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The Masturbate Crate
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The jerk store
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Jun 19, 2016 23:14
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TontoCorazon posted:The jerk store
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Jun 19, 2016 23:30
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called, they're running out of O!  :masterstroke: 
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Jun 20, 2016 01:08
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Rest in peace op, you will be missed On to the next order of business, there is now a vacant couch next to our homemade jism prison, willing to rent to chill dude
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Jun 20, 2016 01:40
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HebrewMagic posted:Rest in peace op, you will be missed Services will be held at Our Lady of Why the gently caress is This Here, with internment following just behind the dishwasher.
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Jun 20, 2016 01:44
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We're gonna leave the body and cave in the drywall like a really ghetto pharaoh. It's what Forceholy would have wanted.
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Jun 20, 2016 01:58
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[video type=""]WAP_JBRBECk[/video]
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Jun 20, 2016 03:41
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Oh boy did I mangle that. [video type="youtu"]WAP_JBRBECk[/video]
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Jun 20, 2016 03:43
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gently caress, take 3 https://youtu.be/WAP_JBRBECk
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Jun 20, 2016 03:43
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You bad at this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAP_JBRBECk
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Jun 20, 2016 03:45
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Just got a text from M about the room. O took it down. I don't know if management got to him or if he saw the light of his stupidity or if he took it down in a huff because he couldn't get any buyers. All I know is that there is no more room. Not that it matters, anyway. We're all moving out this week. Sorry you guys are not gonna get to see O get his just deserts. I'm just ready to move on.
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Jun 20, 2016 03:46
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Forceholy posted:Just got a text from M about the room. O took it down. I don't know if management got to him or if he saw the light of his stupidity or if he took it down in a huff because he couldn't get any buyers. All I know is that there is no more room. Not that it matters, anyway. We're all moving out this week. Sorry you guys are not gonna get to see O get his just deserts. I'm just ready to move on. That seems like a really good outcome considering the circumstances. Congratulations on being a responsible adult, and I am sure that this experience will cement the bonds of friendship between the rest of you. 
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Jun 20, 2016 03:49
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Forceholy posted:Just got a text from M about the room. O took it down. I don't know if management got to him or if he saw the light of his stupidity or if he took it down in a huff because he couldn't get any buyers. All I know is that there is no more room. Not that it matters, anyway. We're all moving out this week. Sorry you guys are not gonna get to see O get his just deserts. I'm just ready to move on. This is a great outcome for your life but a lackluster outcome for the thread. Regardless, I'm glad it didn't end with you getting a black mark on your record or whatever bullshit O was saying
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Jun 20, 2016 03:53
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azurite posted:Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you, built a little jerk-house with a hole... My room is comfortably small, with lightswitch holes in the wall, and inspectors always calling my naaame
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Jun 20, 2016 03:54
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Forceholy posted:Just got a text from M about the room. O took it down. I don't know if management got to him or if he saw the light of his stupidity or if he took it down in a huff because he couldn't get any buyers. All I know is that there is no more room. Not that it matters, anyway. We're all moving out this week. Sorry you guys are not gonna get to see O get his just deserts. I'm just ready to move on. You should still buy two sheets of drywall and Kool-Aid Man through them while O is asleep, right next to him. Or find the shards of the old walls in the nearest dumpster and pile them on top of him while he's sleeping. Basically now that the conflict has been resolved in probably the most positive possible way, I strongly want you to revive and escalate it, not merely for my own entertainment but also for everyone else who posted here.
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Jun 20, 2016 03:58
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This sucks for me personally
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Jun 20, 2016 03:58
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I'm glad to hear you're not murdered or sued into living hell known as debt for whatever reason Thanks for bringing us some entertainment! I for one enjoyed all the gloryhole jokes. Good luck with your life dude!
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Jun 20, 2016 04:14
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I'd bet $20 he tries it again as soon as you guys move out.
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Jun 20, 2016 04:20
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Our job here is done
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Jun 20, 2016 04:25
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Wonder if he's hosed up any part of the room after all that.
