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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
that is a good rear end dogge and i am jealous as gently caress of whoever owns all that land for that good rear end dogge to run around in

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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

http://i.imgur.com/kgM7WtV.mp4

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
That Corona sure is a good-rear end dogge, ah tell yah hwat

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

PenisMonkey posted:

Guess who's back at work!



Where do you work that you see all these awesome dogges?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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That dogge is the happiest thing I have ever seen

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dbG4wqN0rQ&hd=1
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PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Where do you work that you see all these awesome dogges?

At a dogge boarding/daycare.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Dogsitting a goldendoodle puppy next week :toot:

Gus Hobbleton
Dec 30, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

:sbahj:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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My girlfriend's friend just had her 9 month old pug stolen by literal Mexicans (she lives 5 miles from the border) and had to pay them $90 ransom to get him back after they contacted her through Facebook. This almost makes me want to unironically vote for Trump, to protect America's dogges.

I'm in the process of finding out their actual names and reporting them for felony theft!

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Booblord Zagats posted:

My girlfriend's friend just had her 9 month old pug stolen by literal Mexicans (she lives 5 miles from the border) and had to pay them $90 ransom to get him back after they contacted her through Facebook. This almost makes me want to unironically vote for Trump, to protect America's dogges.

I'm in the process of finding out their actual names and reporting them for felony theft!

wait

$90?

NINETY dollars?

how many dogs do you have to kidnap per day to make that a good return on two or three people's time?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Don't kidnap dogges for profit

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

holocaust bloopers posted:

Don't kidnap dogges for profit

if for no other reason than the profits are tiny

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

at the date posted:

wait

$90?

NINETY dollars?

how many dogs do you have to kidnap per day to make that a good return on two or three people's time?
They just wanted to pet a dogge, $90's just the gas money to go get it.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Just a heads up I'd do my best to kill anyone who tries to steal any of my dogges.

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


My wife said she would've had a harder time watching Keanu if it were about a puppy.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Speaking of Keanu, technically John Wick was about a puppy! Uh, in a roundabout way!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

CJacobs posted:

Speaking of Keanu, technically John Wick was about a puppy! Uh, in a roundabout way!

It began with a dogge, it ended with a dogge. Both dogges were good dogges, therefore movie was good.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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at the date posted:

wait

$90?

NINETY dollars?

how many dogs do you have to kidnap per day to make that a good return on two or three people's time?

They live in mexico, in a bordertown. $90 American is a decent haul. Her facebook messenger shows she talked them down from $150.



Also, got their names, reported them to the Sheriff's here and submitted to the nearest Border Patrol office.

Tomorrow after work I've been volunteered to take her to buy a gun and sign her up for safety classes

Don't steal dogges is the lesson

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Check out this corgi thing.

well HECK Phil
Feb 25, 2010
Toilet Rascal
My awesome dog Stella just doing some mad awesome poo poo.



US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Booblord Zagats posted:

My girlfriend's friend just had her 9 month old pug stolen by literal Mexicans (she lives 5 miles from the border) and had to pay them $90 ransom to get him back after they contacted her through Facebook. This almost makes me want to unironically vote for Trump, to protect America's dogges.

I'm in the process of finding out their actual names and reporting them for felony theft!

This justifies drone strikes on targets in Mexico imo

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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DownByTheWooter posted:

This justifies drone strikes on targets in Mexico imo

Agreed.

Gus Hobbleton
Dec 30, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
better idea: provide dogges to everyone so everyone has dogges and then nobody will have to steal dogges!

L0cke17
Nov 29, 2013

Gus Hobbleton posted:

better idea: provide dogges to everyone so everyone has dogges and then nobody will have to steal dogges!

Hard to steal anything when you are constantly petting your own dog!

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Hi, don't kill people over dogs, dogs don't want that

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Even $150 is a low as gently caress ransom which makes it hard to believe (not calling her a liar)


poo poo if they asked for my kidney as ransom I'd prob give it up

I mean how the hell did they even do the exchange. So many questions

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

SSG Dogge has 2nd platoon's weapons squad setting the standard.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
promote that dog

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Semper Fido

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Gordito posted:

My awesome dog Stella just doing some mad awesome poo poo.




What breed is that? Our dogge looks exactly the same.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
http://i.imgur.com/Orfwjiu.webm

well HECK Phil
Feb 25, 2010
Toilet Rascal

evil_bunnY posted:

What breed is that? Our dogge looks exactly the same.

She is a retriever with Chow Chow mix. I adopted her from a friend of a friend of a friend when I was stationed at Ft. Bragg. Best impulsive decision of my life.

Here's a little better shot of her; forgive my dumb, civy face being in the way:

well HECK Phil fucked around with this message at 10:48 on May 4, 2016

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

SSG Dogge is four months out from separating.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

holocaust bloopers posted:

SSG Dogge is four months out from separating.

Thats 28 months in dogge years

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
And still doesn't know how's he gonna pay for his 8 puppies

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

holocaust bloopers posted:

And still doesn't know how's he gonna pay for his 8 puppies

That dogge is enlisted as gently caress

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Good dogge, bad metronome.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Mak0rz posted:

Good dogge, bad metronome.

Good metronome because why are you trying to learn to play music instead of petting that dogge??????

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