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Potato pie of an ape. I do not understand
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Pick posted:And nobody did, that's why it's called shitposting I can't actually argue with that
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Jun 26, 2016 23:53
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Damnit. I can't read the comments since I'm on my phone. I finally got myself to skim the end with the separation ceremony and the birth of her child. I'm thinking the lady might also be a jerk, too, you guys. Why the gently caress else would she continue dealing with his self important bullshit? I still really dislike this guy.
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Jun 26, 2016 23:54
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Cats LOVE Cigars! posted:surprised you guys haven't figured out how to type cuck yet. lmfao at the "programmer" who wrote the word filter feature for lowtax
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Jun 26, 2016 23:54
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y'all are playing with fire circumventing that word filter
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Jun 26, 2016 23:55
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Maybe I missed that part, but is there a reason he never considered adoption? I don't know if it's just me but I really wouldn't find not being to able to make your own baby to be that big of a deal since there are other options.
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Jun 26, 2016 23:57
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RatHat posted:Maybe I missed that part, but is there a reason he never considered adoption? I don't know if it's just me but I really wouldn't find not being to able to make your own baby to be that big of a deal since there are other options. Self- Important Scumbag That's why.
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Jun 26, 2016 23:59
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RatHat posted:Maybe I missed that part, but is there a reason he never considered adoption? he is a stupid idiot E: also a scumbag
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Jun 27, 2016 00:00
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RatHat posted:Maybe I missed that part, but is there a reason he never considered adoption? I don't know if it's just me but I really wouldn't find not being to able to make your own baby to be that big of a deal since there are other options. Because he wanted to
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Jun 27, 2016 00:02
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He did desperately grasp at the straw of "co-parenting" after his wife got pregnant from another guy's superior seed though. Makes it even funnier that he never once mentioned adopting while his wife's body refused to become fertile around him
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Jun 27, 2016 00:02
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Cats LOVE Cigars! posted:surprised you guys haven't figured out how to type cuck yet. Hooley dooley. I assumed it was some unicode fuckery, but nope.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:03
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I know a super pretentious bag of wieners who thought he was the hottest poo poo and was always flirting with girls sometimes right in front of his wife. Wife was a huge pussy and should have dealt with it, but eventually mr hotshit brought up open relationship, and the wife was too pussy to say "no you loving idiot". So their relationship became "open", he failed at every single chance to this day, and she's slept with a bunch of dudes, including every member of his band. Which he knows about because communication is very important in an open relationship.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:03
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4outof5 posted:Because he wanted to he def did a good job at that
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Jun 27, 2016 00:04
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The Fattest PI posted:I know a super pretentious bag of wieners who thought he was the hottest poo poo and was always flirting with girls sometimes right in front of his wife. Wife was a huge pussy and should have dealt with it, but eventually mr hotshit brought up open relationship, and the wife was too pussy to say "no you loving idiot". another victory for open marriage
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Jun 27, 2016 00:04
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That's weird, OP, I also asked for an open relationship with your wife.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:05
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Holy poo poo this guy really can't put together that his wife was lying to him about having trouble conceiving because he is a terrible piece of poo poo and didn't want to breed with him / his sperm is broken. He rally is dumber than I initially thought.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:05
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If I were Cam I'd leave voicemails on his phone every day about how great it is to plow his ex-wife and how virile and strong my seed is.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:08
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he literally hugs the guy that impregnated his wife and congratulates him on his new baby
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Jun 27, 2016 00:19
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TOOT BOOT posted:he literally hugs the guy that impregnated his wife and congratulates him on his new baby if he didn't write this bullshit, I would commend him.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:23
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Windows 98 posted:Holy poo poo this guy really can't put together that his wife was lying to him about having trouble conceiving because he is a terrible piece of poo poo and didn't want to breed with him / his sperm is broken. I wonder if she made up the whole miscarriage thing too and just got an abortion instead or something when there was an actual threat of passing this guy's genes on. I mean, it's not like he'd visit his grieving wife when there's loving Burning Man to go to.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:29
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Orkin Mang posted:im the white bread between two pieces of rye in the deconstructed club sandwich of open relationships 
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Jun 27, 2016 00:30
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Mega64 posted:I wonder if she made up the whole miscarriage thing too and just got an abortion instead did exactly this with one of the married women I have sex with, worked like a charm too
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Jun 27, 2016 00:30
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This is the ranting of a man balls deep in denial over his own cu ckups, unable to admit to the harsh reality of the situation lest the existential horror of his situation drive him over the edge. I gather that this was the first and only relationship he ever had, and had never experienced a breakup in his life. In two years we'll either read an equally self-masturbatory expose about "moving on from grief", or hear that he jumped off the Lions Gate.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:31
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I like my relationships like I like my refrigerator door. Closed.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:31
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Windows 98 posted:Holy poo poo this guy really can't put together that his wife was lying to him about having trouble conceiving because he is a terrible piece of poo poo and didn't want to breed with him / his sperm is broken. lol her menstrual cycle started again because she stopped taking the pill when she got a guy she wanted to have a kid with and he thinks it's magic
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Jun 27, 2016 00:37
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Pick posted:I believe cheating is the worst thing you can do to someone you love, but I'd have had a hard time not cheating on this complete potato pie of an ape Cheating is worse than killing off their children from previous encounters to assure that your seed will reign unchallenged?