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Jun 20, 2016 04:26
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Are you sure he took down the correct walls?
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Jun 20, 2016 04:31
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rebuild it and call the landlord again
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Jun 20, 2016 04:32
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Spaced God posted:Regardless, I'm glad it didn't end with you getting a black mark on your record or whatever bullshit O was saying 
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Jun 20, 2016 04:44
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Haifisch posted:You mean a dweeb angrily defending That One Weird Subletting Trick Landlords Hate doesn't have a smokey backroom full of powerful friends waiting to make his problems "disappear"? I don't know who to trust anymore.
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Jun 20, 2016 04:59
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A Kpro posted:I'd bet $20 he tries it again as soon as you guys move out. I wouldn't be surprised at all. Haifisch posted:You mean a dweeb angrily defending That One Weird Subletting Trick Landlords Hate doesn't have a smokey backroom full of powerful friends waiting to make his problems "disappear"? Apparently using the names of people you know as licenses for your stupid behavior might land you in hot water with more than one person. The black mark thing refers to a threat he made towards me about talking to management or following up on these powerful friends he's hiding behind. He threatened me with a restraining order that would have "made me a pariah in every employment office and background check in the country". According to the lawyer I talked to and to a couple of pretty cool LAPD officers that it should not have an effect on my chances for future employment. It was just an empty threat.
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Jun 20, 2016 05:04
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Any chances on getting a photo of where the "room" once stood? I'd like to see if it did any damage to the actual room that once housed it.
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Jun 20, 2016 05:50
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OP I'm glad you dodged the fruition of the violation station
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Jun 20, 2016 06:22
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And now our Watch has ended.
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Jun 20, 2016 07:51
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It occurs to me that if you wanted to get rid of your roommates, in a way that they terminate the lease of their own volition, building a lovely easily-broken-down room and making up some story about subletting it would be an extraordinarily dumb, but also effective way to achieve that. 
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Jun 20, 2016 08:02
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Forceholy posted:Just got a text from M about the room. O took it down. I don't know if management got to him or if he saw the light of his stupidity or if he took it down in a huff because he couldn't get any buyers. All I know is that there is no more room. Not that it matters, anyway. We're all moving out this week. Sorry you guys are not gonna get to see O get his just deserts. I'm just ready to move on. That's a lot of material to dispose of. What did he do with it?
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Jun 20, 2016 08:09
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Forceholy posted:I wouldn't be surprised at all. Welp. here's to hoping for a few more vain threats when he gets drunk next time.
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Jun 20, 2016 08:27
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Wait, I've got it. While he's out, build the wall again, phone up the manager and ask her what's happening about the room.
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Jun 20, 2016 09:29
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EvilGenius posted:That's a lot of material to dispose of. What did he do with it?
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Jun 20, 2016 09:31
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Forceholy posted:Just got a text from M about the room. O took it down. I don't know if management got to him or if he saw the light of his stupidity or if he took it down in a huff because he couldn't get any buyers. All I know is that there is no more room. Not that it matters, anyway. We're all moving out this week. Sorry you guys are not gonna get to see O get his just deserts. I'm just ready to move on. LonsomeSon posted:You should still buy two sheets of drywall and Kool-Aid Man through them while O is asleep, right next to him. Or find the shards of the old walls in the nearest dumpster and pile them on top of him while he's sleeping. Basically now that the conflict has been resolved in probably the most positive possible way, I strongly want you to revive and escalate it, not merely for my own entertainment but also for everyone else who posted here.
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Jun 20, 2016 10:24
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EvilGenius posted:Wait, I've got it. This, but unironically
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Jun 20, 2016 10:49
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Douse him with kerosene and then offer to let him rent you-not-setting-him-on-fire for $300/mo.
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Jun 20, 2016 10:53
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landlords and managers are such useless idiots
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Jun 20, 2016 13:20
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LonsomeSon posted:Douse him with kerosene and then offer to let him rent you-not-setting-him-on-fire for $300/mo. 
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I never got see the "art".  Oh well, let's end with a triumphant haiku: The OP survived The drywall is all gone now Grover Apartment
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