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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Rainbow grilled cheese is getting out of hand.

http://www.popsugar.com/food/Rainbow-Grilled-Cheese-Recipe-41029936

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FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

That sort of thing should be a fluffernutter not a grilled cheese.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

I don't understand how someone can make a cheese sandwich with all that sugary poo poo on it in place of some onions, shallots and garlic.

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

FetusSlapper posted:

That sort of thing should be a fluffernutter not a grilled cheese.

That sort of thing looks like a kid put an action figure in their EZ-Bake oven and melted it between two slices of bread, not like food fit for human consumption.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

FetusSlapper posted:

They don't give you those little ceramic cups for the tea?

It comes in a little glass tumbler. They serve soft drinks in cans with straws, so they're the only glasses in the establishment unless you ask for water.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I feel like I understand even the dumbest poo poo in this thread in some sort of abstract way, but rainbow grilled cheese is totally beyond me.

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose

Mu Zeta posted:

What's the point of gravy on top of fries it will get soggy in 2 minutes. I would stick with mashed or smashed potatoes.

So poutine is like the Canadian version of nachos? I can dig that.

It looks like drinks in mason jars is now globally recognized as western culinary style. In Singapore, a lot of the western style restaurants served drinks in mason jars.

Edit:the Katering Show is great. "Some people use pressure cookers to make bombs, but today we are going to use it for cooking."

Deadly Ham Sandwich fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Apr 27, 2016

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


NESguerilla posted:

I feel like I understand even the dumbest poo poo in this thread in some sort of abstract way, but rainbow grilled cheese is totally beyond me.
It's not even visible when you don't tear the sandwich like that. And when you do tear it like that you have melting candy all over your fingers.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

NESguerilla posted:

I feel like I understand even the dumbest poo poo in this thread in some sort of abstract way, but rainbow grilled cheese is totally beyond me.

An utterly pointless exercise in excess with no real reason beyond "it looks good" adding no value whatsoever

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

Gridlocked posted:

An utterly pointless exercise in excess with no real reason beyond "it looks good" adding no value whatsoever

In today's vanity and validation obsessed culture, that is worth alot though. Of course I don't agree with it, but it isn't hard to see how poo poo like that came to be. It's a manic pixie dream sandwich.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I follow Runners World on Facebook. They posted this videos for "tacos". What an abortion.

https://www.facebook.com/RunnersWorld/videos/10153437727901987/

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

mds2 posted:

I follow Runners World on Facebook. They posted this videos for "tacos". What an abortion.

https://www.facebook.com/RunnersWorld/videos/10153437727901987/

Looks pretty good to me. I wouldn't call it a taco, though. Chicken salad, maybe?

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


It's a lettuce wrap and they are super good. Well, that one doesn't look super good but they can be.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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poo poo, I posted in the wrong food thread. That was supposed to go in the Anti-food porn thread. Looks terrible to me. Garlic and condensed milk, ugh.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Wow, a tiny bit of jalapenos with the seeds removed added to that strawberry jam? I'm glad they didn't add a dash of tobasco sauce, that'd be way too spicy for anyone to handle!

e: Who am I kidding, this is the food trend thread, I'm shocked sriracha didn't end up in that recipe

Solkanar512
Dec 28, 2006

by the sex ghost

NESguerilla posted:

I feel like I understand even the dumbest poo poo in this thread in some sort of abstract way, but rainbow grilled cheese is totally beyond me.

The twee bullshit is what really gets me.

might be wrong
Oct 11, 2012
I work at a restaurant that attracts a lot of fad diet types, and recently people have been coming in asking if we'll sell them our pasteurized cow/chicken bones for their "bone broth diet"

Are people really so out of touch that a completely standard beef/chicken stock is now this niche thing you have to get from special sources?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

might be wrong posted:

I work at a restaurant that attracts a lot of fad diet types, and recently people have been coming in asking if we'll sell them our pasteurized cow/chicken bones for their "bone broth diet"

Are people really so out of touch that a completely standard beef/chicken stock is now this niche thing you have to get from special sources?

yes. or throwing bones + water in a stock pot overnight is just super hard

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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might be wrong posted:

I work at a restaurant that attracts a lot of fad diet types, and recently people have been coming in asking if we'll sell them our pasteurized cow/chicken bones for their "bone broth diet"

Are people really so out of touch that a completely standard beef/chicken stock is now this niche thing you have to get from special sources?

