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<LOAF> No it's not. You can't change history. Oh, also, let me introduce you to my new friend... YOUNG HITLER. He hates Jews, but he'll also be a great leader! #20,967
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Io_ posted:No, although they are very child like. It's more that his website has so many genuinely lovely things in it that it seems petty and dumb to pick up on that. There's a real possibility that Ben has unhealthy ideas about children, and it's dumb of me to point out child-like pictures that he drew to appeal to other children? I mean, the valentine card says, hey, my dick is like a pufferfish when I think about you so forgive me if I am creeped the gently caress out by any of the possibilities/explanations edit: don't hold me to any of this poo poo, I'm just horrified at this entire loving thing and I am in no mind to soften my perspective gently caress that guy Mr.Tophat fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Apr 16, 2016 |
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:<LOAF> No it's not. You can't change history. Oh, also, let me introduce you to my new friend... YOUNG HITLER. He hates Jews, but he'll also be a great leader! #20,967 Spring-time for Ben-jamin in Ger-many!
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Songs to set a video of Ben's quotes to I Kill Children by Dead Kennedys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtqPlB-oC4w Black Highway by The Legendary Pink Dots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z47IHTC4wqE The Hill by The Legendary Pink Dots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxdVDIUsBWs But if you want to emphasise the news anchor angle the best bet is Maniac by The Legendary Pink Dots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgnu8ljEc6s
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SelenicMartian posted:Songs to set a video of Ben's quotes to More like The Legendary DINK POTS! Amirite?
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ewe2 posted:It started as a polka, its morphed into an angry ska. 
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Jon Do posted:Spring-time for Ben-jamin in Ger-many! <LOAF> Germany's always been fairly stupid, but it used to be in a different way. I took them in Germany, cause Germans suck... Like I wasn't headed out of Germany fast as my swedish made car could travel. #5,551
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Codependent Poster posted:Ben LOVES to talk about Hitler. Wonder why? quote:Say what you will about Hitler, he genetically selected some attractive women. #21,609 This dude has never had sex.
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what is the deal with nerds and lesbians ben these jokes suck Happy Sisyphus fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Apr 16, 2016 |
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Go out a couple of hours, return to find Ben apparently is pedo hitler. this loving thread
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skaboomizzy posted:I'm sure Batgirl is really looking forward to her next weekly show with Ben now.
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:<LOAF> Germany's always been fairly stupid, but it used to be in a different way. Benjamin "the only person I dont poo poo talk is my boss, because he's a christ-figure" Lesnick
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MeLKoR posted:Go out a couple of hours, return to find Ben apparently is pedo hitler. It's a mad mad mad mad mad mad mad 'verse
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Awww man, this poo poo is a goldmine If selling heroin to minors is a crime, then I guess you'd better lock me up. #18,808
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peter gabriel posted:I can't even I honestly wouldn't do a vid about this.
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Mr.Tophat posted:I honestly wouldn't do a vid about this. I've never had anything at arms length before as much as this whole thing There are people who will run and run and run with this, I am happier laughing at the game
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Happy Sisyphus posted:what is the deal with nerds and lesbians Nerds think lesbians hate men as much as nerds hate men. This is because self-proclaimed nerds have internalized the idea that "men" are all the athletic jock bullies from 80s teen comedies. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Apr 16, 2016 |
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Yes, eat all the semen sally, lick the head of my cock smooth and clean, so I can slip it back into you, pushing it deep in your soft mouth. #16,449
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Jesus. Whoever said that Ben was the Stimperor was right.
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I assume someone's compiling a similar database of outrageous quotes by Star Citizen believers for posterity after dereknarok smartpocalypse is over.
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Mr.Tophat posted:It's a mad mad mad mad mad mad mad 'verse Hopefully it is a needless concern but I'm still afraid someone with actual credibility (read: not us or Derek) is going to have to come from the outside, look at this stuff, and begin talking about it publicly. I mean, between a general "this was in the past, i have done stupid (or terrible) things in my past I wouldn't want to be held accountable for" pass, and shitizens being unable to question CIG... We're probably the only people looking at this stuff like "what the gently caress" and not "  those goons, digging bullshit up". Then again I am a terrible cynic.
