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dyzzy
Dec 22, 2009

argh

orcinus posted:

<<<YES, CHILD>>>



look at you, backer. a pathetic creature of fat and bone

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Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Asema posted:

more info plz

He's just trolling.

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

Danknificent posted:

new photoshop challenge

make sandi attractive

Since it's a Saturday night, best use the correct tool for the job.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

leper khan posted:

:jerky:
Is there a source vid for that whole "you'll never get a job" "your fired" tirade?

If I recall correctly, it was a sizzle reel for her acting portfolio. As to where it is, I do not recall. At all. Sorry. :effort: (I could only watch it once, then completely blanked it out.)

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Personally, I think mOMa has developed a very Flanders-esque posting style. "Its like I'm posting nothing at all. Nothing at all."

Stupid sexy mOmA!

ritorix
Jul 22, 2007

Vancian Roulette

Sabreseven posted:

Since it's a Saturday night, best use the correct tool for the job.



:golfclap:

The_Groove
Mar 15, 2003

Supersonic compressible convection in the sun

The Lady is a mystery. She's widely regarded to be the de facto ruler of Cigil, its protector and its victim. She is said to guard the doors of the Cage against the myriad schemes of the gods, to be the ultimate expression of balance in the multiverse, to be the prisoner of the City of Doors. There are thousands of stories about her - one even tells that she's actually six giant squirrels with a headdress, robe, and ring of levitation and illusions - but none of them can be verified. She is a true enigma, a puzzle with no solution.

If someone displeases her - by upsetting the balance of the city or by worshiping her - the Lady may punish the offender. Her punishment ranges from the Mazes - a twisting, turning hell with a cleverly disguised exit - to the casting of her shadow across the transgressor, covering him with slashes and gouges from her sharp-edged shadow, leaving behind a pile of gore and viscera. Neither option is particularly attractive.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

leper khan posted:

:jerky:
Is there a source vid for that whole "you'll never get a job" "your fired" tirade?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuOxMtlHRcE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibI9Lmv2BFY

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
I have big cattes...

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

While looking up sandi's garbage acting I found this old goodie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppdnbrylevc

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌



:catstare:

e: fidelitous stimperial application of melt token to procedural birb:

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Breetai posted:



:catstare:

e: fidelitous stimperial application of melt token to procedural birb:


That bird looks content and happy to be a blob in your hand.

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Breetai posted:



:catstare:

e: fidelitous stimperial application of melt token to procedural birb:


gonna need some lti on that birb

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Jesus.



Christ.

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hge69_k_4QM

Big Rigs: Over the PAARP! racing.

Richie Stardust
Mar 30, 2016

Sunswipe posted:

Remember to talk to your dad today.

My computer games all call Chris every father's day. It's a special time.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Breetai posted:



:catstare:

e: fidelitous stimperial application of melt token to procedural birb:


that finch looks chill as gently caress

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016
Yes the Titanic hasn't returned yet, but the boats are out searching and White Star Lines assured everyone everything is fine. My life savings in spare tickets for the next trip are secure. Sure there are survivors talking about things like sinkings and icebergs but they don't understand cruise liner development. I'm going to go buy a few more tickets to sell for a huge markup and then live on the Titanic! I can still buy the tickets right now that means its coming back. THEY WOULDN'T SELL TICKETS IF IT WASN'T COMING BACK.

Lord Kinbote
Feb 27, 2016



Nannacara catte






Ben lesnick developer.


Lord Kinbote fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Jun 19, 2016

Pointy
Feb 12, 2003

hello old friend
TWO WEEKS

https://youtu.be/9v-33jcEDk4

Lord Kinbote
Feb 27, 2016

Derek these shitizens need air!gently caress Cohagen for good.

JazzPaws
Aug 10, 2014

- Ponzi Scheme Survivor -

orcinus posted:

<<<YES, CHILD>>>



Looks like Hellboy's sister....

JazzPaws
Aug 10, 2014

- Ponzi Scheme Survivor -

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No fan mail from goons I see.

Open your eyes,
Look up to Der-ek and see,
I'm think I'm a model, I get no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
My wage is very high, not so low,
Anyway the backers should sue me....I mean not me

Mama, just sacked a man,
Had the phone against his head,
Screamed your fired, your fired your fired, now he's dead.
Mama, the scheme had just begun,
But now the backers want to run away.

