgency.

If my memory is correct Wrex puts two bullets through Saren's head when making sure he's dead, everyone else just shoots once.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
This has been an excellent LP, as usual, SubponticatePoster. These last two videos showed off the best part of the game. I love gigantic infodumps, so I really liked the Vigil sequence. The revelations about the Citadel and the Conduit really surprised my in my first playthrough. That the small Mass Relay statue in the Citadel is an actual Mass Relay is good storytelling, it's amazing when you travel through the Conduit and emerge at it, it's a very nice moment.

The whole battle of the Citadel, both the fleet action around Sovereign, and Shepards battles with the Geth and Saren are pretty amazing as well. All in all, despite being a pretty unpolished game, the ending makes up for it. It's a "nice" contrast to ME 3.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

hard counter posted:

I imagine this one, when all was said and done, was easier to edit together than Dragon Age Inquisition :v:

That being said great job there, I feel like you trimmed the fat juuuuust enough for a tight LP.
Just a tad :v: Last time I looked at the timestamp on a save it was at 20 hours. Whole thing clocked in at under 25. The filler content isn't bad for a first playthrough, but by now everyone's seen it and it doesn't lend itself well to LPing because it's just 30 hours of the same thing.

Poil posted:

I like to imagine Shepard listening to the music during the fight up the citadel and singing along.
If that fancy helmet doesn't have Bluetooth built in then what a waste of money :colbert: We at least know in 2 that Garrus listens to tunes while he blasts off fools' faces. Also psychological warfare by making enemies listen to terrible music. "Batarian slavers, you say? Turn on the Air Supply, 160 decibels!"

Torrannor posted:

This has been an excellent LP, as usual, SubponticatePoster. These last two videos showed off the best part of the game. I love gigantic infodumps, so I really liked the Vigil sequence. The revelations about the Citadel and the Conduit really surprised my in my first playthrough. That the small Mass Relay statue in the Citadel is an actual Mass Relay is good storytelling, it's amazing when you travel through the Conduit and emerge at it, it's a very nice moment.

The whole battle of the Citadel, both the fleet action around Sovereign, and Shepards battles with the Geth and Saren are pretty amazing as well. All in all, despite being a pretty unpolished game, the ending makes up for it. It's a "nice" contrast to ME 3.
Aw, thanks. And the final mission really is excellent. I don't think the series hits another high point like this until Tuchanka in 3, which is also all kinds of amazing. The cinematography is good, the juxtaposition of you and your squad vs the gigantic ships out in space, everything about it is great. Hopefully now the 1 or 2 people watching who hadn't played the game know what all the fuss is about :)

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

That final mission in ME1 is one of the reasons I will always like ME1 the best despite its janky gameplay. ME1 felt more like the kind of awesome space opera I was looking for before they went all Grim and Gritty and 'Hey man maybe the Space KKK has good points have you considered that'

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I'm really looking forward to the SP take on Mass Effect 2, probably my favorite game ever.

Plus, we get to roll with Grunt and Legion soon as biotic Miley Cyrus. That's a plus.

Thesaya
May 17, 2011

I am a Plant.
Thank you for this LP Subponticate Poster! I have enjoyed it immensely.

Another thing though, I really don't get everyone being so uncomfortable with Liara's age. She says that she is barely an adult by her species standards. I interpret that as her age corresponding to 18/19 human years. Shepard is 30 at the most by my estimate, probably somewhat younger. Is that really such a huge age difference?

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





MA-Horus posted:

Plus, we get to roll with Grunt and Legion soon as biotic Miley Cyrus. That's a plus.

Vanguard gameplay will also be in for a big boost :killdozer:

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mauman
Jul 30, 2014

Whoever's got the biggest whiskers does the talking.

hard counter posted:

Vanguard gameplay will also be in for a big boost :killdozer:

I was a huge fan of the assault sentinel in ME2.

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