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 also courtesy of a facebook guy who likes cooking giant vats of things and posting them with accompanying text about how much he hates Stephen Hawking:  quote:Around the sun and supposedly closer? Then how did it take the solar eclipse from Earth? You doctored the photographs and you didn't say that, unless they are just computer generated. I guess you can't do anything except try and sabotage someone, you just don't have the intellect for anything except being ignorant. Gonna be some trite rear end in a top hat to me are you. Stephen is on some squad that dumps souls on people. When they sprayed acid out of the ceiling in Sacramento, he was one of the people giving me who he is to replace me. There was a fly and he had me look at it and the somehow he made the fly take off, but when it did it disappeared right after take off, but then it was sitting someplace else later. Then there were hairs in the shower and one of them by itself floated in the air and moved to a different part of the tub and restuck to the wall. Looks like you aren't just replacing poor souls, you're trying to stomp me out, too, with being trite and undermining and using sabotage and following me around making sure I never count for anything and telling everyone together to get rid of me. Lots of incapacitation. Your stupid rear end isn't the greatest and you know it, you're gonna be the winner of making everyone like you unnaturally, are you? That's very English of you, witch. I'm gonna whoop you real good when I get ahold of you by naturally defeating you and your team. I'm a warrior and you're really mother fuckers, it must have been inevitable to make me run into your squads that way since that's really all you can figure on yourselves. You don't like me do you, Prof?
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Those are by far the saddest looking peppers I've ever seen in my life.
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The one on the left is making a last desperate reach for safety. The one on the right is the horse in the neverending story.
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invisible jerk posted:The one on the right is the horse in the neverending story. The Swamp of Sadness would actually be a pretty good name for that dish.
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invisible jerk posted:facebook guy who likes cooking giant vats of things and posting them with accompanying text about how much he hates Stephen Hawking: I cannot stop laughing
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The Anti-Food Porn Thread: When they sprayed acid out of the ceiling in Sacramento
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he also does some great videos but I don't wanna actually link his facebook cos he's a harmless guy (unless you're Professor Hawking). Here is a crappy re-upload of Spanish Omelette In A Mug aka Steamed Egg Tower With EVOO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N35Iw4Tvr2M wah-lah
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invisible jerk posted:also courtesy of a facebook guy who likes cooking giant vats of things and posting them with accompanying text about how much he hates Stephen Hawking: My god, please post the rest here.
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I heard you guys like loose corn!
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Hallongrottor  A very traditional Swedish shortbread cookie with raspberry jam. The name translates to 'raspberry caves'. 
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blunt for century posted:has that stove ever been cleaned? Looks like cobwebs from here, chief.
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invisible jerk posted:he also does some great videos but I don't wanna actually link his facebook cos he's a harmless guy (unless you're Professor Hawking). Here is a crappy re-upload of Spanish Omelette In A Mug aka Steamed Egg Tower With EVOO This is like a Masaokis-lite video.
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Once again left to right, top to bottom. Nope, Nope, Nope, Would, Nope, Nope, Would, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Would, Would, Would, Nope, Would, Nope, Would, Would, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Would, Would, Would, Nope, Nope, Would, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope.
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Finally, I can eat it off the table like a animal!
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Gridlocked posted:Once again left to right, top to bottom. You have terrible taste
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Argentina Dog looks the best to me, because I'm apparently a bird of some kind who is attracted to brightly-colored foods 
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Gridlocked posted:Once again left to right, top to bottom. Wtf did hotdogs do to you
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I got a bingo, guys!
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Aesop Poprock posted:Wtf did hotdogs do to you I hate cabbage, coleslaw and sauerkraut. Also Ketchup is too sugary for me.
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No lie, I actually like jarred Cheez Whiz. Much better than the spray cans.
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https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/663015379099348992 https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/676921629285445632 https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/670242606358622209 No. Pizzaria. Rules.
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Iron Crowned posted:No lie, I actually like jarred Cheez Whiz. Much better than the spray cans. Chili cheese Fritos dipped in cheez whiz is basically the guiltiest pleasure imaginable but its soooo gooood.
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:No. Pizzaria. Rules. This man is a genius, and I won't hear any disparaging words  https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/717086340295352324 This is so much better than any sheet pizza I've ever seen in America. It's your whole party platter on one monstrous bread disc.
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Wait: is the Cheez Whiz ad the real one, and the Potato Fudge a modern 'shop? Or did all of these products exist and the Kraft people just recolor all the "serving suggestions"? 
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I hope that nobody has ever put fudge or butterscotch on potatoes
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You say that, but we also hope that nobody ever put together whatever gross mismatching ingredients are in those horrific '60s "salads," and we know those exist(ed). Potato fudge does exist, but as fudge that also has potatoes in it, not as a condiment for potatoes. Although...
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/663015379099348992 This man is a champion. Hirayuki posted:Wait: is the Cheez Whiz ad the real one, and the Potato Fudge a modern 'shop? Or did all of these products exist and the Kraft people just recolor all the "serving suggestions"? Sadly it appears that the Potato Fudge is in fact, a well done shop.
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Hirayuki posted:You say that, but we also hope that nobody ever put together whatever gross mismatching ingredients are in those horrific '60s "salads," and we know those exist(ed). I just looked it up and, yep, mashed potato fudge. And it honestly doesn't sound too bad... Kind of changing my mind about chocolate potatoes here
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Brawnfire posted:I hope that nobody has ever put fudge or butterscotch on potatoes Hope just leads to a lifetime of disappointment.
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Would But only if I can literally just remove the plate and table then start mushing that poo poo all over the floor before eating it like a loving animal. Might as well go all the way.
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"Pasteurized Process Chocolate"
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Picnic Princess posted:Hope just leads to a lifetime of disappointment. Especially since expressing that hope will make someone do it out of spite anyhow 
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Brawnfire posted:Especially since expressing that hope will make someone do it out of spite anyhow I am tempted, I admit.
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It says something about the history of American cuisine that I didn't even skip a beat when y'all posted the Potato Fudge Sauce. I had every reason to believe that, in Middle America in the 50s, that was a real product. A whole generation of people who are terrified of flavors outside the narrow spectra of "bland" or "candy".
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 Black sesame brownie.   Same, but in lemon curd.
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Potato Jones posted:
Fuckin' would, so hard. I was in line with some friends at a sushi place in Japan and since we were gonna be waiting almost an hour, one guy went to get everyone ice cream. He came back with four different cones, three looked normal and one was this deep, ashen grey color. Everyone grabbed theirs and I was stuck with the nasty one. Turns out mine was black sesame and delicious and theirs sucked. They kept trying to trade and I told them to go gently caress themselves. Black sesame desserts are awesome even if they look AFP. 
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