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Golden Goat posted:Would and wouldn't regret it even as that probably boiling hot cheese sears my mouth. Then, after healing up, I would go back and regret eating it again.
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NotAnArtist posted:More importantly why are so many of those #wifematerial food pictures served on paper plates like is America so goddamned lazy they just throw their dirty dishes into a landfill? Search your feelings. You already know the answer.
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CuteStorm posted:I just searched a bunch of #wifeymaterial type hashtags on instagram. Every loving thanksgiving dinner with the ex's parents. Her mom didn't like dark meat or gravy, her dad thought stuffing was gross, her sister wouldn't eat any vegetable but corn, and all the pies committed the twin sins of being store-bought frozen and being "diabetic friendly" artificially sweetened crap. ( All offset, of course, by my side of the family, where gravy flowed freely, stuffing abounded, meat came in all types, my aunt believed in delicious vegetable sides for roughage, the closest thing to a store-bought pie was my reverse-engineered no-bake cheesecake (sweetened condensed milk, cream cheese, lime juice to set it), we ate like Pratchett wizards (fork, knife, and rammer), and the diabetics stockpiled extra insulin to make it through the day.) CuteStorm posted:banana pudding Lies. Not nearly enough banana in that. Proper banana pudding is mostly bananas and vanilla wafers, with just enough vanilla pudding to hold it together.
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rndmnmbr posted:my reverse-engineered no-bake cheesecake (sweetened condensed milk, cream cheese, lime juice to set it) Hey my nanny makes this! Except we use lemon juice. She calls it chinchilli trifle, I do it sometimes when I feel like tempting the diabeetus fairy. Have you tried it with ginger biscuits as the base?
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Your hands are an Ideal machine for feces throwing. Maybe. To win you must hit every person. 
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Jun 21, 2016 23:42
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EorayMel posted:Your hands are an Ideal machine for feces throwing. Maybe. That's a huge lump of sheep poo poo. Should probably call the vet in.
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Jun 21, 2016 23:54
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CuteStorm posted:Someone posted the recipe video for this on my facebook feed. So like are you going to post the link from it or...?
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Jun 22, 2016 02:09
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13Pandora13 posted:So like are you going to post the link from it or...? Or you can just Google "Molten Lava Lasagna".
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teenytinymouse posted:Hey my nanny makes this! Except we use lemon juice. She calls it chinchilli trifle, I do it sometimes when I feel like tempting the diabeetus fairy. Have you tried it with ginger biscuits as the base? Haven't tried ginger snap crust, I'll give that a go next year. I usually do the standard graham cracker crust, but I've had success with a chocolate chip cheesecake with a chocolate chip cookie crust, peanut butter cookie crust, and an extra-thick oatmeal raisin crust with homemade raisin syrup topping. The lime juice is just because I like the taste, lemon would work just as well. Or... ooo, orange juice with a bit of citric acid powder, I'ma have to experiment more!
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rndmnmbr posted:peanut butter cookie crust, Oh my 
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Jun 22, 2016 06:24
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I'm glad I get to be the one to post this. Subway sandwich with every sauce
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Jun 22, 2016 07:08
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worthless. posted:I'm glad I get to be the one to post this. Subway sandwich with every sauce nooooooooope gently caress that poo poo, I used to make my own when I worked that but gently caress that poo poo.
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Jun 22, 2016 07:20
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teenytinymouse posted:Oh my That one was fantastic. Peanut butter cookie dough, pressed into the bottom of the pan and baked as one big cookie, then a few (lot) strategic dabs of peanut butter, then the filling.
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What do you mean, "made of"?
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My Lovely Horse posted:What do you mean, "made of"?  I'm hoping sliced onion. Wonder what the end result looked like when it went into the oven.
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worthless. posted:I'm glad I get to be the one to post this. Subway sandwich with every sauce That's a nice money shot.
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Jun 22, 2016 08:03
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Full slices of cheddar? Where is this magical Subway
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Jun 22, 2016 14:35
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Dienes posted:Or you can just Google "Molten Lava Lasagna". 
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Jun 22, 2016 15:16
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That's a catfood millefeuille
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Jun 22, 2016 15:49
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I thought it was just Peanut Butter and seaweed lasagne.
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Jun 22, 2016 15:58
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:That's a catfood millefeuille A petit-fourrrrrrrrgh
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Jun 22, 2016 16:00
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Golden Goat posted:I thought it was just Peanut Butter and seaweed lasagne. Didn't Paula Dean make a peanut butter lasagna? Or was that just a goon joke?
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Jun 22, 2016 17:36
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CuteStorm posted:Someone posted the recipe video for this on my facebook feed. If anyone wants to see the steps he made to get to that heavenly cum magma http://imgur.com/gallery/FnAbmiH
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Jun 22, 2016 19:36
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 http://www.avclub.com/article/burger-king-invents-perfect-food-mac-n-cheetos-238635 God help me, I might.
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Crow Jane posted:
Goddamnit, I had just come in here to post that. I have no earthly idea if I would or not. It boggles the mind.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Didn't Paula Dean make a peanut butter lasagna? Or was that just a goon joke? I don't know if she was the cause of it, but someone was:  Paula Deen does advocate for deep frying your lasagna, though. would
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Jun 22, 2016 21:11
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Crow Jane posted:
This is how the world dies. Covered in Cheetos ash and molten cheddar lava.
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Jun 22, 2016 21:36
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Crow Jane posted:
Pfft I'd eat those sadness logs Dienes posted:I don't know if she was the cause of it, but someone was: I'd also eat this, but with my face covered by a cloth, like those monsters who eat deep-fried sparrows whole
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Jun 22, 2016 22:50
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Crow Jane posted:
gently caress, I absolutely would. Probably crying quietly the entire time.
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worthless. posted:I'm glad I get to be the one to post this. Subway sandwich with every sauce Pshht. No Southwest Chipotle sauce? gently caress outta here. 
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CuteStorm posted:#lunchtime As far as I can tell, this is just watermelon where someone scooped a bunch of it out and then covered it in passion fruit seeds. Hardly AFP, I just don't understand the point. The blueberry water is dumb but that's a given.
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Jun 23, 2016 00:43
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:As far as I can tell, this is just watermelon where someone scooped a bunch of it out and then covered it in passion fruit seeds. Hardly AFP, I just don't understand the point. I didn't know what passion fruit seeds looked like, so this looks like a bunch of moldy little beans on a watermellot, and the holes give me a trypophobia vibe hardcore.
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:As far as I can tell, this is just watermelon where someone scooped a bunch of it out and then covered it in passion fruit seeds. Hardly AFP, I just don't understand the point. Plus it is NOT a smoothie, not is it pink in any form.
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Golden Goat posted:Peanut Butter and seaweed lasagne. Googled this and got 
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That oddly seems relatively normal. What's the filling?
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Unashamedly would.
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