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dans
Nov 30, 2004

Grimey Drawer

try my previous account
https://esarahpalinonline.com/soap/?username=dans1120

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Haskell9
Sep 23, 2008

post it live
The Great Twist
dans what do you think about his shemale quote was it funny or was it super funny?

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Pvt.Scott posted:

keeping tabs on tabletop rpg indie guys is more my thing, so I haven't really kept up on the video games front.


Can you recommend a good one for my kids and I to play? We do Space Hulk, Battletech, and Deathstorm (pretty much every GW boardgame too). I've been looking for something new to try.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

i think dans changed his name from something like dans1000

CellarDweller
Jan 19, 2014

Down In The Pit... There's It!

Welp

Haskell9
Sep 23, 2008

post it live
The Great Twist
when you realize how cool and retarded Ben is you will tilt your head to the sky and file a chargeback

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.

ymgve posted:

Those quotes remind me of

code:
: c. On 11/27/11, MCMICHAEL wrote "all cp isn't rape, Sometimes the kids want it,
: Most of the time they NEED it." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: d. On 12/01/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I gotta plan ahead, can't have all my
: classmates knowing I walk around with 6 gigs of cp...on my keychain."
: MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: e. On 12/06/2011 in response to the question "How can you even be a pedo?"
: being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S Facebook page, MCMIAHERL
: wrote "anything younger than 16 is fine for me...thy have some 13 and younger
: stuff in here." MCMICHAEL claimed these posts were a joke.

: f. On 12/06/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I can fap to the came cp video for weeks,
: because it's sooo loving hot!" MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

.
.
.

: h. On 12/09/11, MCMICHAEL wrote "Yea, I carry around a 8 gb drive full of CP."
: MCMICHAEL'S response to being asked about this post was "I plead the fifth."

Is that that one poster who said he had a funny website, and then the rest of SA found out he was a gay furry?

dans
Nov 30, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Haskell9 posted:

dans what do you think about his shemale quote was it funny or was it super funny?

Being funny or not isn't the point, we were idiot edgelords shooting our mouths off, we never expected any of this stuff to go outside our little network of weirdos.

ideate
Aug 20, 2002

hey

this was mentioned a couple posts ago

even if you're 100% bullshit it's worth saying.

If you're a longtime friend of Ben's, could you please try to help him? he is honestly killing himself. For all the 'lol scam citizen' stuff, I don't want to see that.

He doesn't need to quit, or do anything like that. He just needs to start taking serious steps right now. I'd buy more dumb jpeg spaceships if I knew it would actually help him.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

dans posted:

Being funny or not isn't the point, we were idiot edgelords shooting our mouths off, we never expected any of this stuff to go outside our little network of weirdos.

"we never expected anyone to find out how creepy ben was"

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

dans posted:

Being funny or not isn't the point, we were idiot edgelords shooting our mouths off, we never expected any of this stuff to go outside our little network of weirdos.

did you know ben kept a publicly available website with all the dumb poo poo you wrote

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

dans posted:

Being funny or not isn't the point, we were idiot edgelords shooting our mouths off, we never expected any of this stuff to go outside our little network of weirdos.

Until Ben tweeted it and said he thought it was funny, right? lol

https://twitter.com/banditloaf/status/721130582361505793?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

dans posted:

Being funny or not isn't the point, we were idiot edgelords shooting our mouths off, we never expected any of this stuff to go outside our little network of weirdos.

...Until one of us advertised it to the world on Twitter.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

dans posted:

Being funny or not isn't the point, we were idiot edgelords shooting our mouths off, we never expected any of this stuff to go outside our little network of weirdos.

Well clearly, Ben thought it was a wise idea to recently post it on his public company-linked Twitter and on public RSI company forums, over which he is now grand poobah. A fine young lad you raised and I'm sure he's past all that now, what with him giving homophobes, racists and misogynists that send their dick pics to any woman in the community on said forums a free pass!

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

ideate posted:


If you're a longtime friend of Ben's, could you please try to help him? he is honestly killing himself. For all the 'lol scam citizen' stuff, I don't want to see that.


Happy birthday Ben!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

CrazyLoon posted:

Well clearly, Ben thought it was a wise idea to recently post it on his public company-linked Twitter and on public RSI company forums, over which he is now grand poobah. A fine young lad you raised and I'm sure he's past all that now, what with him giving homophobes, racists and misogynists that send their dick pics to any woman in the community on said forums a free pass!

