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I have a friend who has both huge boobs and a massive afro, going places with her is the best. She's like a one-woman smuggling operation.
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I still can't get over using your daughter's boobs to sneak in alcohol. "Here honey, just tuck this into your tits. Papa can't go without a drink for a couple hours"
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Len posted:I still can't get over using your daughter's boobs to sneak in alcohol. "Here honey, just tuck this into your tits. Papa can't go without a drink for a couple hours" Used a wagon with kids in it to sneak in booze before. Just make sure the kids sleeping or at least faking so you don't have to disturb them
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May 31, 2016 17:18
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Len posted:I still can't get over using your daughter's boobs to sneak in alcohol. "Here honey, just tuck this into your tits. Papa can't go without a drink for a couple hours" If you've reached that point I'm guessing that your wife wouldn't put up with it anymore.
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May 31, 2016 17:19
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Pffft, what all you amateurs fail to understand is that Injection takes only a few cc's of pure alcohol and the syringe can be easily hid in a rectal cigar tube.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Pffft, what all you amateurs fail to understand is that Injection takes only a few cc's of pure alcohol and the syringe can be easily hid in a rectal cigar tube. I have a question about the rectal cigar tube. Wouldn't you be subjected to the constant sensation that you have to take a huge dump? Or is said "intrarectal transport device" shoved so far up there it doesn't trigger the poo poo reflex.
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May 31, 2016 17:32
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:Used a wagon with kids in it to sneak in booze before. Just make sure the kids sleeping or at least faking so you don't have to disturb them That's still better than hiding booze in your daughters cleavage.
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May 31, 2016 17:33
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Len posted:That's still better than hiding booze in your daughters cleavage. That's why I hide it in your daughter's cleavage
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May 31, 2016 17:37
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Meowjesty posted:it's time to get help. Golden Goat posted:so desperately Len posted:Papa can't go without a drink for a couple hours" Thanks for keeping an eye on our bad habits and looking out for us and all but sometimes a motherfucker doesn't want to pay $11 for a cup of warm beer at a lovely concert or ballgame, and sneaking some booze in is a cheap alternative Posted from my iPhone BoozeCozieTM
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May 31, 2016 19:42
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There are definitely places it's okay to sneak booze into, like the Kentucky Derby.
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May 31, 2016 20:22
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:I have a question about the rectal cigar tube. Wouldn't you be subjected to the constant sensation that you have to take a huge dump? Or is said "intrarectal transport device" shoved so far up there it doesn't trigger the poo poo reflex. Hah, look at this scrub who's never taken anything up the butt before 
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May 31, 2016 20:28
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cheerfullydrab posted:There are definitely places it's okay to sneak booze into, like the Kentucky Derby. If anything it's a faux pas not to sneak booze into the Kentucky Derby. More things should be like NASCAR, bring as much as you can carry in a small cooler.
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May 31, 2016 21:07
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:I have a question about the rectal cigar tube. Wouldn't you be subjected to the constant sensation that you have to take a huge dump? Or is said "intrarectal transport device" shoved so far up there it doesn't trigger the poo poo reflex. It mostly just gives you a boner
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Control Volume posted:It mostly just gives you a boner Which will probably discourage (most) security guards/bouncers from searching you more thoroughly, so win-win
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Crow Jane posted:Which will probably discourage (most) security guards/bouncers from searching you more thoroughly, so win-win Most but not all. 
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Not a terrible idea, really. Good luck getting the kid to put that shirt on during those tough middle school years though.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Pffft, what all you amateurs fail to understand is that Injection takes only a few cc's of pure alcohol and the syringe can be easily hid in a rectal cigar tube. Wow, it's the circle of life(hacks) 
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gently caress that kid if he retakes a year, though.
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Old timey terrible lifehacks or even better be a lazy gently caress today!
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This is literally Privilege: The Graphic. Anyone who wants to learn about what privilege means can look at this graphic and at every level say "okay, who can't do these things?".
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Thanks for keeping an eye on our bad habits and looking out for us and all but sometimes a motherfucker doesn't want to pay $11 for a cup of warm beer at a lovely concert or ballgame, and sneaking some booze in is a cheap alternative I'm worried about you, forums posher GOTTA STAY FAI. Your liver is a hockey puck.
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Besesoth posted:This is literally Privilege: The Graphic. Anyone who wants to learn about what privilege means can look at this graphic and at every level say "okay, who can't do these things?". Or - - -> Opt out and play your game
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Golden Goat posted:Smuggle booze in with your non-acloholic friend by shoving beer bottles down his/her throat and weekend at bernies's your way into whatever venue that you so desperately need to drink in. Good idea, but recovery gets pretty messy.
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I don't get it. Is the stick part installed backwards?
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i like where this is going
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Control Volume posted:Or - - -> Opt out and play your game ---> Be white and have rich parents
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Parenting life hacks are a goldmine.    
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...why?
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That wasnt a suggestion It was an order
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Facebook Aunt posted:I don't get it. Is the stick part installed backwards? It's bothering the poo poo out of me because judging from the light it looks like the latch is outside, and an absent-minded or (mean-spirited) kid could easily lock a pet or another kid into whatever building or shed that's attached to. But that's all I can figure about it 
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