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spacetoaster posted:-Anyway, it turns out my mom taped the news for me while I was away, so I have like a week of Kerri-Lee to go through... #13,502  Ben you disgust me in so many ways e: got new kitteh  Soo kawaii (^.^) Tijuana Bibliophile fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Apr 16, 2016 |
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spacetoaster posted:-Anyway, it turns out my mom taped the news for me while I was away, so I have like a week of Kerri-Lee to go through... #13,502 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
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D_Smart posted:nope. not my style. arrogance won't allow me to lie. at least not consciously. 
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Woke up, was 400 posts behind that  So pimping this again for those who are using the Derek Method™ewe2 posted:Goddamit I'm 500 posts behind because I worked on some parp for you all.
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Apr 16, 2016 13:40
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Apr 16, 2016 13:42
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Heh what a funny "joke" site
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Dogstoyevsky posted:Heh what a funny "joke" site Yeah if it was my site I would think it a bit embarrassing but cute all the same
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D_Smart posted:I know who you are. With your permission, I can provide 100% irrefutable evidence. Ragequit posted:Absolutely, fire away commando. Don't forget this!
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:
Like, he said these things (and more) publicly. On the internet forever. He's still posting on that website as of this morning.  I'm a dude, I get it that you occasionally see a hot woman and think something about her. But so over the top? And to put it down in writing? Publicly? wow 
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spacetoaster posted:-Anyway, it turns out my mom taped the news for me while I was away, so I have like a week of Kerri-Lee to go through... #13,502 I guess Nintendo recently fired their community manager because she had written some creepy paper in college defending Japanese perverts or something. I really don't know anything about it, but I understand that there are groups and activists out there who look out for the interests of women in gaming both in the industry and as consumers. I think they might like to hear about the public face of this 112 million dollar video game company, his record dealing with issues involving women of their forums, and the light shed on it all by his obnoxious and disturbing website.
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Please sympathize with CIG, they lost 15 bucks because of the leaver and are now having to devote precious CS time making a profile on the chargeback and its consequences.
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hakimashou posted:his obnoxious and disturbing website. Sickening and heartbreaking IMO
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ewe2 posted:Woke up, was 400 posts behind that Thank you friend, I saw it last night but had forgotten about it 
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hakimashou posted:I guess Nintendo recently fired their community manager because she had written some creepy paper in college defending Japanese perverts or something. I can't imagine what would happen if they fired Ben. NSFW? 
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spacetoaster posted:<Byydo> some guys try to un-circumsize themselves by hanging weights from their penis Next stream with Ben should have all Ben's quotes thrown at him from the chat. Yeah, lemme open my roberts... #1,791 erm... ICQ... I don't know why I said roberts instead of ICQ... #1,792 Hmmmm... we were the birthplace of Chris Roberts. #10,213 Chris Roberts stopped responding to my mail:~( #9,546 Poor stupid Chris Roberts. He wants to be a ral director. #10,893 Hey... I got mail from Chris Roberts... and I got the soundtrack... and nearly died... and went to work... and came back... #12,837 Chris Roberts had a crappy seat. So did his fiancee. #13,002 Yeah, Chris Roberts is getting married... #13,087 But on the other hand, it got Chris Roberts to notice me... #13,091 Wow, my clock is 12 hours slow. And to make matters worse, twas Chris Roberts who noticed. #18,677 I prefer the title loving geek... #14,613 Women are a lot like Descent: Freespace... once you've played with one for a bit, you go back to Wing Commander and you're just not interested anymore. #20,342 I rape all kinds of stuff. Lets watch Friends. #20,285 Things that use the word 'Free' suck... for example, 'Descent: Freespace'... cause, you know, nothings smarter than HAL... #2,923 Free fly... 
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Dogstoyevsky posted:Sickening and heartbreaking IMO Inivigilation teams are still investigating the truths.
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SelenicMartian posted:Next stream with Ben should have all Ben's quotes thrown at him from the chat. -Raping and pillaging go under the same singular broad title. Lets face it, if you're going to pillage, you'll also rape. And vice-versa. #18,710 It's the inevitable consequence of piracy you guys.
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spacetoaster posted:-Oh, I followed several women who looked sort of like Kerri-Lee around the science museum, but none of them turned out to be her:~( #13,846
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spacetoaster posted:I can't imagine what would happen if they fired Ben. I'm honestly doubting they will fire him, ever, because a) they'll flaunt the whole 'private company' poo poo like it matters in this case and b) the guy is such a monumental fanboy suckup and everyone knows by now that CR considers that to be the most valued trait in anyone that deals with such 'trifles' as community management. That said, CIG definitely deserves a thorough roasting by the wider gaming press for having these kinds of people as their employees and thinking it's just fine. quote:Women are a lot like Descent: Freespace... once you've played with one for a bit, you go back to Wing Commander and you're just not interested anymore. #20,342 He should tell that to his wife. I bet she'll find that to be a hil-ARIOUS 'joke'. CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 14:06 on Apr 16, 2016 |
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drat Dirty Ape posted:Inivigilation teams are still investigating the truths. -If I was going to rape 12 year old girls I'd get a vasectomy... but I'm not so I won't so there. #14,547 -Yeah, I could prolly take out several dozen of those 12 year olds once I get that Pilgrim Cross... #11,390 Get to it quickly my brethren.
