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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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I tried these a couple years back and it was a little scary that you could honestly taste individual toppings. Pickles, mustard, meat, etc.

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010
I wanna force dose that kid with some Flonase or Sudafed, christ

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Somebody stop this child!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

No.

Scathach posted:

I imagine it's like spapeggi and meatballs.

2 spagoopy 4 me.



What's the worst potato chip/crisp flavor people have seen and/or eaten? There are cucumber-flavored Lays here in China that are SWEET. It's truly god-awful. Also, when I lived in Canada, I could never get behind ketchup chips. Pickle chips were okay, but then I went to the movie once and they had pickle-flavored powder to shake on your popcorn and I was like, this is a bridge too loving far, man!

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?


Things always get a little nuts around Christmas here. Don't have a pic anymore but Pringles did a chocolate mint flavour one year, I declined to try them.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Picnic Princess posted:



I tried these a couple years back and it was a little scary that you could honestly taste individual toppings. Pickles, mustard, meat, etc.

Cheeseburger flavoured chips are always so good. I wish I could buy a tub of the pickle flavouring powder they use and sprinkle it on all my food.






bringmyfishback posted:

What's the worst potato chip/crisp flavor people have seen and/or eaten? There are cucumber-flavored Lays here in China that are SWEET. It's truly god-awful. Also, when I lived in Canada, I could never get behind ketchup chips. Pickle chips were okay, but then I went to the movie once and they had pickle-flavored powder to shake on your popcorn and I was like, this is a bridge too loving far, man!

Ketchup chips are garbage. Also meat pie flavour which they release every winter in Australia; they always taste like gravy but horribly fake and greasy






Also these abominations. They're sort of 'fancy' so there's always a bag of them on the table whenever you go to a party and I think they taste absolutely disgusting.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

bringmyfishback posted:

What's the worst potato chip/crisp flavor people have seen and/or eaten? There are cucumber-flavored Lays here in China that are SWEET. It's truly god-awful. Also, when I lived in Canada, I could never get behind ketchup chips. Pickle chips were okay, but then I went to the movie once and they had pickle-flavored powder to shake on your popcorn and I was like, this is a bridge too loving far, man!

A couple of people have said that they liked the late-night cheeseburger Doritos. Years back when Doritos was doing mystery-flavor bags we got one that turned out to be Burger King Whopper flavor. They were hideous. I took them to work and passed them around and I have never seen so many people put a food into their mouth and then instantly spit it out onto the ground.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Honestly the chip flavours here are not even that unusual for Japan. Here, for example



If the pictures don't give it away, from left to right these are toast flavour, milk flavour and apple flavour. All savoury. They tasted ok tbh

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

titties posted:

A couple of people have said that they liked the late-night cheeseburger Doritos. Years back when Doritos was doing mystery-flavor bags we got one that turned out to be Burger King Whopper flavor. They were hideous. I took them to work and passed them around and I have never seen so many people put a food into their mouth and then instantly spit it out onto the ground.

Agreed with the poster above me who was kind of surprised that they actually tasted like meat, mustard, and pickles, which was not what I was hoping for and sort of disgusting. I was happy that they brought back pizza doritos, which I loved when I was a kid, but for whatever reason they made the bags 1/2 pizza doritos and 1/2 ranch doritos, which in addition to tasting super gross is only conceptually appealing if you're the kind of person who eats pizza with ranch.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

RNG posted:

I was happy that they brought back pizza doritos, which I loved when I was a kid, but for whatever reason they made the bags 1/2 pizza doritos and 1/2 ranch doritos, which in addition to tasting super gross is only conceptually appealing if you're the kind of person who eats pizza with ranch.

Let's be honest here, you and I are both fully aware of Doritos' target audience

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


cyberia posted:

Also meat pie flavour which they release every winter in Australia; they always taste like gravy but horribly fake and greasy
I have never seen or heard of these. Are they available now? I want to try them.

cyberia posted:

Also these abominations. They're sort of 'fancy' so there's always a bag of them on the table whenever you go to a party and I think they taste absolutely disgusting.

I don't mind them, but they're not as good as normal brands.

Speaking of snack food flavours, I tried some of those new "improved" barbecue Shapes recently, and I was really surprised by them, because they claim to have more flavour but actually seemed to have much less. I think because with the old style ones it was all one the outside (and only on one side of each biscuit) so you got it all in one place, so the new ones might have had more but it was spread all over (and through) them. It was weird though.

And the new flavour is crap too.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Are those elderberry and prosecco/Christmas pudding chips just gimmick flavors, like the turkey and gravy Jones sodas they put out around Thanksgiving time here, or are they meant as serious additions to the chips range?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
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HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!



