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naem posted:Just going to leave this here Vulcans have really unappealing haircuts, as I would do very illogical things to her
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naem posted:Just going to leave this here I prefer Hoshi.
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Crowsbeak posted:I prefer Hoshi. I used to think that too, but I would definitely Pon Farr
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Jun 1, 2016 19:04
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Monkey Fracas posted:how long are the episodes going to keep randomly starting with Janeway's British holodeck novel They eventually switch to a Davinci workshop program which somehow ends up being even more insufferable than the Jane Austin program.
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Jun 1, 2016 19:17
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naem posted:Just going to leave this here That magazine reads like an inverse of the Fake Cosmopolitan photoshops. Is that real? edit: holy cow it was real. What a 2002 time capsule.
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RVWinkle posted:They eventually switch to a Davinci workshop program which somehow ends up being even more insufferable than the Jane Austin program. I did like how nobody actually used the holodeck for anything constructive. "Computer, create a scientist that can "Computer, create a simulation with all of the top scientists that the federation has ever had and have them work constantly on our delta quadrant problem" Nope, janeway needs to get hosed in 1800s ireland or whatever.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:I did like how nobody actually used the holodeck for anything constructive. They did that once for a medical problem where they told the holodeck to create someone who could cure the disease and it gave them cardassian josef mengele and they decided it was wrong to use his knowledge.
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Germstore posted:would decontaminate Better first make sure your decontamination chamber and tubs of gel are big enough. Because... 
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Hector Beerlioz posted:cardassian josef mengele
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Jun 1, 2016 19:33
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shadow puppet of a posted:Better first make sure your decontamination chamber and tubs of gel are big enough. Because... Why is she on the toilet?
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Iron Crowned posted:Why is she on the toilet? Deuce'n in a urinal
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Booblord Zagats posted:Deuce'n in a urinal She's upper deckin the captain's quarters
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Fat Shat Sings posted:I did like how nobody actually used the holodeck for anything constructive. "Computer, create a perfectly efficient holographic crew that has no need to sleep and is all hyper intelligent and works several hundred times faster than regular human beings, on holodeck 1. Reroute all ship's controls to holodeck 1. Also, create a perfect beach vacation town suitable for the entire actual crew on holodeck 2."
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didn't geordi do just that then fall in love with the hologram I mean the engine part, not the crew running the ship. I think maybe it was the one where he got rejected on the holo deck beach program maybe, but Geordi is pretty weird a lot of the time so I might be mixing some up.
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Who is supreme goony weirdo geordi or barclay
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:didn't geordi do just that then fall in love with the hologram He needed to work on the Enterprise's engines in some lethal trap so he created the designer of the Enterprise, then kept flirting with her so much over the course of the episode that everyone started getting creeped out. Since his mechanistic hologram was responding to his creepy advances and turning flirtatious. Picard even tried to shut him down when the ship was critical on power, couldn't run any systems, but Geordi was sperging out because he wanted his holo-wife program running. Later the lady visited the Enterprise and found Geordi's creepy simulation of her being all flirty. At least it had it's clothes on I guess. That may have been before the alien cured his aspergers with space light though.
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shadow puppet of a posted:That magazine reads like an inverse of the Fake Cosmopolitan photoshops. Is that real? 2002 was early enough that Internet porn hadn't reached 100% 24/7 cultural saturation yet, and maybe there was only one computer with Internet access in the house, probably in the living room so there was a big market for bikini magazines where aspiring B actresses could crouch sexily in a porno pose with the words "oh yeah 3somes crouch humping uuuuunnnngh sexual EXXTREEEEME"
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Monkey Fracas posted:Who is supreme goony weirdo geordi or barclay geordi. it's not even a competition.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:He needed to work on the Enterprise's engines in some lethal trap so he created the designer of the Enterprise, then kept flirting with her so much over the course of the episode that everyone started getting creeped out. Since his mechanistic hologram was responding to his creepy advances and turning flirtatious. Picard even tried to shut him down when the ship was critical on power, couldn't run any systems, but Geordi was sperging out because he wanted his holo-wife program running. Even worse than I remembered, apparently.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Even worse than I remembered, apparently. And he's married to the real lady in the All Good Things future.
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Monkey Fracas posted:Who is supreme goony weirdo geordi or barclay Geordi is worse. Barclay was just an incredibly anxious guy who didn't really bother anyone and had his own private holodeck fantasies. Everyone poo poo on him, even up to Picard calling him "Broccoli." Riker joked about him and Geordi would pull rank and talk poo poo to him because he was the only person worse than Geordi. Geordi actively stalked ladies and was more outwardly creepy to people. That and he could probably see through clothes with his visor. Geordi wins just by getting friend zoned in the holodeck and fighting with a literal child about it.
