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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Wait 'til your uncle hears about this

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Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008


OK, I can't totally be mad at a dude with XFL photoshop fanart. Ya got me Ben.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Invest in Sauvagine, no loving joke

Is this a "This is good cheese"

or a "Eat this cheese to have serious nightmares"

kinda deal

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Does his wife know?

Does she know?

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what
lmao derek challenged a dude then said he was going to sleep

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Zo posted:

Yeah double counting using transactions between shell companies to boost balance sheets is super super common in corporate fraud cases. It was hugely prominently used in propping up Enron for example. It's actually easier to do than straight up making up numbers, because making up believable numbers and a believable paper trail is way more work.

See also: http://www.cluteinstitute.com/ojs/index.php/JABR/article/viewFile/2180/2157

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....
At the speed this thread moves I feel like its its own forum self contained in games general.

What has happened besides the slow descent into bugs and madness?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

grimcreaper posted:

Is this a "This is good cheese"

or a "Eat this cheese to have serious nightmares"

kinda deal

Former, but I've never had the opportunity to eat enough for #2 to occur.


Mr.Tophat posted:

I am glad to hear genuine cheese advice in the face of my joke

:yeah:

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

BexGu posted:

At the speed this thread moves I feel like its its own forum self contained in games general.

What has happened besides the slow descent into bugs and madness?

dreams

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Former, but I've never had the opportunity to eat enough for #2 to occur.


:yeah:

If i ever get my hands on some, ill let you know how the #2 works out. Or, works itself out. Whichever has the better story.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

BexGu posted:

At the speed this thread moves I feel like its its own forum self contained in games general.

What has happened besides the slow descent into bugs and madness?

Some of us have discovered what is is to, 'just post'

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

BexGu posted:

At the speed this thread moves I feel like its its own forum self contained in games general.

What has happened besides the slow descent into bugs and madness?

Lime Tonics' round-up of today's madness is pretty good:

Lime Tonics posted:

Real quick,

Today we found out 15 dollars is needed to unlock a "disputed" account.

We found Bens stalk/wank stash/joke site.

Derek has found the company in germany is an illegal entity,

Everyone in this thread is a shill

Belts can't be reinvented.

Ship sales and free fly is burning.

In between all that, there are pro cat pics and gifs. Every page has something good on it.

Oh, and poster slapfighting that lasted for like 50 pages + and still going on.

That was just today.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
I can say yeah, I was there, I was part of forums history, I was part of crowd-funding history, I waited two weeks for Smart news. I was there when reddit archived this: gently caress YOU REDDIT YOU ARE THE WORST

RuckusRouser
Sep 28, 2015

Theres a lot of close ups of landing gear

DEREK SMART

D_Smart posted:

I know who you are. With your permission, I can provide 100% irrefutable evidence.

Do I have your permission?

DEREK SMART

Ragequit posted:

Absolutely, fire away commando.

DEREK SMART

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Goobs posted:

did sandi get fake boobs with backer money? or did she have them before?

Backer money, check the early videos

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

BexGu posted:

At the speed this thread moves I feel like its its own forum self contained in games general.

What has happened besides the slow descent into bugs and madness?
Well, it all started when Chris Roberts ignored a message from Derek Smart...

3 threads and 6000 pages later, here we are.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Mr.Tophat posted:

I can say yeah, I was there, I was part of forums history, I was part of crowd-funding history, I waited two weeks for Smart news. I was there when reddit archived this: gently caress YOU REDDIT YOU ARE THE WORST

This. Is. PERFECT.


Also,

RuckusRouser posted:

DEREK SMART


DEREK SMART


DEREK SMART


Yes. I laughed hard.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

TTerrible posted:

Sofiegirl: "What's behind your stare during RTV, what is that? What's happening in that head of yours?"

Jared: "Hello darkness my old friend"


:staredog: :staredog:

https://www.twitch.tv/stoutman_pr/v/60652098

00:46

:hfive: you are a god for posting this. Melkor add a + to this man's note

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

GAPE APE

Tippis posted:

Sommerset is practically in Wales, so it hardly qualifies either.

no just no. summerset can keep there scrumpy and roll there cheese on there side of the border.

