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Mazerunner posted:Mottom seems to be aging back up faster than Allison, I think. She's much taller now, and her face and head and hair seem more mature. compare them in the newest page to when they first tranformed They're making up rather differently sized lengths of time. Allison only aged back, what, 10 years? 15?
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Man, screw all that, we get to read about Aesma falling madly in love in a bit 
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whowhatwhere posted:Man, screw all that, we get to read about Aesma falling madly in love in a bit In addition to the warning bells we should be hearing from the concept of "Aesma falling madly in love," we're also getting it immediately following a comic page wherein a widow visits a memorial to her husband. Aesma's beloved is hosed six ways from Sunday.
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Jun 8, 2016 15:05
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quote:At first the saints were aghast, for they perceived very clearly that a being of tremendous evil was upon them, and wondered for a second if one of their prisoners had in fact escaped. But then they recognized Aesma, and a collective groan went up among them. God why isn't the entire comic about Aesma.
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Whitenoise Poster posted:God why isn't the entire comic about Aesma. "oh god dammit" e ahahahaha quote:“The King shall ne’er see the lands above again,” said one of the saints. “He has proclaimed his enmity against the forces of good in clear terms. He is a sun swallower and a world destroyer, a tyrant and a demon of pure malevolence.” "oh man thats hot" paranoid randroid fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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Jun 8, 2016 20:54
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I love how, after a certain point, everyone just considers Aesma less of a threat per se and more supremely annoying. "Oh, god dammit, Aesma's here. Keep your head down, hope she doesn't see you."
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Jun 8, 2016 21:04
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has there been anything posted on the tumblr concerning why the angels prayer asks Aesmas forgiveness for doing violence? because, uh, i dont really see her as minding too much, if not being like "naw dogg, go nuts. its all good."
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paranoid randroid posted:has there been anything posted on the tumblr concerning why the angels prayer asks Aesmas forgiveness for doing violence? because, uh, i dont really see her as minding too much, if not being like "naw dogg, go nuts. its all good." It's asking forgiveness for not inviting her first.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:17
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tbh the red eyed king does sound pretty hot also it's pretty great that Aesma was totally willing to roll with whatever they asked right up until they asked her to hold still for a little while, which is a total dealbreaker paranoid randroid posted:has there been anything posted on the tumblr concerning why the angels prayer asks Aesmas forgiveness for doing violence? because, uh, i dont really see her as minding too much, if not being like "naw dogg, go nuts. its all good." it's pree ashma, not aesma, isn't it i'm pretty sure there's no point in asking Aesma's forgiveness for anything A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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JT Jag posted:I love how, after a certain point, everyone just considers Aesma less of a threat per se and more supremely annoying. quote:At first the saints were aghast, for they perceived very clearly that a being of tremendous evil was upon them, and wondered for a second if one of their prisoners had in fact escaped. But then they recognized Aesma, and a collective groan went up among them. Well, I'm a convert
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:it's pree ashma, not aesma, isn't it Ashma's an alternate spelling for Aesma, I think.
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Oxxidation posted:Ashma's an alternate spelling for Aesma, I think. Smh, everyone knows that alternate spellings are both an illusion and always correct. It's all YISUN anyways 
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Jun 8, 2016 21:42
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quote:“This sounds too complicated,” protested Aesma, “Let’s fight instead.” Trying really hard not to laugh at work now.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:43
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She saw the whole universe's shape and it blew out her eyes and made her chill out a lot. She still sometimes busted heads, though.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:44
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Now I'm starting to wonder if Jadis is the one who has The Tower and not Solomon, because she saw the Shape of the Universe. And she's stuck in a pillar too, for pete's sake.
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SunAndSpring posted:Now I'm starting to wonder if Jadis is the one who has The Tower and not Solomon, because she saw the Shape of the Universe. And she's stuck in a pillar too, for pete's sake. It would fit; she was the greatest (her peak was before Jagganoth's rise presumably), only to be destroyed, likely as a result of her own actions and hubris, and is now considerably reduced in strength.
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Since the salient points have already been covered I'll just reiterate that the latest fiction is quite excellent.
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quote:It was considered among many of the great gods of justice that Aesma was in fact an idiot, and shouldn’t be blamed for her wide and colorful list of transgressions against the common good.
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I like the idea that the only reason Aesma wasn't constantly warring against the upholders of cosmic law for her ten thousand daily transgressions against decency and light is because the Powers That Be decided she was too stupid for punishment.
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To be fair, it probably would have led to nothing less than a tremendous loss of resources if the justice gods went and tried to hassle her. Certainly it wouldn't have stopped her from doing petulant and destructive things, probably quite the opposite.
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Jun 9, 2016 13:49
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Allstone posted:Ahahahahaaha holy poo poo "Hi, I'm Aesma, and this is Jackass." *assumes her fourth war form and moons YISUN*
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Jun 9, 2016 15:40
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So basically Aesma's boyfriend is the villain from Kung Fu Panda.
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Wonderslug posted:So basically Aesma's boyfriend is the villain from Kung Fu Panda. I had this same thought.
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Jun 9, 2016 16:37
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your honor, we believe that she is not evil, but instead just a loving moron
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And if you try to punish her, you have to fight Aesma.
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"Please forgive YS-Aesma," declared YISUN, smiling in the second way, "She is an idiot. We have purposefully trained her wrong, as a joke."
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YISUN goes on vacation to the sound a second makes as it passes and has to leave Aesma with some other divinities to look after. YISUN comes back seven thousand years later to find her sitting on the sidewalk in a cardboard box with "lovely Goddess, Free to a Bad Home" written on it.
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Jun 9, 2016 23:36
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Aesma is just Manic Pixie Dream Goddess
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Everyone knows YISUN committed holy suicide, but few know that Aesma pulled a Weekend At Bernie's with the divine corpse for 7 kalpa afterward
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Hansa, Koss, and Ogram star in the hit divine comedy: Three UN and an Aesma
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Ixjuvin posted:Aesma is just Manic Pixie Dream Goddess By this, we mean she has an undiagnosed mental disorder, she's a creature in Germanic fairy tales who eviscerates misbehaving children, and also the dream is the kind where all your teeth fall out, you fall down a pit for almost forever, and at the bottom a giant spider with your father's face steals your penis on he day of your big math test.
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Dr Christmas posted:By this, we mean she has an undiagnosed mental disorder, she's a creature in Germanic fairy tales who eviscerates misbehaving children, and also the dream is the kind where all your teeth fall out, you fall down a pit for almost forever, and at the bottom a giant spider with your father's face steals your penis on he day of your big math test. And by "goddess" we mean that she is a goddess.
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Darth Walrus posted:She's pretty much literally lady Sun Wukong, only God's an enabler this time around.
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Schwarzwald posted:And by "goddess" we mean that she is a goddess. By which we mean that she can kill you and not have to say sorry.
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Aesmachat
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Archenteron posted:"Please forgive YS-Aesma," declared YISUN, smiling in the second way, "She is an idiot. We have purposefully trained her wrong, as a joke." But how her shoes squeak, in all of the thirty-five ways.
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Archenteron posted:Hansa, Koss, and Ogram star in the hit divine comedy: Three UN and an Aesma 50 First Dates Impales Unsatisfactory Suitors
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Jun 10, 2016 04:13
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How do you call the devout but short of breath followers of Aesma? Aesmathic.
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I love my manic pixie dream Kali.
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So the writing style and content of these short stories are obviously inspired by Journey to the West, right? I mean, that's the only thing I've read that reminds me of this. Are there other pieces of literature like Journey to the West?
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