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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Someone edit Vince.gif to have him looking at Cass and then have the :vince: part be when Enzo smacks his head on the rope.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


At least Kane didn't do it

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

If you watch the tapes again closely you'll see Enzo's head moving back, and to the left. Back... and to the left.

UpfrontSalmon
Nov 4, 2011

I prefer the term "Battle FROG."

projecthalaxy posted:

it's not every day you hear the dumbest theory you ever heard. it's today.

I can probably come up with worse conspiracy theories if you're interested

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


sticklefifer posted:

Someone edit Vince.gif to have him looking at Cass and then have the :vince: part be when Enzo smacks his head on the rope.

Just put a rope in front of :vince: and rename it :enzo:

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


We'll all be proven wrong when next week on Raw Vince utters the activation phrase "tag....title....opportunity" and like the Winter Soldier, the Vaudevillians rise up and destroy all world government.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i know it's all just his act but enzo is so hyper and off the wall that it doesn't surprise me at all that he would injure himself by running into something too hard

VileLL
Oct 3, 2015


Vince had Perro Aguayo killed to destroy Mysterio's drawing power you heard it here first

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

By the by, last night on Impact Maria referenced Meltzer by telling Gail Kim and Mia Yim to have a match "that would get five stars from Davey M".

https://twitter.com/MariaLKanellis/status/730218582848770048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

the salt is real

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
#ShaveyS

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

she thinks thats why the young bucks are over

UpfrontSalmon
Nov 4, 2011

I prefer the term "Battle FROG."
#notjournalist #scumbags #TNA2016

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

maria rules

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
Edit: Whoops

I'll just use this accidental double-post to say that I'm going back through Botchamania and I'm seeing several moments where wrestlers that should know better are moving the heads of people that have just suffered concussions. The likes of Kane with William Regal and Jake Roberts with Ricky Steamboat. I'm betting there is a long list of people that did it unknowingly, so to single out Simon Gotch like that is rather unfair of Austin.

AMReese fucked around with this message at 20:46 on May 11, 2016

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
Is that as bad as Josh Matthews referencing Botchamania and not understanding it?
https://twitter.com/realjoshmathews/status/729480509684736001
https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/729607295152345088
https://twitter.com/realjoshmathews/status/730203981864144896
https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/730322863547404292

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Maria has a nice butt and Simon Gotch tried a political hit.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

He should welcome Josh because like TNA his brand is based around other people's content.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
TNA morale rises when its stars are featured on Botchamania.

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

sticklefifer posted:

TNA morale rises when its stars are featured on Botchamania.

Well Botchamania probably does get more views than PopTV does.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Most wrestlers would rather end up in Botchamania than TNA

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

of course Josh Mathews would watch one of those sub-WorldStar clips and be enthralled in it. loving peasant.

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

Mob posted:

Most wrestlers would rather end up in Botchamania than TNA
With some of the people Maffew has gotten to introduce Botchamania, including Matt Cross, Adam Cole, and Meltzer, I don't doubt that.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Mob posted:

Most wrestlers would rather end up in Botchamania than TNA

Those things are less mutually exclusive than they would like

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

UpfrontSalmon posted:

Because it's WWE I wouldn't be surprised if Vince had Gotch injure Enzo intentionally. Like...I KNOW THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN but you could HEAR Vince in JBL's awed "Look at the size of Cass. O_O" when they debuted on RAW. They already tried to break the two of them up before and I can definitely believe Vince would want any excuse to get Enzo away from a giant man who can talk okay.

If you told me Vince went to Gotch like "shoot murder Enzo Amore" and Gotch was like uh no and Vince was like "I'll give you a tag title shot on a Pay Per View" and Gotch is like uh fine I would be like ew, yeah, maybe.

I never thought I'd see something dumber than the guy who earnestly thought that, during that Sin Cara vs Sin Cara feud a few years ago, one of them was called "Sin Cara Négro" so Vince would have an excuse to come out and say "Negro? You mean like Obama?" on live TV, but you came awfully drat close here.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

flashy_mcflash posted:

By the by, last night on Impact Maria referenced Meltzer by telling Gail Kim and Mia Yim to have a match "that would get five stars from Davey M".

https://twitter.com/MariaLKanellis/status/730218582848770048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

the salt is real

Is Maria doing a "Brainwashed TNA Drone Who Believes Dixie's Claims That Meltzer Wants To Destroy The Company," Gimmick, or is it a shoot?

TNA, BLURRING THE LINES BETWEEN FANTASY AND REALITY YET AGAIN!

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004

flashy_mcflash posted:

By the by, last night on Impact Maria referenced Meltzer by telling Gail Kim and Mia Yim to have a match "that would get five stars from Davey M".

https://twitter.com/MariaLKanellis/status/730218582848770048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

the salt is real

She was obviously talking about me.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

People in TNA are very scared they will never be back in WWE making real TV money so they tweet whatever they are told to tweet

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

And if you don't believe me the prosecution calls Eric God drat Young to the stand

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
Considering TNA owed $15,000 to both Young and Roode, it seems the TNA talent is the last to find out that not making TNA money is better than having no money at all.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/Rhyno313/status/730568920688627712
https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/730569215539859457
https://twitter.com/WWEPeytonRoyce/status/730558510761672704
https://twitter.com/_StarDESTROYER/status/730549657047343104
https://twitter.com/TheEddieEdwards/status/730553055985475584

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

:siren: :iceburn: :siren:

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
Does Dana Brooke have a pet rat or something? :confused:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i am a big fan of Friendly Local Politician Rhyno

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Alaois posted:

i am a big fan of Friendly Local Politician Rhyno

Soon as he gets into office we all know he's going to turn heel and we'll find out he was in the pocket of Cyrus the whole fuckin' time.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Vince MechMahon posted:

Soon as he gets into office we all know he's going to turn heel and we'll find out he was in the pocket of Cyrus the whole fuckin' time.

The Network's a lot bigger than it used to be, but this time it only costs $9.99.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerOWN/status/730198246149267456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

:godwinning:

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things

:ssh: That's not Dave :ssh:

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/730808521642508288

jeeeeeeeeesus

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Dave Meltzer don't take no prisoners.

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