I hope you are gouging the poo poo out of them for these bones.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go


Why would you take the simplest and most no effort sandwich there is and make it pointlessly complicated without improving it? You're going to spend ages making a stupid pile of melted cheese in bread.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Given that food kit services like Blue Apron and two others exist. Yes there are some people that are that stupid.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


might be wrong posted:

I work at a restaurant that attracts a lot of fad diet types, and recently people have been coming in asking if we'll sell them our pasteurized cow/chicken bones for their "bone broth diet"

Are people really so out of touch that a completely standard beef/chicken stock is now this niche thing you have to get from special sources?

Why wouldn't you just go to a butcher? They'll sell you a bag of bones for stock for like, $1.

might be wrong
Oct 11, 2012

mds2 posted:

I hope you are gouging the poo poo out of them for these bones.

I definitely passed their info along to the kitchen, separating stupid people from their money is the least I can do.

cash crab posted:

Why wouldn't you just go to a butcher? They'll sell you a bag of bones for stock for like, $1.

But they have to be pasteurized :downs:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

cash crab posted:

Why wouldn't you just go to a butcher? They'll sell you a bag of bones for stock for like, $1.

gently caress me, I should do that. I go ot Loblaws and get em for like $4.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
I want my beef bones pasteurized, but not my milk.

Marenghi
Oct 16, 2008

Don't trust the liberals,
they will betray you
Wait pasteurised bones, as in sterilised? I'm not sure of the steps of making bone broth but does boiling them in water come in at some point. Wouldn't that have much the same effects as pasteurising them?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
I roast mine to get extra flavour. Does that count?

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Marenghi posted:

Wait pasteurised bones, as in sterilised? I'm not sure of the steps of making bone broth but does boiling them in water come in at some point. Wouldn't that have much the same effects as pasteurising them?

These are not clever people.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

People who think that the workings of the world around them is literally magic will probably not be sharp enough to think of anything like that.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




NESguerilla posted:

I feel like I understand even the dumbest poo poo in this thread in some sort of abstract way, but rainbow grilled cheese is totally beyond me.

It's just food coloring.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


bunnyofdoom posted:

I roast mine to get extra flavour. Does that count?

Good plan.

It also depends on type of bones. I think we got pork feather bones last time. A 1lb bag made like... two stockpots of very rich broth.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

cash crab posted:

Good plan.

It also depends on type of bones. I think we got pork feather bones last time. A 1lb bag made like... two stockpots of very rich broth.

Pigs... pigs fly?.. :aaaaa:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Very few things make me more frustrated than Blue Apron.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Enfys posted:

Why would you take the simplest and most no effort sandwich there is and make it pointlessly complicated without improving it? You're going to spend ages making a stupid pile of melted cheese in bread.

It's got sprinkles though. The missing link of grilled cheese ingredients.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

might be wrong posted:

I definitely passed their info along to the kitchen, separating stupid people from their money is the least I can do.


But they have to be pasteurized :downs:

You're gonna end up making a big ol' pile (of cash) off dem bones.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

wrong thread

Enfys fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Apr 29, 2016

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

Pick posted:

Very few things make me more frustrated than Blue Apron.

Their astroturfing is fierce. They've got paid "blog entries" on a bunch of lovely clickbait sites and anyone who is even remotely critical gets overwhelmed by fake posters yelling at them.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
I knew nothing about Blue Apron when a friend of mine sent me a free shipment. :shrug: It was okay. I still have and use the ice pack and insulating bag that came with it. I don't think I'd pay to have it for myself but I can see how it might be convenient if you lived in a rural area and didn't have access to stuff like shiitake mushrooms and fresh mint.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Infused water is pretty stupid. I feel like it's a half-step away from being homeopathy. Just eat the damned fruit and drink the damned water and stop being a weirdo. (I admit those glass straws are pretty loving cute, though.)

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Oh hell yes it's Pimm's season soon, thanks for the reminder

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