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Larry Wilmore said that he knew after the Wolf Blitzer joke that pretty much his whole routine was going to be too harsh for that audience but OH WELL I kinda like doing it as a roast because it's more entertaining than unrelenting rear end kissing
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empireofcrime posted:Try to fight the secondhand embarrassment and "fellow kids" vibes from this article. I wouldn't say that if I didn't think this article wasn't trying to be serious in using RPG analogies to show how Clinton is the better candidate: Hillary is a total Sylvanas. A literal Banshee who had some bad stuff happen to her and you feel bad for all the smear campaigns but then you realize, oh wait, she is a horrible excuse for a human being after all. Yeah she isn't Bernie is keeping it cool and impossible to kill like Vol'jin.
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:02 |
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empireofcrime posted:Try to fight the secondhand embarrassment and "fellow kids" vibes from this article. I wouldn't say that if I didn't think this article wasn't trying to be serious in using RPG analogies to show how Clinton is the better candidate: "Politics should be thought of like a really lovely JRPG from twenty years ago, and Bernie is trying to stream a low-level run on Twitch which is obviously bad and you should root for him to lose" -- someone who really "gets" video games
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:11 |
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It's time for us to start spamming SMORC at Hillary. It's our path to victory at this point.
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:12 |
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What's gonna happen if Trump successfully runs to the left of Clinton on enough issues and uses her own poo poo against her? He's not going to back off because a wave of "progressive women" demand he stop being a bigot or some poo poo. He's not going to be timid about twisting the knife and people are going to eat it up. https://twitter.com/TheBpDShow/status/727831508241764352
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:13 |
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Posting at 8:15am cuz I'm old and get up early or else I'd poo poo myself. Also I have two new rat babies and I wanted to check on them and give them some melon I haven't thought of names yet so if anyone wants to give suggestions that's cool. Bernie Sanders y'all.
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:19 |
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Gravy Train Robber posted:Hillary is a total Sylvanas. A literal Banshee who had some bad stuff happen to her and you feel bad for all the smear campaigns but then you realize, oh wait, she is a horrible excuse for a human being after all. Clinton is any of a number of lovely video game politicians. Bernie has no obvious analogue, because political figures in video games that actually care about people don't live through the opening cutscene.
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Goobish posted:Posting at 8:15am cuz I'm old and get up early or else I'd poo poo myself. Also I have two new rat babies and I wanted to check on them and give them some melon Liam. Klob. Scrungus. Tim Russert.
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:21 |
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Bernie is Arthas and at some point he will become corrupted by unimaginable power in his quest to do right by us
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:22 |
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Ah, the sun rises after another state falls to our dark lord and master
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:22 |
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Hillary is going to Third Way so loving hard to try to pick up Never Trump Republicans. She isn't gonna even pay lip service to progressives. Hell. Even before Trump became the nominee she indicated a willingness to compromise on abortion.
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:24 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPNRh7tGES0 Parents of the century imo.
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:25 |
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Also enjoying all the 'trump has no chance in the general' chat. If yesterday didn't inspire any self reflection I guess nothing will.
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hey everybody this new full-time job I just started got me workin some long hours so I have less bernie thread time in any case I just wanted to drop by and say something to y'all ... bernie :bernget:
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:28 |
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are those rats mid coitus??
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:33 |
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Gravy Train Robber posted:Hillary is a total Sylvanas. A literal Banshee who had some bad stuff happen to her and you feel bad for all the smear campaigns but then you realize, oh wait, she is a horrible excuse for a human being after all.
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Thoguh posted:Hillary is going to Third Way so loving hard to try to pick up Never Trump Republicans. She isn't gonna even pay lip service to progressives. Hell. Even before Trump became the nominee she indicated a willingness to compromise on abortion.
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Krampus Grewcock posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPNRh7tGES0
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Acelerion posted:Also enjoying all the 'trump has no chance in the general' chat. If yesterday didn't inspire any self reflection I guess nothing will.
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:36 |
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I in no way think it is a sure thing that Trump will beat Hillary (or vice versa). But the Hillary-ites are saying right now exactly what the Republicans were saying a few months ago. Especially since while Trump is a lunatic and I won't vote for him and I'd never want him to be president, compared to somebody like Santorum, Huckabee, Jindal, Cruz, or half the other clowns the Republicans put up he's a lot less repulsive. They are all narcissistic clowns. At least Trump is a narcissistic clown who isn't also a theocrat.