Don't forget about the guy who posted child porn and only got a 7 day probation!

dans
Nov 30, 2004

Grimey Drawer

SquirrelGrip posted:

did you know ben kept a publicly available website with all the dumb poo poo you wrote

Yeah, I don't think I've thought of that page in fifteen years.

I'm not saying we were well-behaved netizens back in the day, I'm saying Ben isn't a creep, we were children when we made those websites, and all our in-joke bullshit should be taken with a grain of salt.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
Vinman, you ignorant slut...

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

CrazyLoon posted:

Well clearly, Ben thought it was a wise idea to recently post it on his public company-linked Twitter and on public RSI company forums, over which he is now grand poobah. A fine young lad you raised and I'm sure he's past all that now, what with him giving homophobes, racists and misogynists that send their dick pics to any woman in the community on said forums a free pass!

Hey, have you got any of that dickwulf stuff? I think it's pertinent now that we find this out about Ben. The company he keeps and all that.

I'd also like to throw that stuff where he was shutting down the female gamers when the CIG forums were starting out.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

he was probably trying to do it before one of the many obsessive weirdos who can't stop talking about this game did so

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Codependent Poster posted:

Don't forget about the guy who posted child porn and only got a 7 day probation!

wut?

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

dans posted:

I don't think any of us even remembered that website still existed for the last ten years


dans posted:

Yeah, I don't think I've thought of that page in fifteen years.



dans posted:

It's us holding on to dumb poo poo we did twenty years ago, it's not going to be particularly good, we were children.

LOL :clint:

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


Oh no, it's okay it was only anime CP so it's all above board you know.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

dans posted:

It's not like he's a creeper any more than the average FYAD poster is a creeper. I've said tons of stupid poo poo I don't believe in FYAD that I wouldn't say anywhere else, it's like that. It's performance. It's us holding on to dumb poo poo we did twenty years ago, it's not going to be particularly good, we were children.

im never growin up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9-Wz36A6ss

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.

There's a guy named Wulgeknight who may have had Child Porngraphic material found in his Clan invite or whatever the gently caress. This guy by the way has donated pledged at least 30,000 dollars to this Star Citizen bit, and has called in pizza for the developers while they were streaming. Some moderator did the probation, but it was Ben Lesnick who sided with his decision.

During this time I'd like to point out that, anybody that ever criticized Star Citizen or asked a specific question about a module of said game supposed to come out much, much sooner were permanently banned.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Oh no, it's okay it was only anime CP so it's all above board you know.

Oh, that's fine then. I'm sure it was just nose art for a starfighter or something.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

dans posted:

Yeah, I don't think I've thought of that page in fifteen years.

I'm not saying we were well-behaved netizens back in the day, I'm saying Ben isn't a creep, we were children when we made those websites, and all our in-joke bullshit should be taken with a grain of salt.
how much is he paying you

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Skoll posted:

If I were you, I would have just kept quiet about your association. You had to know as soon as you clicked "Submit Reply" that no one was going to see it from your side.

dans is cool

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Everyone who laughed at Star Citizen is gonna be laughing on the other side of their face when I finally get my $25,000 pretend spaceship. Then we'll see who "wasted their money" :smug:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Fargin Icehole posted:

There's a guy named Wulgeknight who may have had Child Porngraphic material found in his Clan invite or whatever the gently caress. This guy by the way has donated pledged at least 30,000 dollars to this Star Citizen bit, and has called in pizza for the developers while they were streaming. Some moderator did the probation, but it was Ben Lesnick who sided with his decision.

During this time I'd like to point out that, anybody that ever criticized Star Citizen or asked a specific question about a module of said game supposed to come out much, much sooner were permanently banned.

Don't forget he also was sending dick pics to women on the CIG forums. One of them happened to be a goon and she spilled the beans, and the photo, to us.

Ben didn't do anything about it.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Didn't Ben also ban a woman who was being harassed

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

dans posted:

Yeah, I don't think I've thought of that page in fifteen years.

I'm not saying we were well-behaved netizens back in the day, I'm saying Ben isn't a creep, we were children when we made those websites, and all our in-joke bullshit should be taken with a grain of salt.

So did you also join in on all the bashing against Eagle? And how did you feel about Ben's lovely obituary?

http://trelane.hamtwoslices.net/index.php?query=eagle

Darkpriest667
Feb 2, 2015

I'm sorry I impugned
your cocksmanship.

dans posted:

Being funny or not isn't the point, we were idiot edgelords shooting our mouths off, we never expected any of this stuff to go outside our little network of weirdos.


