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ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



I wouldn't mind rolling it into this one, there's a lot of crossover anyways. We'd just need a new thread title that's up for the task.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

PYF Gross Food poo poo: Don't Talk About Shrimp

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

I wouldn't mind rolling it into this one, there's a lot of crossover anyways. We'd just need a new thread title that's up for the task.

PYF Awkward Food: Deli Sweepins, Gently Used

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
The Culinary Atrocity Megathread: Don't Post Small Pastry

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



HA

But yeah. I support a unified thread. Maybe like PYF Food Horrors: What are shrimp? We just don't know

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!
Not the usual fare, but this is supposed to make you want to buy the product.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mypwKYweF1g

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




If you do decide to merge them together, the OP post of this one needs to eat the other one too so people know that you can post both types ITT.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

RareAcumen posted:

If you do decide to merge them together, the OP post of this one needs to eat the other one too so people know that you can post both types ITT.

That's a good idea.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Mizuti posted:

Not the usual fare, but this is supposed to make you want to buy the product.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mypwKYweF1g

msg :woop:

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

That's a good idea.

It is. I'll get around to making the changes Soon(tm).

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

RareAcumen posted:

If you do decide to merge them together, the OP post of this one needs to eat the other one too so people know that you can post both types ITT.

I misread this at first and thought you were saying ACES CURES PLANES needs to eat the OP of the other thread to absorb his power.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



I mean I can do that too but I need a lot more prep time. I'm certain I can at least net a completely blacked out bingo card at the very least.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




chitoryu12 posted:

I misread this at first and thought you were saying ACES CURES PLANES needs to eat the OP of the other thread to absorb his power.

He did make a pretty good thread after all...

Null of Undefined
Aug 4, 2010

I have used 41 of 300 characters allowed.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

what do you mean ALLOW CAKE TO COOL that poo poo needs frosting NOW

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Cooling rack in a goddamn pan. They knew what would happen so far in advance that they were able to plan for it.

A dumbass ice a hot cake, a shameful dumbass

Null of Undefined
Aug 4, 2010

I have used 41 of 300 characters allowed.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Cooling rack in a goddamn pan. They knew what would happen so far in advance that they were able to plan for it.

A dumbass ice a hot cake, a shameful dumbass

Apparently it's a "bailey's glaze" and this is on purpose.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010





:stonk:

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Would. Would so goddamn hard.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Would. Would so goddamn hard.

I would, but if the sandwich didn't kill me the self-loathing would.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

I would, but if the sandwich didn't kill me the self-loathing would.

Don't hate, just masticate.

VoidBurger
Jul 18, 2008

A leap into the void.
The burger in space.
Found this while looking up something new to make for dinner.

The rest of the user photos are really sad/gross too.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


I can't quite figure out what this is.

probably shrimp.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Gilok posted:

I can't quite figure out what this is.

probably shrimp.

I've never seen a shrimp but I'm pretty sure that's what one of them would look like

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





I'm on a phone. This looks like cold congealed beef, either loose corn or really big chili flakes, and a nice wax on the bread. I might.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Where's the AFP thread gone? I was going to post about my impending creation of AFP as I attempt to bake my first ginger slice.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Gridlocked posted:

Where's the AFP thread gone? I was going to post about my impending creation of AFP as I attempt to bake my first ginger slice.

We have always been the AFP thread.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Gridlocked posted:

Where's the AFP thread gone? I was going to post about my impending creation of AFP as I attempt to bake my first ginger slice.

You're still in it, we're just rolling the AFP and Food Trend threads together.

Go ahead and post about your thing.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Well my story is I am going to a mates place this evening and will be taking desert along. I decided to bake a ginger slice instead of just buying something because I really love ginger slice but have never attempted to bake it. I suck at baking and always end up making a big mess or burning myself in a stupid manner; and the thing I bake typically ends up looking like poo poo.

Thus: I will take pictures of my adventure in baking ginger slice so that you all can laugh if I post a picture of my hand covered in burnt caramel.

Null of Undefined
Aug 4, 2010

I have used 41 of 300 characters allowed.
So this is still okay?



Edit:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

worthless. posted:

So this is still okay?



Good god no Of course!

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

Gridlocked posted:

Well my story is I am going to a mates place this evening and will be taking desert along. I decided to bake a ginger slice instead of just buying something because I really love ginger slice but have never attempted to bake it. I suck at baking and always end up making a big mess or burning myself in a stupid manner; and the thing I bake typically ends up looking like poo poo.

Thus: I will take pictures of my adventure in baking ginger slice so that you all can laugh if I post a picture of my hand covered in burnt caramel.

I've never heard of a ginger slice before, or the term slice to apparently refer to what are usually called bars in the US? Is that right? I feel like you've opened up a whole new world of recipes to find and make.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I mean, I would eat this. I wouldn't be proud of it.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I'm on a phone. This looks like cold congealed beef, either loose corn or really big chili flakes, and a nice wax on the bread. I might.

Looks to me like a cheesesteak with chili-garlic paste spread over it.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




worthless. posted:

So this is still okay?



Well, yes, this is the right place to post it but no that's not alright at all- why is it purple, why is it purple- did you put toothpaste on your tortilla WHY IS IT PURPLE?!

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Looks to me like a cheesesteak with chili-garlic paste spread over it.

I'm home now and it really doesn't look any better at all. Are those mushrooms? Do mushrooms normally go in cheese steak?

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



If it had Kraft Singles or pasta without sauce, I'd have my rear end a bingo right there. :smith:

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



You know, when I bugged LITERALLY A BIRD to maybe have Anti Food Porn put back into the thread title, I didn't think it'd end with something this magnificent. :swoon:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


RareAcumen posted:

Well, yes, this is the right place to post it but no that's not alright at all- why is it purple, why is it purple- did you put toothpaste on your tortilla WHY IS IT PURPLE?!

Looks like beetroot dip.

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
:siren:Ginger Slice Update: I didn't burn myself:siren:

Sorry for the following lovely large images but they are coming from my phone. Also I didn't realize I didn't have the flash on at the time; but hey now it looks like regular AFP Thread quality photographic skills.



This is what it looks like. It's just a mix of butter, sugar and flour with some powered ginger. Was very "breadcrumb" like on consistency but apparently this is fine.



This is after 45min in the oven. Recepie said 30-40 or "until golden and firm to the touch" it was neither really golden nor ultra firm to the touch but I frankly was running out of time and didn't wanna maybe over cook it in case my definition of firm to the touch was wrong.



This is it with the icing-caramel on. I didn't take a picture of all half a cup of icing sugar I droped on the floor; but good news didn't burn myself. This is the 2nd time I've ever made caramel and the first time I hosed it up so badly there were balls of solid icing sugar in it. This time there are only 3 really visible blemishes so I'm really happy.

Later Post: The slicing once it has cooled down.

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