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All those actresses are too young to play Sandi. You need someone like Sarah Jessica Parker or something. My catte pic: Lladre fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Apr 8, 2016 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:It just dawned on me that Hollywood would gladly make a movie destroying Roberts based on the SC drama. Costner would likely bankroll it. That lady from Die Antwoord? Sunswipe posted:See if Jim Henson's estate still has blueprints from The Dark Crystal? At least one of the Skeksis puppets is still intact, but apparently in a delicate state (the foam that forms the core of the build was never meant to stand up to much use).
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Wrecked Angle posted:I hear bad things are happening to Goons in Eve. Should I bother subbing my accounts to evacuate poo poo out of Dek in case I ever feel like returning or is it not that bad? Alternatively I guess, is it a war so good that I should actually log in and play for a bit? Eve is a game never worth playing. The amount of grief thats possible... it causes my anxiety to flare up. I play games to have fun, not to feel the worst kind of griefs that triple every second. When Eve finally adds the PvP slider so i can turn off human interactions while i cruise around the infinite black of space. I will play. BUT it HAS TO let me win ANY battle.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:12 |
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My biggest fear with CIG is that Derek is right and we won't even get a Squadron 42. I want to see all 60 hours of Chris Robert's masterpeice unironically. The schadenfruede would probably kill me.
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G0RF posted:Speaking of inauthenticity and slick motion graphics, anybody know what game this commercial is for? Looks pretty slick with asteroids colliding into each other and pretty female pilots and all that. this is so loving bad stretched out dance metaphor bad cgi faces on the alien and the pilot missiles that don't have proximity detonation yet can effortless flip 180...
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:14 |
now can someone solve eightace's code riddle thing?
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Lladre posted:All those actresses are too young to play Sandi. You need someone like Sarah Jessica Parker or something. Someone... A little Long in the face you might say?
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grimcreaper posted:Eve is a game never worth playing. The amount of grief thats possible... it causes my anxiety to flare up. I play games to have fun, not to feel the worst kind of griefs that triple every second. When Eve finally adds the PvP slider so i can turn off human interactions while i cruise around the infinite black of space. I will play. BUT it HAS TO let me win ANY battle. Lol
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:22 |
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Guys. I have a confession. I'm a whale, and a Shitizen. I'm 5k deep in this, and I'd like to tell you my story. This morning I woke up at 6:30; four hours since the last time I browsed the Star Citizen subreddit. Sweating, I reached my porcine, clammy hand towards my iPhone with a custom-engraved likeness of Ben's supple shilouette on its back. Frantically I entered my pin, 4242, and turned on my flashlight so I could navigate from my Captain's Quarters, past the crew chairs in my immersive hugbox I found in a dumpster outside an Arby's, to the bathroom which I modified to look just like the one in my Retaliator. Grunting with effort, I spread my flabby cheeks and plaff down on the toilet seat. My hands are trembling as I unlock my phone and lick my cracked, salty lips. My hungry eyes dart across the small glowing screen. Each moment I wait for the page to refresh feels like an eternity. Finally it loads, and with a sense of relief I release the treasures of last night's digestive efforts. Despite the odor, my hand wanderers to my nethers as I eagerly devour the fresh posts from my fellow citizens. Solemnly I nod and up-vote each delectable self post about my fellow citizens' latest PTU experiences. "Unnhhhhh.... the FIDELITY" I whisper hoarsely. As I release another wave of half digested dreams, my eyes roll back in my head... I imagine how immersive it will be standing on the deck of my Idris, Vanduul and naysayers fleeing before the imposing might of the USS Roberts. I wipe away a tear, and realize what I've given isn't good enough for the joy this game has brought me. I load up the page for a Fleet Pack, and eagerly max out my last credit card.
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No Mods No Masters posted:I never played eve but I've been reading the thread for it because it's funny. The goon war strat seems to be to not try to fight in the hope everyone gets bored and goes away and it's going as well as you'd think it would I don't get this. When I was in Goonfleet in ~06-07 we'd gang up on expensive ships with cheap rear end frigates and blow 'em up, then show our asses on the official forum. It's was pretty fun actually so why don't they go back to doing that? Is there internal drama worse than when Remedial stole the titan isk? (lol)
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:23 |
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Inkel posted:I am seriously jealous at how awesome your dog is - really makes me want to get an australian shepard. I've been showing my girlfriend all the pics/vids you've posted of him, and she's pretty much on board with getting one now We had a stray who was incredibly intelligent... she was at least part Australian Shepard - best dog. She was shorter than a full-blood with a thick coat of fur, and a curling tail with long hair.
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Ravachol posted:Guys. I have a confession. I'm a whale, and a Shitizen. I'm 5k deep in this, and I'd like to tell you my story. Good on you commando.
