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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Jay Rust posted:

Does human heaven have access to dog heaven (and vice versa)?

Terry Pratchett posted:

“Few religions are definite about the size of Heaven, but on the planet Earth the Book of Revelation (ch. XXI, v.16) gives it as a cube 12,000 furlongs on a side. This is somewhat less than 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 cubic feet. Even allowing that the Heavenly Host and other essential services take up at least two thirds of this space, this leaves about one million cubic feet of space for each human occupant- assuming that every creature that could be called ‘human’ is allowed in, and the the human race eventually totals a thousand times the numbers of humans alive up until now. This is such a generous amount of space that it suggests that room has also been provided for some alien races or - a happy thought - that pets are allowed.”

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Golbez
Oct 9, 2002

1 2 3!
If you want to take a shot at me get in line, line
1 2 3!
Baby, I've had all my shots and I'm fine
Hi, long time listener first time caller

A few weeks ago we got a rescue dogge which we have named Pit Pat. Here Pit Pat is confronting suds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5MJZ-Hc_Dk

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Hiya Pit Pat! :buddy:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lol that's a dope dog name

Also a dope dog

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Hi Pit Pat!

Also

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

lol that's a dope dog name

Also a dope dog

Nerdrock
Jan 31, 2006

Hi, Pit Pat!

Are you named after the androgynous Mr. Show GloboChem Corporate Mascot?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Can't I just go to dog heaven instead? I like them more than people. A heaven full of people is no heaven to me :colbert:

Golbez
Oct 9, 2002

1 2 3!
If you want to take a shot at me get in line, line
1 2 3!
Baby, I've had all my shots and I'm fine

Nerdrock posted:

Hi, Pit Pat!

Are you named after the androgynous Mr. Show GloboChem Corporate Mascot?



Yep!
My wife decided that would be the name of her future dogge many years ago, and we finally moved to place where we could get one and he's perfect and loves to burrow under blankets and here's a picture of him totally exhausted after getting his first post-adoption shots

Malek
Jun 22, 2003

Shut up Girl!
And as always: Kill Hitler.
Pug stolen in burglary, reunited with owner

http://i.imgur.com/36CxdeG.gifv

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

I'd never heard of this place before, but this is so cool.
I couldn't help myself and made a donation.

I like doggies.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Wow!

https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/dogsatpollingstations

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Vet day!


Jehde
Apr 21, 2010


Look how happy they are. You lied and told them they were going to the park didn't you?

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Got back from gym, time to check the ole work email...

quote:

Hello [Company_Name]!


We’ve brought our children and our parents to work, so why not our dogs? The NYC Culture Club is excited to announce 2016's Take Your Dog To Work Day on Thursday, July 7th!

Oh. My. God.

(this is 2 days after a 4 day weekend too, because the 4th and 5th are corporate holidays. These people know how to cultivate a cult-like loyalty.)

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Agenda:
11am - 12pm - Dog meet and greet.
1:30pm - 3pm - Dog fashion show and costume contest.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Only four hours?

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.

Jehde posted:

Look how happy they are. You lied and told them they were going to the park didn't you?

This was as we were leaving. They were happy to be going home.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Jay Rust posted:

Only four hours?

I mean these are just the site-wide organized events. I'm sure there will be breakout meetings with individual teams to work on pette objectives for Q3 and 1-on-1s to discuss who is, in fact, a good dogge.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

How yippy was that car ride?

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.

Pesticide20 posted:

How yippy was that car ride?

Complete silence.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Jay Rust posted:

Only four hours?

Dog petting occupiers the rest of the day.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/6ydj1rx.gifv

holy poo poo. good, good dogge.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That is a super good dogge.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Naked Bear posted:

That is a super good dogge.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Kinda looks like a Catfish that it caught.

Wait. Holy poo poo.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Back to work.

Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.


Those eyes!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I think I found the original catfish video. Sadly, it does not look like the pupper got to keep her catch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcf8eBCHWK0

bimmian
Oct 16, 2008
Just some pics.... Seb got a haircut











Full Album

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Stay cool in these hot times, pupper.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

PenisMonkey posted:

Stay cool in these hot times, pupper.



stay cool pupper

bimmian
Oct 16, 2008

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Wanna splash with that dogge

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Syrian Lannister posted:

stay cool pupper

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUL2FXQEMzE

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry


A good dogge.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T23Pg8XLq_g

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Yo feeding any dogge a Doritos is dogge abuse.

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Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

PenisMonkey posted:

Yo feeding any dogge a Doritos is dogge abuse.

I am a big proponent of the idea that dogs are not only man's best friend, but furry vacuums cleaners.
Any food that's on the table is mine. Any food that makes it to the floor is theirs by right.

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