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Lycus posted:A pirate king with an eye patch might as well have a parrot on their shoulder too. imo he should def have a parrot and a pegleg, hook hand and poo poo hell, he could also be a secret YAAARgaryen kcroy posted:I haven't seen the episode yet, but my mom emailed me at 3 am about how Tyrion's mother was raped by the mad king and he is a targaryen. Please loving tell me this was in the show last night. ha, these are really good have many people thought about bob being john's dad before? Fhate posted:I wouldn't be surprised. They never mentioned it in the show, but Rob legitimized Jon before he died, and since Jon has technically died, his oath to the Night's Watch is fulfilled. If both those facts were known he'd be Jon Stark, King in the North. Umber, Manderly, Mormont, and virtually every other northern house would rally to his cause in an instant, not to mention the enormous horde of wildlings who have nobody better to follow. drat, it is fulfilled Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 07:23 on May 3, 2016 |
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I'll just leave this here if anyone cares. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAAp_luluo0
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Oh my god
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I can't really wade through the toxic levels of irony here but are people unironically trying to say Robert is Jon's dad and also Tyrion is a secret Targaryen? Did we go back in time or something?
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Malpais Legate posted:
1. not really, 2. maybe, depends on how much of a hack GRRM is the dragons being cool with Tyrion is a sliver of evidence in favor of it
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Maybe the dragons just like people who are chill and not total douches about how they're huge firebreathing lizards.
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Bob is Jon's papa, it is known
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Bob is Jon's papa, it is known mcustic posted:Jon Snow, black of hair "Did ya fook any girls?" "...one." "That's it? So ya fancy the boys then, do ya? Gods!" "What? No!" "Then what are ya waitin' for? Winter's a long time, go out there and have a Snow-storm!" In conclusion, I declare this theory to be called Snowstorm because Robert was lord of the Stormlands and Jon Snow's last name is Snow. Thank you for your time.
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MrSlam posted:The force-ghost of King Robert visits a resurrected Jon. Seconded.
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MrSlam posted:The force-ghost of King Robert visits a resurrected Jon. Already better than the current season.
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Just had it pointed out that Melisandre is sitting under a bunch of blankets in the scene where Davos comes in. Mel is never cold, so that was a neat touch to show that she's lost faith. I'm assuming because it was subtle and clever that D&D didn't come up with it, and it was probably a book nerd on set.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Just had it pointed out that Melisandre is sitting under a bunch of blankets in the scene where Davos comes in. Mel is never cold, so that was a neat touch to show that she's lost faith. You know drat well they just forgot her never getting cold was a thing.
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MrSlam posted:The force-ghost of King Robert visits a resurrected Jon.
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I liked it a little better when I thought that exchange is what brought him back
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SirKibbles posted:You know drat well they just forgot her never getting cold was a thing. This. Also, you know GRRM is writing that Jon wargs into Ghost now, throwing out 8 chapters and adding two more years until TWoW is released.
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nooneofconsequence posted:How does an 8 foot tall man in full armor sneak up on someone without making a sound He didn't. You could hear him walking up as the drunk-as-gently caress dude was taking a piss. CaptainRightful posted:The Manderlys got name-checked last night, so there's still a slight chance for Frey pie. The "up next on..." thing showed a guy presenting a gift to Ramsay, it wasn't a Manderly talking was it? In the inevitable showdown if the Marderlys aren't fighting Ramsay's forces it's going to be loving weird though. But at the same time the show doesn't have a reason to do so because it hasn't shown that plot at all.  Still, the upcoming battle's going to be cool. I want to see them slap together some armor for Wun Wun and just watch him run around the battlefield as a massive living siege weapon.
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Evil Fluffy posted:The "up next on..." thing showed a guy presenting a gift to Ramsay, it wasn't a Manderly talking was it?
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Cornwind Evil posted:I'll just leave this here if anyone cares. Tolkien is rolling in his grave. Martin is rolling in his gravy.
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MrSlam posted:There is room in this world for a Mel Brooks Game of Thrones parody This is something I didn't know I needed in my life til right now. Mel Brooks riffing off fantasy knights and dragons and poo poo would be awesome.
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ruddiger posted:This is something I didn't know I needed in my life til right now. Mel Brooks riffing off fantasy knights and dragons and poo poo would be awesome. "It's
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SirKibbles posted:You know drat well they just forgot her never getting cold was a thing.
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Cornwind Evil posted:I'll just leave this here if anyone cares. i'm the computer
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:poo poo I thought Mel Brooks died 15 years ago. You should watch is "Live at the Geffen" stand up show. He's in his eighties and he's still a riot.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Just had it pointed out that Melisandre is sitting under a bunch of blankets in the scene where Davos comes in. Mel is never cold, so that was a neat touch to show that she's lost faith. She's also pregnant in real life, and I don't know how pregnant she was at the time of filming, but so far they've made sure not to show her mid-section on the show (at least from the front). The blankets might have just be an "oh poo poo, how do we hide her pregnancy?" situation.
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Cornwind Evil posted:I'll just leave this here if anyone cares. Pro click
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Tolkien wrecks bitches from beyond the grave, each year, every year. (are the rhymes always that cringeworthy because wow)
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Of course Tolkien wins and of course it's cringey as gently caress. He'd hate that, even though he definitely deserves the victory.SirKibbles posted:You know drat well they just forgot her never getting cold was a thing. There's plenty of actually dumb things to mock about the show, there's no need to make things up. This is pretty clearly them following up on her losing faith. Cavelcade fucked around with this message at 11:52 on May 4, 2016 |
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Mnemosyne posted:She's also pregnant in real life, and I don't know how pregnant she was at the time of filming, but so far they've made sure not to show her mid-section on the show (at least from the front). The blankets might have just be an "oh poo poo, how do we hide her pregnancy?" situation. They missed out on an opportunity to have pregnant Melisandre use fire magic to give birth to a new baby Stannis complete with Stephen Dillane's 59 year old head. 
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MrSlam posted:They missed out on an opportunity to have pregnant Melisandre use fire magic to give birth to a new baby Stannis complete with Stephen Dillane's 59 year old head. I would have accepted this, if they did it without her glamour.
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Fargo Fukes posted:Really loving terrible song lyrics are Tolkien as gently caress though. Misty Mountains Cold is a great song and I will fight you about this.
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Mnemosyne posted:She's also pregnant in real life, and I don't know how pregnant she was at the time of filming, but so far they've made sure not to show her mid-section on the show (at least from the front). The blankets might have just be an "oh poo poo, how do we hide her pregnancy?" situation. She announced her pregnancy about a month ago. As Cavelcade said, sometimes the people making this show do things for legitimate story reasons.
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Fargo Fukes posted:Really loving terrible song lyrics are Tolkien as gently caress though. I'll take random Hobbit drinking songs over pretty much anything sang in ASOIAF.
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CaptainRightful posted:She announced her pregnancy about a month ago. As Cavelcade said, sometimes the people making this show do things for legitimate story reasons. Play with her arse!
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Evil Fluffy posted:I'll take random Hobbit drinking songs over pretty much anything sang in ASOIAF. Rains of Castamere is way more dope than the stupid hobbit songs. Only good song from Tolkien is down down to goblin town.
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