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HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
OP take matters into your own hands, adopt vigilante justice. Drop kick that wall while wearing a Punisher shirt.

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Did anyone else notice that at the start of nightmare house he had a "awesome" room mate helping and then they suddenly vanished from the pictures and were never mentioned again.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Crisis actor

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
O is actually using the sub-room to brew the necessary materials to fluoridate your water OP

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

EXAKT Science posted:

O is actually using the sub-room to brew the necessary materials to fluoridate your water OP

Christ, porno movie plots have gotten complicated. Whatever happen to the classic 'hook on the car door handle' or 'Zodiac Killer threesome'?

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress

Wedemeyer posted:

Christ, porno movie plots have gotten complicated. Whatever happen to the classic 'hook on the car door handle' or 'Zodiac Killer threesome'?

Mods please change my name to "Zodiac Killer Threesome" tia

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

I figured the images would mostly be dead.


Forceholy posted:

His proposed solution to the light switch situation was to build a little panel in the door one could put their hand in so that they could have access to the switch. Idiocy to the room aside, that has invasion of privately written all over it.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
Just go inside and pee all over his dry wall. Never tell anyone it was you.

Cichlidae
Aug 12, 2005

ME LOVE
MAKE RED LIGHT


Dr. Infant, MD

Nuebot posted:

Just go inside and pee all over his dry wall. Never tell anyone it was you.

No, you fool! Then it would not be drywall anymore. There are no building codes for wetwall and then the tiny apartment would pass inspection!

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
One weird trick discovered by a goon renders building codes void! Landlords hate him!

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

cut a hole into the wall, cut a slot big enough for cash next to it, and post a sign above the hole saying $10 FOR HAND/$20 FOR MOUTH

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

dog buttz posted:

cut a hole into the wall, cut a slot big enough for cash next to it, and post a sign above the hole saying $10 FOR HAND/$20 FOR MOUTH

I know everyone is homing about this, but I genuinely want to see this happen. Please do this and take pics. Post them here, then send them to your landlordladyperson. Escalate this poo poo.

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

HebrewMagic posted:

One weird trick discovered by a goon renders building codes void! Landlords hate him!

Quick, hang a flag with fringe inside the room so it'll be an admiralty cubby where zoning laws don't apply.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

RNG posted:

Quick, hang a flag with fringe inside the room so it'll be an admiralty cubby where zoning laws don't apply.

or hang a nazi flag and threaten to sue them for attempting to deny your heritage.

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
Hang your entire body weight off it by gripping the top of the wall

Then bring it down

bare bottom pancakes
Sep 3, 2015

Production: Complete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQXGa6N10Nk&t=16s

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

dog buttz posted:

or hang a nazi flag and threaten to sue them for attempting to deny your heritage.
Vold fringed Nazi flag and refuse the validity of any trial not held on a U-boat.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid
Please OP tell us Wtf is happening in your slumlord-dominated apartment

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




What if 'OP' actually meant "O Posting"?

What if this has all been an elaborate scam? :tinfoil:

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

Everytime this thread goes for more than a day without an OP update, I hope it's because they signed a lease on their new place and are waiting for internet service to start there.

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.
If I had been sleeping on a living room couch for a year and suddenly had my own room, a locking door, and new internet service, I would catch up on a lot of masturbation before updating some thread.


It would be great for OP if he got into a new apartment so fast that he wasn't around when the poo poo hit the fan but I really want a first hand account of O's confrontation and subsequent breakdown.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

This thread needs theme music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz8c17upEwM

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

RNG posted:

Quick, hang a flag with fringe inside the room so it'll be an admiralty cubby where zoning laws don't apply.

I'm sorry this room is a harbor and I'm a boat docked inside so your rules don't apply

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The Twinkie Czar posted:

If I had been sleeping on a living room couch for a year and suddenly had my own room, a locking door, and new internet service, I would catch up on a lot of masturbation before updating some thread.

But OP already has a jack shack built right into his living room.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Mega64 posted:

But OP already has a jack shack built right into his living room.
A wank tank.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


A masturbation station

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
A crank closet!

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

TontoCorazon posted:

A masturbation accomodation
A fappin' cabin.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I couldn't decide between a chubby cubby or the pitchin' tent.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Masturbatorium

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




A porn dorm!

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!


Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you, built a little jerk-house with a hole...

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

azurite posted:

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you, built a little jerk-house with a hole...

make a hole with a gun perpendicular to the door of the hall in the drywall exit wound in the apartment kitchen

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

azurite posted:

outlet by the light switch
nope, someone went and walled that off.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

They'll need no crane, they'll need no crane, to take the room he built in here apart, it's gonna take, it's gonna take, no effort and no strength at all

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!


My Lovely Horse posted:

nope, someone went and walled that off.

Ah yeah, I forgot. "O" hasn't made a hole for light switch access yet.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

azurite posted:

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you, built a little jerk-house with a hole...
Not to put too fine a point on it, say I'm the only goon in this closet, build a little jerk-house with a hole

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LonsomeSon posted:

Everytime this thread goes for more than a day without an OP update, I hope it's because they signed a lease on their new place and are waiting for internet service to start there.

Hopefully the OP is not being skinned alive in the Room of Unusual Construction. :ohdear:

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.

Forceholy posted:

So since a lot of people wanted a schematic of the place, I whipped something up in 5 minutes on MS Paint. Sorry about the lack of drafting experience. The living room is not supposed to be that wide.



Lost it completely, still reading, holy poo poo this thread needs to be goldmined.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Hopefully the OP is not being skinned alive in the Room of Unusual Construction. :ohdear:

Yeah, that dude is dead.

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