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wafflemoose
Apr 10, 2009

Bigger garages? Yes please! :fap:

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Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

As always, looking forward to new content.

New video, including bus shenanagins and titties/Mr_Dread bailing from said bus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAwfviQ4ln0

Sadly, I just wish I had the footage of Aardmania having sex with a hooker while CBJSprague24 creepily took pics from outside the car. Didn't get the footage somehow. :(

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Starhawk64 posted:

Bigger garages? Yes please! :fap:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Wee Bairns posted:

As always, looking forward to new content.

New video, including bus shenanagins and titties/Mr_Dread bailing from said bus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAwfviQ4ln0

Sadly, I just wish I had the footage of Aardmania having sex with a hooker while CBJSprague24 creepily took pics from outside the car. Didn't get the footage somehow. :(

Thanks for including me in your video senpai

E: grinding cash to buy more pixels on PS4, hop in if you want. PSN: mr_dread

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Haven't been playing this for a while... Why do some folk have a star next to their name now?

And why is it people can get hydra missiles to lock on to me/my car in freeroam, but I can never lock on to them?? (PS4 btw, not pc)

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
Double contact mission cash makes me wanna cry, I'm so happy.

Anime_Otaku
Dec 6, 2009
It just occurred to me that the moving products around the city will probably be an escort mission, like the Series A finale unless you can use a 4 door or a van that isn't full of whatever you're hauling around. That might mean it's time to get a turreted land vehicle. I know that basically if it's Insurgent vs Technical, the Insugent has more seats and armour with a less exposed gun position but the Technical has a more damaging gun and might be faster(?), how does the limousine stack up to them?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Buschmaki posted:

Double contact mission cash makes me wanna cry, I'm so happy.

When is that happening? I could only find references to one back in February.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

Anime_Otaku posted:

It just occurred to me that the moving products around the city will probably be an escort mission, like the Series A finale unless you can use a 4 door or a van that isn't full of whatever you're hauling around. That might mean it's time to get a turreted land vehicle. I know that basically if it's Insurgent vs Technical, the Insugent has more seats and armour with a less exposed gun position but the Technical has a more damaging gun and might be faster(?), how does the limousine stack up to them?

middle ground between the 2.

e:
as much fun as I'm having spawning mad max vehicles and flying time-blistas this update will be a disaster on pc unless it comes with a robust anti cheat system.

Jose Mengelez fucked around with this message at 13:15 on May 10, 2016

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

Fun times yesterday during the day, filled with many random encounters!


BACK IN TIME!


Buckshot/Hellfaucet smoke break


A wild Trevor appears!


Surfin' bird


Overseeing the meth cooking operation


A nice young lady offered me her services


I treated her to some romance, needless to say things got HOT and HEAVY!

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc2U8YIw2HM

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Wee Bairns posted:

As always, looking forward to new content.

New video, including bus shenanagins and titties/Mr_Dread bailing from said bus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAwfviQ4ln0

Sadly, I just wish I had the footage of Aardmania having sex with a hooker while CBJSprague24 creepily took pics from outside the car. Didn't get the footage somehow. :(

Notes:
I had a 5th place finish in the lawn mower race sealed up until I missed the final checkpoint and waffled hopelessly below it.

If this ship's a rockin', it's the beer truck a'...something, something "_ockin'".

I just wish she'd have let me sit in the back seat and be super creepy. I'll see if I can figure out how to get my Snapmatic pics of the action.

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Wee Bairns posted:

As always, looking forward to new content.

New video, including bus shenanagins and titties/Mr_Dread bailing from said bus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAwfviQ4ln0

Sadly, I just wish I had the footage of Aardmania having sex with a hooker while CBJSprague24 creepily took pics from outside the car. Didn't get the footage somehow. :(

I'm on the TV on the Internet!

Good poo poo man


Duke Chin posted:

Haven't been playing this for a while... Why do some folk have a star next to their name now?

And why is it people can get hydra missiles to lock on to me/my car in freeroam, but I can never lock on to them?? (PS4 btw, not pc)

I don't know what star by people's name you're referring to... ?


but I have noticed that when I am a VIP or a bodyguard I can lock on to players driving around sometimes from the Buzzard while we are doing VIP work, so that's probably what that is

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

Jose Mengelez posted:

middle ground between the 2.

limo is really good IMO, especially since you can spawn it on demand with the VIP system as opposed to having to go to one of the usually inconvenient Pegasus drop locations for a gun Insurgent. Technical will just get you hosed up, it's too wide open even with that powerful gun on it.

I own both the gun limo and the gun insurgent, and I've used the former several times and the latter zero times. I've used the stupid Kraken sub more often than the gun Insurgent. That may change with this update I guess but ... ehhhh probably just gonna keep spawning the limo.

also jose what update has ever come out with robust anticheat? Every update is a shitshow :v:

Psion fucked around with this message at 03:36 on May 11, 2016

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Jose Mengelez posted:

middle ground between the 2.

e:
as much fun as I'm having spawning mad max vehicles and flying time-blistas this update will be a disaster on pc unless it comes with a robust anti cheat system.

I only ask that R* makes it a little less painful to make money without resorting to Shark Car....oh what am I saying ahahahahaahahahaahahah :suicide:

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



hellfaucet posted:

Fun times yesterday during the day, filled with many random encounters!


BACK IN TIME!


Buckshot/Hellfaucet smoke break


A wild Trevor appears!


Surfin' bird


Overseeing the meth cooking operation


A nice young lady offered me her services


I treated her to some romance, needless to say things got HOT and HEAVY!

