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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Juggernaut may be a dick, but I enjoy every moment he's on screen.

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idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
I'm assuming Aesma's approach here is going to be to find someone's husband and just abscond with them. "That's a husband, right? Mine now!"

Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

What a dick!

To be fair, pretty much everyone is a dick.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
6 Juggernaut Star rightly scoffs at the ephemerality of human tea rituals. His personal tea set is hewn from stabilized neutron-degenerate matter; indestructible, and lifting one of the thousand ton cups requires the strength of an angel or god. He's used it to kill two hundred and thirty two sentient beings, so far.

Cathair
Jan 7, 2008
The symbology here w/r/t the opposition of their ideals is really simple but I really like it. A good page.



Also I do not disagree with either viewpoint. :buddy:

RoboCicero
Oct 22, 2009

"I'm sick and tired of reading these posts!"

hi i can't sleep and i got this extremely stupid stuck joke in my head

Mazerunner
Apr 22, 2010

Good Hunter, what... what is this post?

RoboCicero posted:


hi i can't sleep and i got this extremely stupid stuck joke in my head

:perfect:

goddamn

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

RoboCicero posted:


hi i can't sleep and i got this extremely stupid stuck joke in my head

0.25 Pounder Clogs Arteries

Wittgen
Oct 13, 2012

We have decided to decline your offer of a butt kicking.
What a perfect reason to love tea.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

0.25 Pounder Clogs Arteries

3 Dollars Seventy Nine Cents

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
5 Dollar Foot Long

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


499 With Fries and a Select Toy

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
5 For Five, For a Limited Time Only, at Arby's

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

2 All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce Cheese Onions Pickles On A Sesame Seed Bun

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
256 Ways To Personalize a Hamburger

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Evil Mastermind posted:

2 All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce Cheese Onions Pickles On A Sesame Seed Bun
Goddamnit I was gonna post that one :argh:

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


2x2 Animal Style Shatters Bowels of the Unbelievers

3 Flavor Neapolitan Freezes Brain

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
99 Cents Makes Selection From Value Menu, Carefully

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
99 Billion Served

4 th Meal

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
199 Are They Out Of Their Minds

(oh god I just dated myself :smith:)

Lights
Dec 9, 2007

Lights, the Peacock King, First of His Name.

2 Dollars More Buys You Fries And A Drink

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


3 For Two on Wednesdays

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


These are the names of the cutesy/terrifying angel mascots for many of the more successful street food franchises in Throne. Also possibly the names of some of the most dangerous entities to ever walk the multiverse.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
I used to picture 6 Jugs' tea ceremonies as a strangely calm and classy affair contrasting with his brutality and horrific appearance, but now I'm picturing him going through the ceremony sarcastically, and then devolving until he's shouting "HURF DURF I'M A HUMAN! I DRINK LEAF JUICE STRAINED INTO HOT WATER TO BRIEFLY FORGET I'M GOING TO DIE ONE DAY DURRR!"

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


I'm going to like the page where 6 Juggs finally gets his rear end completely handed to him by someone he despises.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."

Dr Christmas posted:

I used to picture 6 Jugs' tea ceremonies as a strangely calm and classy affair contrasting with his brutality and horrific appearance, but now I'm picturing him going through the ceremony sarcastically, and then devolving until he's shouting "HURF DURF I'M A HUMAN! I DRINK LEAF JUICE STRAINED INTO HOT WATER TO BRIEFLY FORGET I'M GOING TO DIE ONE DAY DURRR!"

Don't forget the ironic similarity to his own existence which he appears to have completely missed!

Cryophage
Jan 14, 2012

what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

Dr Christmas posted:

I used to picture 6 Jugs' tea ceremonies as a strangely calm and classy affair contrasting with his brutality and horrific appearance, but now I'm picturing him going through the ceremony sarcastically, and then devolving until he's shouting "HURF DURF I'M A HUMAN! I DRINK LEAF JUICE STRAINED INTO HOT WATER TO BRIEFLY FORGET I'M GOING TO DIE ONE DAY DURRR!"

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

:vince:

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

Amazing.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
Holy poo poo.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.


Not sure which is better, the comic or the edits :allears:

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

Dr Christmas posted:

I used to picture 6 Jugs' tea ceremonies as a strangely calm and classy affair contrasting with his brutality and horrific appearance, but now I'm picturing him going through the ceremony sarcastically, and then devolving until he's shouting "HURF DURF I'M A HUMAN! I DRINK LEAF JUICE STRAINED INTO HOT WATER TO BRIEFLY FORGET I'M GOING TO DIE ONE DAY DURRR!"
We'll get James Spader's voice except it will be hollow instead of robotic.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

Bell_ posted:

We'll get James Spader's voice except it will be hollow instead of robotic.

i'm pretty sure it's already been established that 6 juggernaut's voice is that of a monster truck rally announcer

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!
3. The sanctioned action is to Edit.

blastron
Dec 11, 2007

Don't doodle on it!


5 Dollar Footlong Deceives The Masses

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Dr Christmas posted:

I used to picture 6 Jugs' tea ceremonies as a strangely calm and classy affair contrasting with his brutality and horrific appearance, but now I'm picturing him going through the ceremony sarcastically, and then devolving until he's shouting "HURF DURF I'M A HUMAN! I DRINK LEAF JUICE STRAINED INTO HOT WATER TO BRIEFLY FORGET I'M GOING TO DIE ONE DAY DURRR!"

It's a great subversion of the classic warrior poet bit.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth


Every time someone calls him Juggs for the briefest moment I think they're talking not about three pairs of bomb-rear end tittays. It's very confusing.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

oh my loving god

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
I really hope Abaddon is seeing these.

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
BUHHH MY DELICATE, INSIGNIFICANT MIND WILL NOW EXTRACT PLEASURE FROM THESE SENSATIONS THAT MY TRANSIENT MEAT PERCEIVES.

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