Lord Kinbote
Feb 27, 2016

Turd Burglar posted:

lmao derek challenged a dude then said he was going to sleep

I'm sure the challenge is bookmarked.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

grimcreaper posted:

If i ever get my hands on some, ill let you know how the #2 works out. Or, works itself out. Whichever has the better story.

You can only get Sauvagine from Quebec, Canada. It is loving amazing.

Brie is like... the ugly stepchild of Sauvagine, but is a pretty good cheese if you've never had the latter.


I prefer softer cheeses though; I have no time for blue cheese.

Also, Oka, Edam, and Gouda are all okay-to-good cheeses but it depends on what you pair them with. gently caress... I have a cheese cookbook, want me to post some recipes from it (later)?

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Lord Kinbote posted:

I'm sure the challenge is bookmarked.

Google Chrome cloud bookmarked in my heart.

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

Lord Kinbote posted:

I'm sure the challenge is bookmarked.

hes gonna come up with some bullshit reason not to post his identity

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

GAPE APE

Ragequit posted:

Absolutely, fire away commando.

I have only read this far to this comment so I'm in awe. (hope this turns awesome) good call though.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
lol if you don't think Derek immediately entered the dreamscape in order to torment ragequit with personal information as he sleeps.

RuckusRouser
Sep 28, 2015

Theres a lot of close ups of landing gear

Jobbo_Fett posted:

You can only get Sauvagine from Quebec, Canada. It is loving amazing.

Brie is like... the ugly stepchild of Sauvagine, but is a pretty good cheese if you've never had the latter.


I prefer softer cheeses though; I have no time for blue cheese.

Also, Oka, Edam, and Gouda are all okay-to-good cheeses but it depends on what you pair them with. gently caress... I have a cheese cookbook, want me to post some recipes from it (later)?

Please post said recipes, I just recently fell in love with Sauvagine

Happy Sisyphus
Nov 13, 2013

You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

i thought derek was an ai does he need to sleep?

Haskell9
Sep 23, 2008

post it live
The Great Twist

grimcreaper posted:

Is this a "This is good cheese"

or a "Eat this cheese to have serious nightmares"

kinda deal

That is my definition of good cheese. Gorgonzola turns my subconscious into Quentin Tarantino and it owns.

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

Read through the last ~dozen pages. Wow, guys. You've outdone yourselves.

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

Derek seriously going to blue ball us AGAIN about this person's name? Schtick is getting old.

Edit: TWO WEEKS.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Haskell9 posted:

That is my definition of good cheese. Gorgonzola turns my subconscious into Quentin Tarantino and it owns.

Young Tarantino or fat Tarantino?

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

RuckusRouser posted:

DEREK SMART


DEREK SMART


DEREK SMART

He went to bed, let him develop his dream post and work backwards commando

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

RuckusRouser posted:

Please post said recipes, I just recently fell in love with Sauvagine

It's not hard to fall in love with a heavy cream folded a thousand times so well it could cut through stinking bishop

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
You fromage baka don't understand anything about culture

Tortolia
Dec 29, 2005

Hindustan Electronics Employee of the Month, July 2008
Grimey Drawer
Lol if you still expect Derek to straight up post poo poo without delays, theatrics and teases :cmon:

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

Tortolia posted:

Lol if you still expect Derek to straight up post poo poo without delays, theatrics and teases :cmon:

He's worn out the pre post hype at this point.

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what
i think derek passed out from all the blood rushing to his cig hate boner too fast

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Jobbo_Fett posted:

You can only get Sauvagine from Quebec, Canada. It is loving amazing.

Brie is like... the ugly stepchild of Sauvagine, but is a pretty good cheese if you've never had the latter.


I prefer softer cheeses though; I have no time for blue cheese.

Also, Oka, Edam, and Gouda are all okay-to-good cheeses but it depends on what you pair them with. gently caress... I have a cheese cookbook, want me to post some recipes from it (later)?

Post them recipes!

Also, Blue Cheese is amazing. Boar's Head brand is great. Theres another one i really like as well, known for the 'creamy' variety that is incredible but a bit pricey at $11 US per 4 ounce wedge. Ill try and remember the name.

Brie is ok depending on the type. Ive never bought any of my own accord. My grandparents are big in to brie. Edam is good. smoked goudas are great.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

ManofManyAliases posted:

Apparently not - I know things

Know how to post better?

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Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Know how to post better?

:vince:

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