Mama, ooh,
I'm really mean. i'll make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, FBI has come,
Sent shivers down my spine,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the lawsuit.

Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish we'd never crowd funded at all.

We use student software that is the plan,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, can anyone do the coding?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening..please
Its a stretch goal, it's a stretch goal
It's a stretch goal, it's a stretch goal
gently caress it...backers will never know
It's so Magnifico.

I'm just a poor girl, nobody loves me.
She's just a poor girl with a money grabbing fantasy,
Spare us this fake education mock-ery...

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let her go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Derek Smart has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

Would you like stone me and spit in my eye?
Please can you just wait till I get LTI?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
CIG is really run by ...me.

Anyway the wind blows.

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

JazzPaws posted:

Looks like Hellboy's sister mother......

FTFY

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Breetai posted:



:catstare:

e: fidelitous stimperial application of melt token to procedural birb:


drat lies AGAIN! They said they'd refactor the birb pipeline. I am suspicious though. That birb looks handcrafted and NOT procedural.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

That bird looks pleased as punch.

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Samizdata posted:

If I recall correctly, it was a sizzle reel for her acting portfolio. As to where it is, I do not recall. At all. Sorry. :effort: (I could only watch it once, then completely blanked it out.)

It was allegedly a recreation of a real event.

Sandi felt that her sacking of an employee was so iconic it could be used to show off her acting skills.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

The thing you always have to keep in mind is that these people are mind numbingly, catastrophically brain dead simpletons.

this made me chuckle, thanks commando o9

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Fat Shat Sings posted:

Yes the Titanic hasn't returned yet, but the boats are out searching and White Star Lines assured everyone everything is fine. My life savings in spare tickets for the next trip are secure. Sure there are survivors talking about things like sinkings and icebergs but they don't understand cruise liner development. I'm going to go buy a few more tickets to sell for a huge markup and then live on the Titanic! I can still buy the tickets right now that means its coming back. THEY WOULDN'T SELL TICKETS IF IT WASN'T COMING BACK.

The funny thing is, in a hundred years, your tickets will sell for huge amounts of money.

Star Citizen though? I feel like it won't even have its own cyberpunk future-Wikipedia page.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


guys funs fun but when is star marine coming out

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

alf_pogs posted:

guys funs fun but when is star marine coming out
When the Gawler line is electrified.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Wrecked Angle posted:

People gave them over $400,000 yesterday. I just don't even know anymore.

I feel grief.

Yeah, best day this year by a long way. The story used to be "LTI was just a happy accident", & "CIG wish they'd never thought of it". Well I guess they might as well get as much money from it as possible then.

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

AP posted:

Yeah, best day this year by a long way. The story used to be "LTI was just a happy accident", & "CIG wish they'd never thought of it". Well I guess they might as well get as much money from it as possible then.

LTI - LifeTime Idiocy

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Colostomy Bag posted:

Yeah, I'll have to take another look. Instruction sets/architecture always have my interest. From MIPS and register windows to the Itanic (I actually wanted EPIC to succeed...I know grief) is all good stuff.

Craziest assembler I ever wrote was for a VAX 11/780. Slow as crap, but it was basically like writing BASIC.

Cool. I only used a VAX in my early internet days, to connect to a MUD.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire
Is there a sale on again?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Beexoffel posted:

Is there a sale on again?



LTI on anything, LTI Caterpillars. Closing down sale, everything must go.

If I was :lesnick: I'd make a really big deal out of how much money they raised in this sale, you really don't want the image to form that they might run out of money at some point. Otherwise people might give less.

Deedrix
Jun 6, 2016

"Give me money and I'll give you shit in return."
CIG ToS
Which one of you sick bastards did this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyYa6bt-iZM

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/333978/think-it-was-too-early-for-persistence

ITT we defend PERSISTENCE



Oh I don't know. Maybe the BROKEN PHYSICS or the BROKEN NETCODE.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Deedrix posted:

Which one of you sick bastards did this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyYa6bt-iZM

Send your feedback to this guy:

moonraker posted:

Episode 4. Cr gives a breakdown on funding and MR B shows the secret to his concept ship sales


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyYa6bt-iZM


Feedback are ideas for future shows welcome

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RattiRatto
Jun 26, 2014

:gary: :I'd like to borrow $200M
:whatfor:
:gary: :To make vidya game
welp they gave 400.000$ for a yellow spacebike jpeg
All hopes are lost

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