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SelenicMartian posted:Next stream with Ben should have all Ben's quotes thrown at him from the chat. I'm the ceo hiring my #1 psychotic fanboy to work in close proximity to me and my family.
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CrazyTolradi posted:Someone has to be completely autistic and broken to say this and not realise that they sound like a serial killer. <LOAF> I want shiney insides in case I get taken apart my a serial killer, though. #21,884
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CrazyLoon posted:I'm honestly doubting they will fire him, ever, because a) they'll flaunt the whole 'private company' poo poo like it matters in this case and b) the guy is such a monumental fanboy suckup and everyone knows by now that CR considers that to be the most valued trait in anyone that deals with such 'trifles' as community management. Well, I'll leave that up to the people here that have actual contacts, or are reporters themselves. I wouldn't even have broadcast the website, or any of this stuff, off of SA forums. But then Ben goes and tweets it out to everyone.
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On the next user account spying on Something Awful on the behalf of Star Citizen: Eager to escape his roommate's constant flossing and long stares empty stares watching him sleep at night, Professional Bootlick Toast decides to find somewhere else to hang out for a night. An inexplicable chain of events involving no one really remembering he exists when he's not directly in front of them leads Toast to hang out at Ben Lesnick's place. Unable to himself, the plucky goofball breaks one of Ben's non-Wing Commander-related cardinal rules! What Toast finds down in that basement is a real news-breaker, but can he survive forsaking the Word of LOAF? Special Guest appearances by a host of actual legitimate German Auditors and one lost guy who thinks he's in the UK.
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spacetoaster posted:Well, I'll leave that up to the people here that have actual contacts, or are reporters themselves.
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All my life I've taken poo poo about being part Pilgrim. And I don't even know why... #10,122 If I order it overnight shipping... I can get my Pilgrim Cross just in time to wear to graduation. #13,173 I'm gonna make a big Pilgrim Cross out of sticks tomorrow, though. #16,355 I think LOAF: The Uniform will consist of an Ash hat, a Pilgrim cross and a UT shirt. And no pants, cause I don't need no frickin pants. #16,612 Living the dream...
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Look at this. From : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKVtEEltGXo&feature=youtu.be&t=11m53s 112 million dollars.
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This thread took a pretty dark with that hamkerristalker site. Even if it was all in jest - it is pretty poor taste, and even more so when he is a married man and works with (sort of) public relations/community management. As for the grey market / ship re-sale / charge back thing: This is why companies generally don't allow reselling of virtual items - customer support and handling charge backs / credit card issues (credit cards can bounce without fraud being involved) is expensive, aggravates customers and the grey market has no financial value for the company. Accepting the existence of the grey market only really makes sense if the company is either grossly incompetent or has an interest in artificially inflating and manipulating the perceived market value of in-game items. One thing is allowing the transfer of accounts - there is a legitimate business case for that. But "gifting" ships? They can't be unaware what this would lead to. As someone with an involvement in the industry, I probably shouldn't say this, but even if Star Citizen was actually delivering a working product, their business model is unethical and preys on individuals with poor impulse control and/or more severe mental issues. Yes, there are people who like sci-fi, have a lot of disposable income and don't mind the payment model - just like Farmville has players who have disposable income and a healthy interest in agriculture. But I guess some of the fans are having a good time with their dreams and projections, because that's what buying into Star Citizen is. And the people running the show know full well what they're peddling.
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SelenicMartian posted:Next stream with Ben should have all Ben's quotes thrown at him from the chat. Freelancer.
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I'm sure Chris would rather go out with me than some 'girl'... #3,491 Woo hoo! I've created a paper girlfriend... #6,827 Most girls are female too, which is why I don't have a problem with them... #7,187 I think I talked to a girl once... #11,416 I used to  a lot. But then my little girl died. Actually, colored wax doesn't really die, it just kind of degrades. #18,881I got some sunglasses, so now my victims won't see the trace of sadness in my eyes as I execute them. #20,331 I do not want it to be a hit. I don't want to go into school on Monday, March 15th and overhear people talking about how cute Chris Blair is and how cool SFX were... #10,935 Wish loving granted.
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PederP posted:This thread took a pretty dark with that hamkerristalker site. Even if it was all in jest - it is pretty poor taste, and even more so when he is a married man and works with (sort of) public relations/community management. If the dude who made stardew valley changed it to be a mobile app, dude would be a billionaire by now. 5 coins for a full energy recharge 99 cents. No penalty for staying out past 2 am, 10 coins $1.50, best value!
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Chalks posted:When did he post this stuff on his site? How old was he? mid 20s absolute earliest. Hes 35 now and most of it is dated 2007-08. He has posts all the way up to 2011,, right before he started with cig
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alphabettitouretti posted:Freelancer. Everything with Free in its name has caused him nothing but grief.
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Chalks posted:When did he post this stuff on his site? How old was he? He tweeted claiming it was during high school but the site was last updated 03, and a page back someone posted a screen grab of him talking about that news lady in 08. He was in his 20s. Efb and with greater accuracy
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Cao Ni Ma posted:I refuse to believe some of those quotes are real. I just cant Here sir, just change the search word in the address bar. Go on. Try it. http://trelane.hamtwoslices.net/index.php?query=kill
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