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peter gabriel posted:I can't even i dont see how anyone could make a funny video out of this
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"The world's children feel the burden of the world's water crisis more than anyone. Each day it is estimated that 6,000 people lose their lives to diarrheal disease." Thanks, Earth Day website. I think the people who feel the true burden of 6,000 people dying of "diarrheal disease" are the worlds sewage workers. #21,645 Ben Loves Iraqi Children! <Frosty> *Have* we killed Iraqi children? <LOAF> I dunno. But I know if I invited any of those supposed children over to my house, they'd want to eat my beautiful cat. #21,157 You know what I don't get? People who keep complaining that we're killing Iraqi children. These people have clearly never met a foreigner before. #21,156 Hmmm, how much oil do I get for every Iraqi child who dies? Because, frankly, I really love oil. Can you think of one thing that's made of oil that isn't fantastic? #21,142 Didn't he work in a school? Why is he talking about circumstances surrounding children on IRC? This large woman had come to school to take her daughter out because she "didn't trust the system to take care of my child" And after getting the daughter out of school she'd stopped with the child to stand outside in front of the school to talk to the reporter. #19,471 We had one guy who came in with a transcript of six years of horrible grades and a letter saying he had ADD... and he thought we'd erase his record. People are the stupidest things ever. #19,091 You know what else is funny? None of this! <Trelane> A couple friends are in town for the night, so I'm leaving my room :/ <LOAF> That sucks:( That's why I don't have friends. Also because of Megans Law. It's the law about how you have to notify people that you're a child sex offender:( #20,284
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Sunswipe posted:More like The Legendary DINK POTS! Amirite?  That reminds me, let's search for "dink"... No hits? Apparently Ben has learnt a new word recently. peter gabriel posted:I can't even 
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Sorry guys, I’m tired of this. It’s not fun for anyone but your group and it’s tedious for anyone else posting to the forums. The level of toxicity the users posting to this thread adds to the forums is not acceptable. I am absolutely bored with the insane levels of smug pretense happening here. It’s not fooling anyone (other than regular users already keyed up about ‘Goons’ playing the same game as they are, and you sure showed them! Take that, pubbies!) and it’s just so uninteresting. “We’re just standing up for the little guy! Help we’re being oppressed! Etc.!” I have some good news for you: you’re a regular forum user and you don’t need to stand up for anybody. You don’t run the place. That’s the moderation staff’s job, and if they suck at it then I will fire them. They don’t suck at it right now, though. Your constant baiting isn’t changing my mind about that, it’s making me feel sorry for the group of people I put in the position of having to deal with you. It’s really, really obvious what’s happening, and no number of lengthy PMs about your views on how moderation is supposed to work are going to change that. The level of disrespect here is outrageous; absolutely no one believes you’re really here with obnoxious rule-skating signatures and stupid parody account avatars because you’re incredibly concerned with how a particular forum’s moderation works. But if that is a genuine worry: if Toast bans someone for being a Goon instead of for being an rear end in a top hat, let me know (via PM, not endless toxic thread) and I will fire Toast. Until that happens, this is just tiresome and makes the forums look bad to everyone. (And this is just a gut feeling, but maybe the moderator bias that you all claim to be so worried about above anything else in the universe would be more obvious to me if absolutely anyone other than the people posting to this thread were contacting me about it?) I will say that this is in no way a condemnation of all “Goons.” In following the Star Citizen threads at SA, it’s clear there are lots of Something Awful users who are interested in/excited about Star Citizen. You aren’t being haunted by some EVE reputation that you pretend to know nothing about… you’re giving the group a bad name right here (literally, in the name of your thread.) But of course you know that. SA is full of entirely reasonable people (myself included) who do all kinds of interesting things. Endless forum “shitposting” and trying to get moderators/staff fired isn’t one of those interesting things. Thread closed.
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You know how people try to string up smart by saying he associates with a neo nazi rape enabler, well the entirety of CIG associates with the same but also a pedo.
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MeLKoR posted:Go out a couple of hours, return to find Ben apparently is pedo hitler. CIG:The Days of our Lives 1)Will ben get fired? 2)Will money get a boyfriend? 3)will lando leave or did lando set ben up? 4)will sandi eat on camera? 5)will CR play his own game again? Burning questions for the show CIG:Days of our Lives! Check it out daily and dont miss an episode!
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Well this recent development sure sheds some light into CIG's moderation policies. gently caress you Ben.
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SNAP <LOAF> Well, God does hate Chinese people. But for an all-powerful being, he's not very good at killing us en-masse. #21,614
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peter gabriel posted:I've never had anything at arms length before as much as this whole thing yeah this kind of material resists the 'lighthearted mockery' approach, sadly
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EightAce posted:1) what you are reading is the very tip of the iceberg
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TTerrible posted:<Trelane> A couple friends are in town for the night, so I'm leaving my room :/ Welp. That's it. I'm going out to drink. Bye for a while thread, don't get it locked.
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