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:41 |
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lol @ how vanilla Stewart was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaFZbkXImC8
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:43 |
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Cephalocidal posted:Clinton is any of a number of lovely video game politicians. Bernie has no obvious analogue, because political figures in video games that actually care about people don't live through the opening cutscene. I'm sorry, I can only understand politics through Warcraft references. Locker Room Zubaz posted:Bernie is Arthas and at some point he will become corrupted by unimaginable power in his quest to do right by us This guy gets it.
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:45 |
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Lord of Pie posted:Larry Wilmore said that he knew after the Wolf Blitzer joke that pretty much his whole routine was going to be too harsh for that audience but OH WELL omg please provide the link. hahaha I totally believe it, given his normal schtick
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:45 |
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lmfao good luck Hillary vs Trump, you're both corrupt as poo poo gently caress goddamn saw my balls off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyQXWz7k2Es
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:50 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I want you to know I googled wolfsbane and one of the alternate names it's apparently known by is Queen of all Poisons yeah i know, its absolutely stupid. dont even get me started on the casual homophobia and racism.. They just left. SIGH I need a vacation.
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:53 |
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Krampus Grewcock posted:Where can I get a Birdy button? That would make a perfect mother's day gift. I got mine when I went to the campaign office to volunteer.
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Mariana Horchata posted:are those rats mid coitus?? I mean they're both males but I won't judge them if they're gay and/or identify with a different gender. (They're just cuddling cuz they're a bit scared in the new environment )
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FuzzySkinner posted:Yes. This. Owns. The only reasons to be in Indiana are to attend college football games and attend Indycar related evets. Already a regular lurker in the Indycar thread. My college graduation present was a ride in the two-seater.
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# ? May 4, 2016 13:57 |
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Sashimi posted:Love how so many people seem to ignore that Hillary is Trump's ideal opponent since he has a mountain of personal and character destroying attacks to make with all the poo poo in her past and present. I'm waiting for Jeb! to get some PTSD flashbacks during the general now. Agreed. He will throw every personal and baseless attack he can think of. 90% will be rediculous, 10% will happen to be true. Clintons style of legalese-ing her responses isn't going to work. Trump will have five more acqusations out by the time she's done with one.
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# ? May 4, 2016 14:04 |
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What's up you meme-loving fucks
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# ? May 4, 2016 14:05 |
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I've been rewatching DS9 and I can't stop seeing Kai Winn as Hillary, send help
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YOU A loving HAT posted:I've been rewatching DS9 and I can't stop seeing Kai Winn as Hillary, send help holy poo poo Right down to the costumes
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ANGRYGREEK posted:holy poo poo Her "you may go, my child" to Kira in Sisko's office was so condescending-Hillary I almost did a spit-take at that scene XD Kept expecting her to say, 'Well you try running for something, DEAR" that and the whole exchange with them later where Winn's like "Why don't the prophets like me?" and Kira's like "Because you only care about your own ambition, not about the people you're supposed to lead or the ideals you claim to stand for. If you really want to earn everyone's respect, stop clinging to your office for your own self-aggrandizement and step down gracefully." And Winn's like "Uh, NO, the people of Bajor NEED ME, I'm the only one who can lead them! And why should I give up the high office? I EARNED IT. I worked hard within the system all my life! I deserve it!" it was just so loving on the nose I think the writers are psychic. I'm just trying to figger out who Gul Dukat is now. YOU A FUCKING HAT has issued a correction as of 14:17 on May 4, 2016 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:are those rats mid coitus?? Did somebody post a picture of trump and the Republican Party?
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YOU A loving HAT posted:Her "you may go, my child" to Kira in Sisko's office was so condescending-Hillary I almost did a spit-take at that scene XD
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# ? May 4, 2016 14:14 |
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YES THIS THISSSSSS
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YOU A loving HAT posted:What's up you meme-loving fucks Hailing Satan, posting 'bout Bernie. The usual.
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# ? May 4, 2016 14:17 |
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Bernie is Sir Arthur and the Democratic primary is Ghosts and Goblins. It's pointlessly difficult because the people who designed the thing don't actually want you to get to the end and there's a bunch of big gently caress yous at every level. And even if you do finish it it turns out you have to go through the whole thing all over again to get the real ending.
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# ? May 4, 2016 14:18 |
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i am so looking forward to when dead gay sanders bends his knee and prostrates himself in front of the hillary
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I'm eagerly waiting for the inevitable merging of DS9 and politics, where Hillary realizes no one's ever going to like her the way they like Bernie and she casts off her robe and sacrifices a fellow politician to the fires of the pah-Wraiths and/or republicans. and is still rejected as their emissary and burns for her hubris
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