Thanks for this, whenever I find myself agonizing over the fact that I can't get Pickled Onion Monster Munch since I left the UK I'll just look at these pictures and maybe feel a bit better I guess :(

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
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cyberia posted:

Also these abominations. They're sort of 'fancy' so there's always a bag of them on the table whenever you go to a party and I think they taste absolutely disgusting.



I dono what the gently caress is wrong with you. Red Rock Deli chips are awesome; though Honey Soy Chicken are the worst of the lot. Go Chili or Lime and Black Pepper.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
What about some meme chips?









They taste really bad.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

mng posted:

They taste really bad.

So it accurately captures the taste of Memes then.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

bringmyfishback posted:

is spagooter a thing, or is she just an idiot?

it's one of those things that your mom says and you're like "oh mom you're so lame" and then your friend says and you hold a pillow over their face until they stop thrashing

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Lately I've been ordering Mexico-market Doritos via Amazon.



They are so good you guys

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I have a real problem where I will buy any bag of chips with a weird flavor or something I've never had.


98% of the time they are terrible.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

Posted in r/foodporn



I vehemently disagree. I mean, Would and all, but still not food porn

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
^^^^^^^^^^whatever they did to that poor potato should be illegal :smith:

Data Graham posted:

Lately I've been ordering Mexico-market Doritos via Amazon.



They are so good you guys

Yessssss

There's a variety of Ruffles down here in the Meximurican market called "Queso" and they're probably the best potato chip I've ever had. Every bite is an explosion of spicy cheddar cheese goodness.

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.


From 1980's UK. The legend goes that they were originally flavoured with pork fat, until the maker got sued because they weren't hedgehog flavoured. So they got some Romany to help develop a true hedgehog flavour, as supposedly Romany people still ate clay baked hedgehogs.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



mng posted:

What about some meme chips?

They taste really bad.

Goddammit you reminded me of this, so I had to go back to the last thread to get the closeups.



And while I went looking for that, I found some classics:



Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Golden Goat posted:

So it accurately captures the taste of Memes then.

Spicy?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Anyone else smell toast?

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Data Graham posted:

Lately I've been ordering Mexico-market Doritos via Amazon.



They are so good you guys

What the-
I live in Mexico and have never seen those Tapatío Doritos! There's a flavor that kinda looks like that "Flamas" one, but I think it's called... Flamin' hot (en inglés).

God dammit Sabritas, what else are you hiding from me!?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

My Lovely Horse posted:

Anyone else smell toast?

doesn't make any sense in Danish either, if that helps.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

AlbieQuirky posted:

Are those elderberry and prosecco/Christmas pudding chips just gimmick flavors, like the turkey and gravy Jones sodas they put out around Thanksgiving time here, or are they meant as serious additions to the chips range?

They are just christmas flavours, it used to just be pigs in blankets (bacon + sausage) or turkey flavour but they've got weirder so recently you got the presecco ones.

Non christmas crisps.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


I feel like somebody watched cutthroat kitchen and decided to play along at home.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

Geokinesis posted:

They are just christmas flavours, it used to just be pigs in blankets (bacon + sausage) or turkey flavour but they've got weirder so recently you got the presecco ones.

Non christmas crisps.


I don't understand what a builders breakfast is, but egg flavor on chips sounds just horrible. Those cajun squirrel chips are amazing though.

Actually squirrel is just good eating, just gotta spend some serious time working around bones. We make squirrel and hog stew every year for Fourth of July here in rural Texas. Sometimes Mema misses a squirrel skull and it ends up in your bowl.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Cajun squirrel.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Good burg. 11/10

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

fizzymercy posted:

Actually squirrel is just good eating

:same:

It tastes like slightly gamey white-meat chicken, and it's delicious pretty much however you prepare it.

Also, I would try the chili & chocolate chips but probably be disappointed.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Who decided to put a cute duckling on the front of the duck flavored chips?

Jyrraeth
Aug 1, 2008

I love this dino
SOOOO MUCH



I've tried the wasabi (:barf:) and the bacon Mac and cheese (OK, pretty bland) and I really wish i had the courage to taste the cappuccino one. Salsa one was probably OK, just never saw it.

Though I did try the cinnamon bun one and that one tasted like salty cinnamon toast crunch.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Duckling is delicious once you get past the bones. Like ortolan but the napkin is a handkerchief covered in tobacco spit.

Smoke
Mar 12, 2005

I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!

Gun Saliva
These two flavors were available in Belgium last winter, I tried both.



Surprisingly, the Bratwurst one was pretty decent in moderate amounts. The Cheese Fondue one was almost cheesier than Cheetos, and kinda terrible.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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fizzymercy posted:

Duckling is delicious once you get past the bones. Like ortolan but the napkin is a handkerchief covered in tobacco spit.

"Like ortolan", there's an experience we can all relate to

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