What the hell, you guys are just spawning watever the gently caress online now?

What hath I missed????????

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Do people still play this game? Last time I tried it was buggy as poo poo. But that was a long time ago.

Icedude
Mar 30, 2004

Duke Chin posted:

Haven't been playing this for a while... Why do some folk have a star next to their name now?

They have a wanted level. It should have a number in it showing how many stars they have.

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

blue squares posted:

Do people still play this game? Last time I tried it was buggy as poo poo. But that was a long time ago.

No. No one does. Move on.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Wee Bairns posted:

No. No one does. Move on.

Noooo I just wanted to play with you again Wee Bairns

edit: Wow I have completely forgotten how this game works.

blue squares fucked around with this message at 21:50 on May 11, 2016

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

It'll come back to you pretty drat quick. After all, not much of the core mechanics have changed. But it'll be wise to save any money you earn, as it looks like we might be getting some significant content (and thus, money sinks) in the near future.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I hate the character I made way back when. How long will it take to get back to level 14 with $250k? I don't want to start over if it's gonna take a long time.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

blue squares posted:

I hate the character I made way back when. How long will it take to get back to level 14 with $250k? I don't want to start over if it's gonna take a long time.

Few hours of play. Especially if you get a group of four to run through heists with.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Damnit, I've got the urge to play again and finally got the cable hooked back up. PC Krew, i,'ll be on in a few hours for shenanigans:v:

Akion
May 7, 2006
Grimey Drawer
I've been playing again. gently caress I need money. :(

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS
I'm just gonna join coupe's organization and let him spend all the money to be a druglord or whatever this update brings.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

blue squares posted:

I hate the character I made way back when. How long will it take to get back to level 14 with $250k? I don't want to start over if it's gonna take a long time.

Ask Rockstar for a visit to the plastic surgeon, IIRC they're nice about handing those out if you ask. Level 14 won't take too long, though.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
Picked a dune buggy to cheat, plan backfired.
(The links are huge)
https://gfycat.com/AmusingGeneralCoypu


:smith:
https://giant.gfycat.com/AncientAlarmedBluefish.webm


Owned
https://gfycat.com/CriminalLimpingBeauceron


Starhawk, why
https://giant.gfycat.com/RevolvingOrderlyCuckoo.webm


This one was weird, we suspect someone placed a sticky but nobody heard it. There were a lot of us in that Titan.
https://fat.gfycat.com/RightAncientAntarcticgiantpetrel.webm

How to end a teammate in Rockets vs Insurgents
https://gfycat.com/MerryExcitableDromaeosaur

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
https://fat.gfycat.com/HideousReasonableIndianabat.webm


This one gets its own post.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!


I'm so glad you got a gif of this :v:

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
Futon, its cool.
https://gfycat.com/DeterminedDecentAoudad


Coupe is skilled beyond his years.
https://gfycat.com/FreeAthleticGrouse

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
e:

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!


I am so, so happy this took place tonight :allears:

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


:argh: My two week bans up tomorrow, can't wait to see if they've taken all my funbux too!

Did you know: you can't appeal a ban at all, the ticket system auto resolves/closes all appeals.

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

I'm switching over to night shifts tomorrow so I'll be up late tonight if anyone else fancies a few rounds on the PS4 tonight. PSN Spartacist.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

Psion posted:

also jose what update has ever come out with robust anticheat? Every update is a shitshow :v:

We got a couple weeks of peace with the executives and other criminals update. They obfuscated the natives enough to throw the modders off for a short while a few times before that.
Also, I can sense a large banwave tingling in my bones.

YET ANOTHER FAG
Mar 6, 2003

by R. Guyovich

Zigmidge posted:

Coupe is skilled beyond his years.
https://gfycat.com/FreeAthleticGrouse

This was amazing. Coupe is too good at this game.

let's do it all over again tonight

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Zigmidge posted:

Coupe is skilled beyond his years.
https://gfycat.com/FreeAthleticGrouse

I'm down for this.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

Psion posted:

I'm just gonna join coupe's organization and let him spend all the money to be a druglord or whatever this update brings.

fear not my friend, the elite organization known as 'Troupe Deville' will go bravely into trafficking contraband when the time is right :homebrew:

Zigmidge posted:

Picked a dune buggy to cheat, plan backfired.
(The links are huge)
https://gfycat.com/AmusingGeneralCoypu


:smith:
https://giant.gfycat.com/AncientAlarmedBluefish.webm


Owned
https://gfycat.com/CriminalLimpingBeauceron


Starhawk, why
https://giant.gfycat.com/RevolvingOrderlyCuckoo.webm


This one was weird, we suspect someone placed a sticky but nobody heard it. There were a lot of us in that Titan.
https://fat.gfycat.com/RightAncientAntarcticgiantpetrel.webm

How to end a teammate in Rockets vs Insurgents
https://gfycat.com/MerryExcitableDromaeosaur

Zigmidge' GIFs are a wonderful treat :allears:

especially these ones - vvvv

The grinder tasted of coupe's flesh and found it wanting

I have transcended death and the Issi Grinder; my legacy is assured :c00lbutt:

T1g4h posted:


I am so, so happy this took place tonight :allears:

I am genuinely surprised that you enjoyed riding the paleto chillwave tiggah

plz remember to like and subscribe :grin:

YET ANOTHER FAG posted:

This was amazing. Coupe is too good at this game.

let's do it all over again tonight

you flatter me goonbro

also I am down for more GTA if you are buckshot :black101:

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