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![]() Post your cocks (and hens too I guess) ITC if you do your duty to G-d and Country~!
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# ? Jun 19, 2024 02:44 |
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this is my poo poo
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drat that is a nice big black cock you have there, very nice tapered end What breed is it???
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usedta be that when a father was mad at his children, he'd go into the backyard, choose their favorite chicken, and stomp it to death right in front of them. maybe in front of the neighbors, the church pastor, several firemen, and the town mayor, too, if it happened to be a holiday. now kids just sass back and keep beeping and booping on their cell phones. what happened to America? TRUMP 2016
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:drat that is a nice big black cock you have there, very nice tapered end Houdan Chicken
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wow that was really disappointing
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NeoHentaiMaster posted:wow that was really disappointing please don't quote your parents there friend, post any cocks you might have instead
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he's cosplaying as a mushroom cloud
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That Robot posted:he's cosplaying as a mushroom cloud No he's just really horny
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Can that chicken see?
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Moo?
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:drat that is a nice big black cock you have there, very nice tapered end Polish i think. Not even joking
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Zeluth posted:Moo? thats not a chicken thats a dog u dumass
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Isaac posted:Polish i think. Not even joking Houdan Chicken
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We have a polish hen and someone tied its head feathers back and it got all freaked out beinf able to see
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the smell is horrendous and they fight constantly
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:the smell is horrendous and they fight constantly but enough about your family
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Title is misleading as you only need hens to lay eggs. Cocks will ruin everything
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i don't get the 'likes handling' part; my family had them and they scream like little bitches when picked up rhode island reds were awesome though; they'd just scowl disapprovingly at you and make indignant sounds up until the moment you chopped their heads off they were goddamn delicious and there was a lot of headchopping, since you get like 60-40 males to females and you don't really need more than a few males unless you want to watch them fight and poo poo everywhere
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:but enough about your family ayyyyyyy
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Isaac posted:Title is misleading as you only need hens to lay eggs. Cocks will ruin everything it's good to have at least one or two, since they'll watch the sky for hawks and will proudly strut into battle against the legions of chicken-destroying nightmare fauna that your backyard farm will inevitably attract within a month or so sometimes they'll even survive
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Isaac posted:Title is misleading as you only need hens to lay eggs. Cocks will ruin everything I was walking past someone's back yard the other day and saw several cocks, they were quite striking in the sunlight.
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I know op thats why my parents took out a restraining order against him
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birds are filthy as gently caress and after spending years caring for rescue raptors i never want to deal with a bird ever again a backyard full of goats would be p sweet tho
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Chickens will turn a patch of land into lovely mud in a few days
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ah geez op, i thought this would be a thread about getting reamed by the iconic patriot character.
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Isaac posted:Chickens will turn a patch of land into lovely mud in a few days muscovy ducks can do that in literally a few minutes
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Reminder that Uncle Sam is ready to take a lot of cock deep into his interior as the US postal service is equipped and ready to handle live adult chickens sent through the mail http://pe.usps.com/text/pub52/pub52c5_008.htm#ep198129 And goons should be routinely mailing other goons live, unsolicited chickens.
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I was working around farms last week and almost stole a hen because she was so friendly. Please post more chickenfacts.
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we have 11 and there's another 6-8 coming next week
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my family raised a pair of houdan roosters once and they were awful, just complete little shits of birds. they didn't even taste good. by comparison polish hens were really chill, possibly because when you take an animal as dumb as a chicken and add in "can't see anything" as a bonus they just don't know enough to get scared or upset e: we also had a tiny bantam hen who now that i think of it i think was from the same breed as the roosters, but due to a genetic abnormality she had no tail and could fly short distances. Tuxedo Catfish fucked around with this message at 05:04 on May 14, 2016 |
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Tuxedo Gin posted:we have 11 and there's another 6-8 coming next week that's quite a few cocks coming at once!
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The gubbermint only allows you to have your own cock to take it away later
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Isaac posted:Chickens will turn a patch of land into lovely mud in a few days and lay a few eggs
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Yum. Eggs. Scramble em up!
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that dude rules. like KFC
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# ? Jun 19, 2024 02:44 |
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Fashionable Jorts posted:I was working around farms last week and almost stole a hen because she was so friendly. Im a farm hand on a chicken farm i can tell you the facts on chickens. What do you wanna know
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