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RNG
Jul 9, 2009

duckmaster posted:

what

no seriously what

Welcome to the American southeast.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Simply Simon posted:

Pommes frites is the French (or I guess Belgian, technically?) term for fries, so fried pommes de terre, which is "apples of the earth" - potatoes. German and Austrian dialects also call them Erdäpfel, same thing.

I actually knew that, but I still don't know what Pommes rot-weiß is or why it's a mixture of two different languages.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

RNG posted:

I've got a British friend who literally didn't understand when I told him there were no Indian restaurants within 30 miles of me. Not "no good ones," just "none."

Yeah, we didn't colonize India.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Tiggum posted:

I actually knew that, but I still don't know what Pommes rot-weiß is or why it's a mixture of two different languages.

The German for french fries is the same as the French and the colours are condiments.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Tiggum posted:

Wow, Sizzler still exists? I haven't seen a Sizzler since I was a child.

Just checked their website and it turns out there are none in Vic, SA, NT, ACT or Tas, 2 in NSW, 4 in WA in 16 in Qld. :roflolmao:

Well, to judge by the times I've been forced to endure it, they cook it till it's dry as dirt and coat it in some horrible sweet sauce. Is that right?

Mate we have a fuckin dine in Pizza Hut in town. One of like 3 in qld. Also yeah sizzler is still a thing!

And nah that's the wrong way to do pulled pork. Low and slow smoked in a rub that crisps up over time and seals all the juices in and then coated in smoky BBQ sauce it's delicious

Gridlocked posted:

I'm the standard Tartar sauce



I stand by my stance that Melbourne has the most pretentious wankers in the whole country living it in. Though in all fairness this is mostly limited to the Universities, suburbs where students live and whatever that suburb whose name I can't remember is with all the vegan street restaurants that have a bake sale every weekend.

Although when my ex took me to that suburb whose name I can't remember I did manage to find a really great fromagerie that was loving awesome if a little expensive; but it was like 2 blocks off wanker-street.

Brisbane has those suburbs too.

Thankfully Brisbane is getting better with stuff like BBQ and it's not over priced. I live up in Toowoomba and make the trip down to see friends probably twice a month and I've not been disappointed.

Oh wait, there was one time where I went to Brewski and got a schooner of Belgian Tripel. "That'll be $19". Almost had a fuckin heart attack.


I hate that dumb nerds have made bacon out to be this godlike top tier food but I like eating it and would unashamedly eat this

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

RNG posted:

I've got a British friend who literally didn't understand when I told him there were no Indian restaurants within 30 miles of me. Not "no good ones," just "none."

What, seriously? I live in goddamn Minnesota and I couldn't count the number of Indian places within TEN miles on two hands. Maybe don't live in a hellscape more devoid of culture than the frigid Midwest?

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
I had pork belly in a soup in China at a 'business lunch' for lack of a better word and it was alright... but weird, because the skin was left on the cubes and I could feel the hair follicles.

Anyway, coming from eastern NC, I take it as a bit of a personal affront when pulled pork is done wrong. Should be hot, moist, tender, and the sauce should have vinegar in it. You should preferably get it from a place like this, which looks like it wouldn't pass a health code inspection.



It'll be a sad day when they close their doors for good.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

LogisticEarth posted:

This is, for some reason, a legit thing in areas of the US. I went to college in Lancaster, PA and we had a pizza joint around the corner that served spaghetti pizza. There were loads of people who were crazy about it, but I thought it was unadulterated slop.

Lancaster, despite having loads of great food and produce, was at the time an unfathomable abyss when it came to good pizza.

Was this cafe Rosa Rosa? The Sugar Bowl? Cause the former had amazing spaghetti pizza and the second one is trash

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Admiral Bosch posted:

I had pork belly in a soup in China at a 'business lunch' for lack of a better word and it was alright... but weird, because the skin was left on the cubes and I could feel the hair follicles.

There's nothing like buying a slab of pork belly that has a nipple on it :mrgw:

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

cyberia posted:

There's nothing like buying a slab of pork belly that has a nipple on it :mrgw:

That's my fetish

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Also brisbanites if theres any of you in thread


I hear good things about the food. Also the smoke in new farm and mighty mighty in Ascot do killer ribs and buffalo wings

Leocadia
Dec 26, 2011

McSpergin posted:

Also brisbanites if theres any of you in thread


I hear good things about the food. Also the smoke in new farm and mighty mighty in Ascot do killer ribs and buffalo wings

The Smoke is amazing, but when I ordered brisket at Pit Boss it was the consistency of pulled pork. Didn't taste too bad though.