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Monkey Fracas posted:Who is supreme goony weirdo geordi or barclay You know barclay would sonic shower excessively, where geordi would no doubt try and stretch 4 consecutive days out of the same jumpsuit. So def. geordie then for supreme goon.
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shadow puppet of a posted:You know barclay would sonic shower excessively, where geordi would no doubt try and stretch 4 consecutive days out of the same jumpsuit. think of the eye crust in that visor
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Barclay has legit anxiety issues, Geordi is a GBS 1.0 poster
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There is a reason that Geordi's best/only friend was the autistic robot man. Data might have learned to be human if he wasn't constantly taking advice from a gigantic goon.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:There is a reason that Geordi's best/only friend was the autistic robot man. Lore was definitely the cool older brother, but Data was just too autistic to go smoke behind the Shuttle Bay
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someone pls post the vid of geordi creeping out that poor lady in the holodeck e: the beach lady bc i realize that wasnt specific enough
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Geordi is worse. Barclay was just an incredibly anxious guy who didn't really bother anyone and had his own private holodeck fantasies. Everyone poo poo on him, even up to Picard calling him "Broccoli." Riker joked about him and Geordi would pull rank and talk poo poo to him because he was the only person worse than Geordi. Probably one of the best, there is clearly something wrong with Geordi, scenes. papa_november posted:I do still kind of appreciate what the remastering did to TNG - sometimes you got to see how wooden the sets were, but other times you got to see all those great easter eggs (I swear half of those LCARS displays were printing out anime summaries). It certainly didn't detract from the show. I generally found the Blu-Ray quality TNG detracted from the show for me.
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Transcripts from the creep episodequote:LEAH [OC]: The dilithium crystal chamber was designed at outpost designated Seran T One, Stardate 40052. Some of the Federation's best engineering minds participated in its development. quote:COMPUTER: Warp energy has increased fourteen percent. Reactants per unit time remaining steady. quote:LAFORGE: Yeah. Yes! (working at a console) Leah, you like Italian food? quote:LAFORGE: drat right. Listen, we'd never be certain that the circuit paths are sealed. quote:LEAH: We made a good team. So yeah the real lady was totally justified in being loving pissed off at Geordi.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Better first make sure your decontamination chamber and tubs of gel are big enough. Because... Yeah but her name is Jolene. Could you ever call out her name without thinking you were living in a trailer park?
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Voyager, S05x14: "the hull is de-molecularizing" This loving show
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Transcripts from the creep episode Wow Laforge really is a Goon. Apparently the actress for Brahms really is a huge Trekkie. Tried out for the Borg Queen, Seven, and Janeway.
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bollig posted:Voyager, S05x14: If you were whipping down the freeway and your car stopped being made of molecules, wouldn't you be alarmed?
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Geordi asked for a personality profile, as close as the computer could do. Maybe professionally she's a flirt at the conferences. Who knows? But Geordi only takes some of the blame here. The computer did it.
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Yeah, it's not like Geordi wrote the line "when you're touching the engines, you're touching me" line. That was all the pervy computer.
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Upon reflection Geordi is obviously the worst, yeah Worse than Barclay who's just kinda nervous and insecure and misses work because he's playing holo-waifu-dating sims Worse than Worf with his klingon weeaboo space bushido Worse than Data who is just a robot with a touch of the 'tism Worse than Wesley who at least has the courtesy to gently caress off like halfway through the series
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criscodisco posted:Yeah, it's not like Geordi wrote the line "when you're touching the engines, you're touching me" line. That was all the pervy computer. Wesley has been programing the computer as a project
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I only saw 1 Enterprise episode and it was that hot vulcan gal getting mega horny due to some Vulcan thing and having to be locked away in sick bay but I'm also remembering an interview the actress did. DIdn't she have space/vulcan AIDS? I recall she was saying it was an important issue blah blah.
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Monkey Fracas posted:Upon reflection Geordi is obviously the worst, yeah You've got to admit, though, the man does know how to roll under a door.
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criscodisco posted:Yeah, it's not like Geordi wrote the line "when you're touching the engines, you're touching me" line. That was all the pervy computer. I figured that was just the computer adapting to his input and responding in kind. Like it starts out being a blank slate that answers his questions in the most efficient way possible, but after he spends some time flirting with it the computer thinks he wants to go to bone town. It would probably have been like "Situation Resolved, Engineer Laforge. Would you like to address another issue or end program?" But after a few days of goony flirting the computer has adjusted the program to Georgi's wants, which is a horny lady that is down to gently caress.
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