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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Marta Velasquez posted:

This was unintentional. PYF seems to be rubbing off on me.

That's inevitable in a circlejerk

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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Marta Velasquez posted:

I don't know what that is, and I feel better for it. Thank you.

How could you feel better not knowing this face

https://twitter.com/RefurbTheCat/status/712683854352490497?s=02

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Let me rephrase:

Marta Velasquez posted:

That's not really so bad. Refurbished can be just as good as new. haunt my nightmares

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

I call this one "a tiny dragon on his horde consisting of a single, defective wiffle ball"

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Scratch Monkey posted:

I call this one "a tiny dragon on his horde consisting of a single, defective wiffle ball"

This is so :3:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Heath posted:

This is so :3:

Reminded me of this:

quote:

I am a nasty, nasty dragon,
I've been nasty since my birth,
When it comes to nasty dragons,
I'm the nastiest on earth.
I've a nasty, nasty temper,
And my breath is nasty too,
I was nasty to my parents,
I'll be nastier to you.
It's my nature to be nasty,
Nasty, nasty night and day,
I will act completely nasty
If you're in my nasty way.
Yet I largely pass unnoticed
As I nastily go by,
I'm a nasty, nasty dragon
Just a nasty half inch high.

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!
As seen on twitter.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Where's 4ndy w4lker when you need him?

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




The Dark One posted:

As seen on twitter.



Towers don't look phallic enough, c'mon son.

BBQ Crisis
Nov 2, 2011

The Dark One posted:

As seen on twitter.



I was ready to scrutinize this for a penis tower reference but I guess Ariel stitching her legs together with Twizzlers is a bigger conversation starter.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

The Dark One posted:

As seen on twitter.



I'm like 95% sure this is artwork stolen from somewhere online. I swear I've seen it before.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

chitoryu12 posted:

I'm like 95% sure this is artwork stolen from somewhere online. I swear I've seen it before.

Me too. This went around the Web as being "deep" a while ago.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Why is she wearing a bra and nothing else

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Only thing that needs support?

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
\
:backtowork:

Hey you can see that this is at least his second tat in this picture!

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Both of those stitching Ariel pictures make me deeply uncomfortable for some reason.

Electrical Fire
Mar 29, 2010

ICHIBAHN posted:

Why is she wearing a bra and nothing else

That's all she wears as a mermaid, her bottom half is all tail.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Kwyndig posted:

Both of those stitching Ariel pictures make me deeply uncomfortable for some reason.

They're more in keeping with the original story, which is pretty unsettling (after she gets her legs, every step she walks is agonizingly painful, and then the prince dude marries some other woman).

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

AlbieQuirky posted:

They're more in keeping with the original story, which is pretty unsettling (after she gets her legs, every step she walks is agonizingly painful, and then the prince dude marries some other woman).

Don't forget the part where mermaids don't have souls, so she turns into foam when she dies! After committing suicide because she can't bring herself to kill the prince.

Disney version left some good stuff out.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

VoidBurger posted:

TIL also! I thought some had identifying numbers as well. My bad.

Thoroughbred horses have ID numbers tatted on their upper lip. Some other people will do this to their horses as well, to thwart theft.

Some Poodle kennels will tat an ID number/code inside the ear flap. Mercedes, my oldest, has 1P2W which stands for 'Portia's 1st litter, 2nd white born'.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


My dog got a Ř tattooed on her belly when she was spayed to signify, I suppose, that there was nothing in there anymore.

Content:



(On Miley Cyrus.)

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Hirayuki posted:

My dog got a Ř tattooed on her belly when she was spayed to signify, I suppose, that there was nothing in there anymore.

Content:



(On Miley Cyrus.)

The misspelling is intentional (one would hope), but I am annoyed at just how cross that dog looks

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

It's terrible all around, really.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Are intentionally amateur tats a big thing now?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Lizard Combatant posted:

Are intentionally amateur tats a big thing now?

Temporary irony is so 2010, permanent irony is the hip fad of the new decade.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Hirayuki posted:

My dog got a Ř tattooed on her belly when she was spayed to signify, I suppose, that there was nothing in there anymore.

Content:



(On Miley Cyrus.)

I think Wayne Coyne and possibly other Flaming Lips-ers got this too.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Truer words were never spoken badly tattooed into someone's skin.


Edit: A gallery of watercolor tattoos, which will all look terrible within three years: http://imgur.com/gallery/tcGv0

Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 10:57 on May 21, 2016

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Kwyndig posted:

Both of those stitching Ariel pictures make me deeply uncomfortable for some reason.

It's because she's stitching up instead of down. How's she going to pass the needle between her thighs when there's only an inch of space? That's just poor planning.

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010
Batman decided to get some lip fillers

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick
That's lipstick and mascara.

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
His nose appears to have fallen off. Poor Batman.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

ricketyvickyt posted:

Batman decided to get some lip fillers


TELL ME I'M PRETTY, JOKER.
TELL ME.

Blendy
Jun 18, 2007

She thinks I'm a haughty!

I'm a librarian and a friend linked this to me. Apparently it's tattoo week on the librarian fashion blog, there's some good ones a lot of nerd ones and some baaaad ones: http://librarianwardrobe.com/


Poorly done moon or vanilla bean?


Scare quotes

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Scratch Monkey posted:

Sounds like someone wants to be David Foster Wallace's stunt double

Is the story at least good?

(House of Leaves chat)

It's the only thing , books/movies/stories/whatever, to ever give me nightmares. Almost every night during the whole process of reading it. You should read it if you get a chance.

goodness has a new favorite as of 16:57 on May 22, 2016

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Blendy posted:


Poorly done moon or vanilla bean?


This looks like somebody didn't use a coaster

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

ICHIBAHN posted:

Why is she wearing a bra and nothing else
Her legs aren't the only thing she sewed up.

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014
I went back to the librarian one and some of them are very bad.

http://librarianwardrobe.com/image/144777719631



snake blowjobs.




I arose from the ashes like a deformed humming bird.

http://librarianwardrobe.com/image/144656113060


It doesn't help that the source image is a little goofy too:

http://librarianwardrobe.com/image/144713172668

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Has there ever been a well-done triforce tattoo? (I choose to not say "good" since no triforce tattoo will ever be good, no matter how well it's done.)

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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Any tattoo where the majority of the color is yellow just isn't going to look good. Doesn't really matter what the subject is.

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