Texas Wild Wings in Spring wood does delicious wings if you're down that way.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Went out to dinner tonight and one of the suggestions was a place called the Artsinal Burger Company. Reading this thread has made me inwardly cringe at the mere mention of artisnal now.

We ended up going somewhere closer though so I wasn't able to see if it was actually good.

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

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Tiggum posted:

I actually knew that, but I still don't know what Pommes rot-weiß is or why it's a mixture of two different languages.
Uh, yes, I kinda forgot to mention that we Germans still call fries "Pommes frites", but while the French pronounce it pom freed, we tend to mangle it into pomm fritz, or just Pommes (yes, now with the -es pronounced), or Fritten.

And rot-weiß is red-white is ketchup AND mayo.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Scathach posted:

Artisan sriracha is pretty stupid. $14 for 6.4oz and it's just chilies crushed with garlic in vinegar. I can almost guarantee that original rooster sauce is tastier than this stuff. It's like claiming "artisan soy sauce" or "artisan ketchup."



Artisan Soy Sauce and Ketchup are both very real things. High end bottles of soy sauce from renowned distilleries often go for prices you normally associate with Wine in Japan. Because it's fermented you get the same things you associate with wine, where different breweries have signature molds and yeasts they have been brewing and using for hundreds of years along with all kinds of secrets and special barrels etc.

I'm not so much a believer in artisan ketchup but a local burger place makes their own and it's very good, has a sort of slightly spicy balsamic vinegar flavor to it that's very nice. I would never pay 6 dollars for a bottle of it but if someone told me they really cared about food and that was the only kind they bought I could see why.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Jyrraeth posted:



just

pour your polenta out onto a slab of wood

This is a legit traditional way of serving polenta, although it's been coded hipster/tryhard/parvenu for decades

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Whitlam posted:

Slightly off-topic, but my parents lived in Japan in the '90s, and they absolutely adored Shakey's pizza and would get it as a treat and thought it was this awesome little Japanese franchise (we're Australian and, as far as I know, they don't exist here).
never been up to Cairns, have you.

unless you were talking about that chain in particular; i might have parsed that incorrectly

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Honestly I'm just over bacon in loving everything.

Yeah its nice sometimes; but why the gently caress are you putting it in EVERYTHING you unhealthy fucknuggets?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

it's popular on the internet

so, therefore

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben


Bought this the other day like the complete shmuck that I am. It tastes like... Pepsi.

e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude
The entire bacon thing has to be some kind of pork industry marketing ploy. Some ad agency has to be gotten rich on that.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Rollersnake posted:



Bought this the other day like the complete shmuck that I am. It tastes like... Pepsi.
Oh poo poo, yeah - at first the artisanal coke trend was a cool distraction but the current oversaturation of those products is ridiculous and they range from tasting like medicine to being no different than those dirt-cheap lovely knock-offs.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

e X posted:

The entire bacon thing has to be some kind of pork industry marketing ploy. Some ad agency has to be gotten rich on that.
yeah, lame. what's for dinner

Palpek posted:

Oh poo poo, yeah - at first the artisanal coke trend was a cool distraction but the current oversaturation of those products is ridiculous and they range from tasting like medicine to being no different than those dirt-cheap lovely knock-offs.
remember Bud Select?

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
The worst new trend are all the spiritual successors to Gogurt and Snack Paks. Where a company either takes a product that is already easy to eat, but puts it in 4x as much packaging and marks it up 50% or they combine things that are already easy to make into a "new product."

My local grocery store is constantly hyping Tyson Chicken "Wyngz." They are a small box of frozen chicken wings that includes a small pouch of frozen BBQ sauce. This package is 1/4 the size of a regular bag of frozen wings and costs as much as buying an entire bottle of BBQ sauce and a bag of wings that is 4x larger.

You are already buying frozen chicken that you have to go home and cook. What value is added by that tiny packet of frozen BBQ sauce that justifies a 4x price increase?!?

Also, the worst abomination unto God that mankind has ever created:

The Banana Bunker

http://bananabunker.com/

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Leocadia posted:

The Smoke is amazing, but when I ordered brisket at Pit Boss it was the consistency of pulled pork. Didn't taste too bad though.

Texas Wild Wings in Spring wood does delicious wings if you're down that way.

My nigga.

Wings are actually my favourite thing of all. Nothing wrong with brisket being like pulled pork but I prefer it to be sliceable and tender as hell. And yeh I'm hitting up the smoke next trip down. My friend is in a ribs club that just went there and raved about it

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Artisan Soy Sauce and Ketchup are both very real things. High end bottles of soy sauce from renowned distilleries often go for prices you normally associate with Wine in Japan. Because it's fermented you get the same things you associate with wine, where different breweries have signature molds and yeasts they have been brewing and using for hundreds of years along with all kinds of secrets and special barrels etc.