It's the internet, everything you do is public.

CrazyLoon posted:

Well clearly, Ben thought it was a wise idea to recently post it on his public company-linked Twitter and on public RSI company forums, over which he is now grand poobah. A fine young lad you raised and I'm sure he's past all that now, what with him giving homophobes, racists and misogynists that send their dick pics to any woman in the community on said forums a free pass!

And now we know why he gave them all a pass. I imagine this would be a good excuse to get a refund.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013

Skellybones posted:

Didn't Ben also ban a woman who was being harassed

Yes, for reporting the harassment and calling out the mods for not doing anything.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Skellybones posted:

Didn't Ben also ban a woman who was being harassed

Let's be fair though, did you see imagine how she was dressed?

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

spacetoaster posted:

Hey, have you got any of that dickwulf stuff? I think it's pertinent now that we find this out about Ben. The company he keeps and all that.

I'd also like to throw that stuff where he was shutting down the female gamers when the CIG forums were starting out.

The latter you're gonna have to get in touch with Lauresh, since I was absent for a month right when that happened, but as for the former, sure I'll retell the tale, since the parties involved are pretty much okay with talking about it by now (was less so certain on that half a year ago). I'll try to keep it short for the gibbis.

Basically, Star Citizen had a chat. In said chat a married woman meets mr. personality, DickWulf, who starts getting really 'friendly' with her the moment he finds out she is a FEMALE, gifting her free spaceship .jpegs and whatnot. And just 3 days after that, she gets this in her e-mail (whose address he got automatically through gifting said spaceships, thanks to CIG's non-existent security considerations):

:nws: :nws: :nws:



After which she has a rather...awkward as gently caress conversation with him about how it's not really cool, whose pics I don't have and for which you'll have to PM Raskolnikov (I'm certain she's okay with sharing them, but do note I'm addressing the guy I'm quoting here, not for every goddamn gibbis to spam her PM box).

So Raskolnikov, being her friend, complains about this to CIG moderators, about how it's really not cool this can happen to a married woman over the official site, and that it's not the first time with ole DickWulf and that there has been much talk of him doing it before. But mods stonewall her, saying: "Oh it happened over e-mail, outside of our jurisdiction!" while refusing to admit the only way he got her e-mail was because of how their gifting procedure is hosed up. So Raskolnikov tells off DickWulf publically in chat, that if he keeps doing this something bad will happen to him sooner or later, which the moderators interpret as her threatening to kill DickWulf and not only slap a probation onto her but also ban her from attending CitizenCon, Star Citizen's official yearly gathering, which she only finds out once she arrives there and only gets overturned, due to another big-time backer vouching for her.

So TL;DR - Misogynist rear end in a top hat (who himself is married) is prolly still stalking their forums, sending dick pics and any woman that complains about it gets punished, while he keeps on truckin' thanks to him spending 30-40k dollars on Star Shitizen. And all of which supervised and considered okay by good ole. :lesnick:

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Apr 18, 2016

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Now I need a program to generate thumbnails for 500 Kerri-Lee pictures. #21,119

Did ben just collect the first 500 photos of her?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

The framed pic represents a meme from his past that was funny to him and his friends.

It would be like someone framing a pic of barnacle jim, then taking a picture of it in their room, then years later having the pic discovered and you lose your job because it's discovered you have a framed picture of a piece of poo poo in your bedroom and people are taking it out of context

I had nothing to do with these people so I don't know poo poo but I've seen enough poo poo where someone does or says or posts dumb poo poo (i've done it plenty of times myself) then it comes back out of context and everyone gangs up shouting pedo rapist etc. and no one can say anything now because if they do they're a pedo rapist etc. defender/apologist

oh no im a pedo rapist defender / apologist :sad:

dans
Nov 30, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Codependent Poster posted:

So did you also join in on all the bashing against Eagle? And how did you feel about Ben's lovely obituary?

http://trelane.hamtwoslices.net/index.php?query=eagle

I didn't have anything against Eagle-1, I dunno what that drama was about, we were still friends until he died.

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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013

Maldoror posted:

oh no im a pedo rapist defender / apologist

Yeah it's this one.

e:Like even if it was all jokes, he was employed at a highschool for part of the time he was making them. So no, I don't give a gently caress if it ruins his life now, because it should have then.

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