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AegisP
Oct 5, 2008
Jays win, :toot:

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Osuna Matata!

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
I remember always reading about Osuna as an also-ran guy in the Jays farm system, and then all of a sudden he appeared in the majors and I want to have sex with him. Life comes at you fast.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

R.D. Mangles posted:

lol do baseball players literally carry food into the outfield, i love this dumb sport

Seeds are the greatest, nothing like spitting shells well standing in the outfield.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Also, it makes the lovely start to the season way more tolerable when the Jays keep eating the Yankees lunch.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Osuna is still cool and good.

R.D. Mangles posted:

lol do baseball players literally carry food into the outfield, i love this dumb sport

My favourite part of playing ball on the weekend is bringing beer into the outfield.

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets
The Mets bullpen has finally turned into a pumpkin

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Dale Ouise posted:

Osuna is still cool and good.


My favourite part of playing ball on the weekend is bringing beer into the outfield.

i mean, sure, it's fun to pound beers and eat pork cracklins at a ball game, but the only people watching me play beer league softball are teammates' bored, resentful spouses

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Brett Laurie is still genuinely unlikable but I'm okay with him on the team.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Popete posted:

Seeds are the greatest, nothing like spitting shells well standing in the outfield.

I must be lazy in my old age because I'd just prefer to get them already dehulled.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
God drat, one of our replacements for an injured player is now injured

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
:lol: Maybe you should have tried for that bunt after all, Kazmir.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

fknlo posted:

God drat, one of our replacements for an injured player is now injured

Oh, sounds like the Giants' 2015. This is what happens the year after you win the WS, sad to say.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

TMMadman posted:

I must be lazy in my old age because I'd just prefer to get them already dehulled.

I eat a lot of seeds especially during the games, but I have no desire to eat dehulled seeds. It kinda defeats the purpose of something to slowly snack on in the field

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


That was a nice DP

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Bip Roberts posted:

Brett Laurie is still genuinely unlikable but I'm okay with him on the team.

what do you expect without clubhouse leader drake laroche to rein him in

Mike N Eich
Jan 27, 2007

This might just be the year
After a rickety start Arrieta comes in and is God Mode again, just getting shittily hit grounders that are hit so poorly sometimes they go for hits

Get some runs for him, fools

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


You know it's gonna be your day when Stephen Drew hits an inside the park HR

Phillies outfield has been baaaaad tonight

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Someone just hit an inside-the-park home run and I would like to draw your attention to it.

Poster note: I don't have any video to embed at this moment.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



fknlo posted:

God drat, one of our replacements for an injured player is now injured

STOP IT WITH THE INJURIES, ROYALS!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
But seriously Cubs, runs.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Pinwiz11 posted:

STOP IT WITH THE INJURIES, ROYALS!

Doesn't look good either. Eibner's foot kind of slipped while he was trying to plant it and he went down pretty quick grabbing his ankle or achilles

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Mookie sure made the Inner Harbor's water dirty tonight, 3 game lead in the AL East :toot:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


too high

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Do the Cubs think that Lackey is pitching tonight? Where's the run support?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Arrieta is gonna throw 9 scoreless and end up getting a no decision, isn't he? :sigh:

Also gently caress this ump, you squeeze the ever loving poo poo out of Arrieta's low stuff, and then call strike two on a way outside ball to Miggy? Ugh.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
JD with a spot-on Pat Foley impression

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Montero didn't even move on that swinging bunt. Can't blame him.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Sydin posted:

Arrieta is gonna throw 9 scoreless and end up getting a no decision, isn't he? :sigh:

Also gently caress this ump, you squeeze the ever loving poo poo out of Arrieta's low stuff, and then call strike two on a way outside ball to Miggy? Ugh.

I know that feeling, I was thinking that about Peavy (of all people) tonight. All I can say is it'll get better!

Would like the Cubs to keep beating on the Dodgers

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Dodgers gonna win this 1-0 on a little league homerun after Montero rockets a ball into right field corner.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Time for the White Sox 9th Inning Experience.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Pancakes posted:

Time for the White Sox 9th Inning Experience.

whooo.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
AJ Ramos is turning into Jeurys Familia, and I am not digging that.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Arrieta dealing tonight, shame he's the only one performing right now for us.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Matt Carpenter is a goddamn machine.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Dex :negative:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Uuuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
gently caress SO CLOSE

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


man i thought he had that one

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
drat it! I thought that was going to get into the basket.

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