I can confirm that I would probably pay a fair amount for good soy sauce but kikkoman is always gonna get my money. Similarly, I know a (stupid because he wastes a lot of money) dentist who blew like way too much money on 50 year old balsamic vinegar. I have my doubts that it would be worth what he paid but it's his money I guess so yeah.

Also making you own sauce is the best way to find what you like. I've never bought BBQ sauce since making my own. Ketchup is Step 2, and I've made something similar to a sriracha sauce but with ghost peppers, Carolina reapers, habaneros and Moruga scorpions. It's really good and you can make things just how you like them

Also sorry for the slight derail lmao

FFT posted:

it's popular on reddit

so, therefore

FTFY

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

My local grocery store is constantly hyping Tyson Chicken "Wyngz." They are a small box of frozen chicken wings that includes a small pouch of frozen BBQ sauce. This package is 1/4 the size of a regular bag of frozen wings and costs as much as buying an entire bottle of BBQ sauce and a bag of wings that is 4x larger.

Not wings - they are a "formed chicken food product", hence why they have to call them "Wyngz"

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Reminds me of:





duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Also, the worst abomination unto God that mankind has ever created:

The Banana Bunker

http://bananabunker.com/

50% of their sales must be immature little boys like me buying them for female friends as birthday presents and giggling when they open it.

So tempting.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

bacon has been huge on the internet for much longer than Reddit has existed (much less been relevant) but when it comes to slavish adherence to trends you aren't wrong.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I never liked baguettes, I can't fathom the appeal of them at all. Garlic Bread is OK.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Inspector Gesicht posted:

I never liked baguettes, I can't fathom the appeal of them at all. Garlic Bread is OK.

There are a LOT of lovely baguettes out there.

edit: Well, there's a lot of real lovely bread out there in general. It's amazing when you live near a really good bakery but man is it bad for your waistline.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Spuckuk posted:

On the reverse tack, I had a curry in San Francisco and it was loving awful.

You may note that we have basically no Mexicans in the UK, and hella Indian/Pakistani folks.

That's surprising since when I lived in the Bay Area there were quite a few decent Indian places, especially in Berkeley.

PirateDentist
Mar 28, 2006

Sailing The Seven Seas Searching For Scurvy

Rollersnake posted:



Bought this the other day like the complete shmuck that I am. It tastes like... Pepsi.

It tastes almost exactly like the throwback Pepsi. Which does taste different from regular Pepsi. Throwback is also the exact same price as the normal cans, unlike 1893, which costs as much per can as a six pack on sale.

take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy

Simply Simon posted:

Uh, yes, I kinda forgot to mention that we Germans still call fries "Pommes frites", but while the French pronounce it pom freed, we tend to mangle it into pomm fritz, or just Pommes (yes, now with the -es pronounced), or Fritten.

And rot-weiß is red-white is ketchup AND mayo.

So it's fancy sauce then?

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

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BumikiIsFreaky posted:

So it's fancy sauce then?
No! It's plain ketchup and plain mayo being drizzled on the fries seperately! I must be so hard to understand because NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE GLORIOUS DEUTSCHE PLANS FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD



erm



look

Pommes rot-weiß

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Rollersnake posted:



Bought this the other day like the complete shmuck that I am. It tastes like... Pepsi.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

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Hulk Hogan meat shoes.

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

Simply Simon posted:

No! It's plain ketchup and plain mayo being drizzled on the fries seperately! I must be so hard to understand because NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE GLORIOUS DEUTSCHE PLANS FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD

For full effect, it surely needs to be that stuff in a tube that looks uncannily like toothpaste (possibly more suitable for the anti-food porn thread):



The rest of the world tends to blend the two ingredients until they're pink, and for some reason every nation from Venezuela to Oman thinks this beautiful creation is their very own and has a different name for it. I had a long, earnest discussion with an Argentinian who simply couldn't understand why we Brits hadn't heard of 'salsa golf'.

Fresh new UK trend -- serve chips in pint glasses so they can get soggy as fast as possible:

Marenghi
Oct 16, 2008

Don't trust the liberals,
they will betray you
At what point will the tableware become so mixed up that places will set out a normal table just with everything in the wrong object. All they need to add to those chips in a pint glass would be a pint served out of a soup bowl.

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




This is the only one of his posts that even remotely seems like a joke.

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