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Haskell9 posted:I don't get this. When I was in Goonfleet in ~06-07 we'd gang up on expensive ships with cheap rear end frigates and blow 'em up, then show our asses on the official forum. It's was pretty fun actually so why don't they go back to doing that? Is there internal drama worse than when Remedial stole the titan isk? (lol) probably because goons got bored with eve and left while pubbies regged to get into the amazing goonfleet until there were no goons and all pubbies
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:26 |
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Haskell9 posted:I don't get this. When I was in Goonfleet in ~06-07 we'd gang up on expensive ships with cheap rear end frigates and blow 'em up, then show our asses on the official forum. It's was pretty fun actually so why don't they go back to doing that? Is there internal drama worse than when Remedial stole the titan isk? (lol) This is like third hand so don't take it for gospel, but my understanding is that goons can't pull the people to do strats like that anymore. The overwhelm with lovely ships thing only works when you can actually field more ships than the other guy
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Haskell9 posted:I don't get this. When I was in Goonfleet in ~06-07 we'd gang up on expensive ships with cheap rear end frigates and blow 'em up, then show our asses on the official forum. It's was pretty fun actually so why don't they go back to doing that? Is there internal drama worse than when Remedial stole the titan isk? (lol) Friend, If anyone can use smaller ships to blow up a Titan then that is a cause of amazing grief and should NEVER be acceptable. Oh god it hurts to type like that. Seriosly. Try to B'tak your text and feel true grief.
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Ravachol posted:Guys. I have a confession. I'm a whale, and a Shitizen. I'm 5k deep in this, and I'd like to tell you my story. You should get a refund, citizen.
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Is Star Citizen to Eve, what WoW was to old school MMO's? https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4dsemt/is_star_citizen_to_eve_what_wow_was_to_old_school/d1tzhnu
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grimcreaper posted:Friend, If anyone can use smaller ships to blow up a Titan then that is a cause of amazing grief and should NEVER be acceptable. Is it ok if I just occasionally go overboard with the italics to put emphasis on certain words?
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:31 |
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orcinus posted:A cage full of hungry Bens tied to his face. So adorbs! Like there's a cage big enough for even ONE Ben.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:31 |
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hope you got insurance!
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:32 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:Hot drat, finally caught up. Sucks to stay abreast when you're traveling. I never said you were an insufferable twat or pretended to hate you. But, is that the way you want it to roll?
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:37 |
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Skellybones posted:You should get a refund, citizen. Don't let your dreams, be dreams. Let them be crippling, crushing regrets.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:37 |
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Thanks for the replies, gents. Man, what a shame. goonfleet
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:38 |
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/13309-Citizen-Gallery-Photo-Contest-Entries lets revisit this
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Tippis posted:Is it ok if I just occasionally go overboard with the italics to put emphasis on certain words? I want everyone to understand the Grief of B'tak typing. Go full B'Tak.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:42 |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4dtm93/lets_have_an_unpopular_opinions_thread/ 500 posts, 4 hours
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Mirificus posted:Is Star Citizen to Eve, what WoW was to old school MMO's? Well, i gotta go shower. i touched the poop and it... its all over me now. Oh god it burns.. Im never touching reddit again.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:It just dawned on me that Hollywood would gladly make a movie destroying Roberts based on the SC drama. Costner would likely bankroll it. her
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Proposal, when the poo poo really hits the fan with CIG, and every knee is forced to bow, every tongue forced to confess, that the name of this thread be permanently changed to: Star Citizen: I had said – since my first July 2015 blog
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Ravachol posted:Guys. I have a confession. I'm a whale, and a Shitizen. I'm 5k deep in this, and I'd like to tell you my story. I pictured the big guy from that "Gamer" movie that controls the stripper avator while reading this for some weird sick reason..
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:47 |
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Reading some of these posts feels dirty and makes me want to get clean. Like this kitty.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:49 |
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Tokamak posted:
so many commandos flirting with the the edge of realization, before retreating back into dreams
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:49 |
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Has anyone noticed that Ben can't even button his shirt cuffs? Please diet Ben.
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whoknew posted:Has anyone noticed that Ben can't even button his shirt cuffs? Please diet Ben. Hes on a diet and Sandi is ACTIVELY attempting to sabotage it. Shes Queen Bitch of CiG now, boys.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:51 |
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I hope someone can fix this...
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:58 |
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That Reddit thread for unpopular opinions, man. Wow. It's amazing how goonish much of it reads.quote:"I'm having issues with all the new ships they keep adding on. Information runner? News van? $600-900 space farm/research bay/ hospital? Who the gently caress is buying into that thinking CIG will realistically be able to create new game mechanics just for you? The thread is filled with the kind of stuff. It's revelatory-- it feels almost therapeutic in tone. Finally they can safely speak the obvious without being demonized, castigated, downvoted, called a Derek Smart puppet, decried a goon, or hit with the "it's pre-alpha!" stick until death. If I were a CIG heavy, this would make for alarming reading. Not so much any specific comment-- but more the cumulative message underlying this cacophony... G0RF fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Apr 8, 2016 |
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Google Butt posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/13309-Citizen-Gallery-Photo-Contest-Entries Check out this badass. Big fan of the drool stains, keep it up champion o9
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:59 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:It just dawned on me that Hollywood would gladly make a movie destroying Roberts based on the SC drama. Costner would likely bankroll it. Sylvester Stallone
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 05:00 |
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Mirificus posted:Is Star Citizen to Eve, what WoW was to old school MMO's? Comparing the most successful game in the world to something that isn't out and wont ever come out. Check annnnnd mate reddit, you've done it again.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 05:02 |
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G0RF posted:The Reddit community made it safe to express unpopular opinions for a thread.It's kind of amazing how goonish much of it reads. this is a great thread, i love it. Papal_placeholder posted:I don't think the drink mixing minigame will be fun. neither do i, papal_placeholder, neither do i
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