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Jun 27, 2016 00:44
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It's cool everyone, he now has an artistic girl and they draw tarot cards to decide where they eat dinner and how long he gets pegged.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:45
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There is a serious MRA undercurrent in this thread and it is gross.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:46
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Maoist Pussy posted:There is a serious MRA undercurrent in this thread and it is gross. I think you might be inverting some things. There's an OVERcurrent of 'lol gently caress that guy, what a cuckfag' that you might be mistaking for the UNDERcurrent of 'maybe she had some responsibility but it remains to be seen from what evidence has been presented thus far'
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Jun 27, 2016 00:48
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this guy reminds me a lot of myself
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Jun 27, 2016 00:49
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Maoist Pussy posted:There is a serious MRA undercurrent in this thread and it is gross. oh no, dog whistle MRA- whatever, idiot.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:50
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Apoplexy posted:I think you might be inverting some things. There's an OVERcurrent of 'lol gently caress that guy, what a cuckfag' that you might be mistaking for the UNDERcurrent of 'maybe she had some responsibility but it remains to be seen from what evidence has been presented thus far' mm thusly forthwith ahremmph
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Jun 27, 2016 00:50
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Amgard posted:Dude wants to gently caress, but he feels guilty. So he manipulates his wife into letting him gently caress by showing up with a giant-rear end boos that says "101 reasons you need to let me gently caress", and pressure her into admitting she wants to gently caress too. His loving is boring and milquetoast coming-of-age bullshit (as a literal manchild, he acts like hes 17 when he's 30 over the entire article.) She gets her world rocked by glistening sex-protagonist Cameron Doe and decides that a good man (and potential father) is one who is going to be there when poo poo is rocky and not be a perpetually self-absorbed whiny bitch who runs away and cheats because he can't deal with not being a baby daddy. She gets knocked up and is happy. not that I don't think he's a huge retard too but getting knocked up by a random dude very very very very very very seldom works out for women in the us and she also made a pretty dumb hormone based decision that she likely already regrets. sure the dude got supreme cucked but he's basicaly not gonna have to live with that while she will
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Jun 27, 2016 00:51
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Maoist Pussy posted:There is a serious MRA undercurrent in this thread and it is gross. Do you actually believe this woman wasn't lying to him the whole time? lol
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Jun 27, 2016 00:52
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ArbitraryC posted:not that I don't think he's a huge retard too but getting knocked up by a random dude very very very very very very seldom works out for women in the us and she also made a pretty dumb hormone based decision that she likely already regrets. sure the dude got supreme cucked but he's basicaly not gonna have to live with that while she will lol you are the worst
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Jun 27, 2016 00:52
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yeah lets start to postulate on all parties involved like giant sperglords instead of laughing at these poo poo articles good idea arbC you go first lets make this thread good
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Jun 27, 2016 00:53
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ArbitraryC posted:not that I don't think he's a huge retard too but getting knocked up by a random dude very very very very very very seldom works out for women in the us and she also made a pretty dumb hormone based decision that she likely already regrets. sure the dude got supreme cucked but he's basicaly not gonna have to live with that while she will Her child has yoga DNA instead of writter for HuffPo DNA. She made the correct decision in the long run for herself, for her child, for humanity.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:53
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ArbitraryC posted:not that I don't think he's a huge retard too but getting knocked up by a random dude very very very very very very seldom works out for women in the us and she also made a pretty dumb hormone based decision that she likely already regrets. sure the dude got supreme cucked but he's basicaly not gonna have to live with that while she will she has 2 kids with the other man. I don't think she regrets it
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Jun 27, 2016 00:53
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Maoist Pussy posted:There is a serious MRA undercurrent in this thread and it is gross. I pretty much see the opposite, but on the other hand  ArbitraryC posted:not that I don't think he's a huge retard too but getting knocked up by a random dude very very very very very very seldom works out for women in the us and she also made a pretty dumb hormone based decision that she likely already regrets. sure the dude got supreme cucked but he's basicaly not gonna have to live with that while she will Well, one major flaw in your post is the fact that she isn't IN the US, she is in Canadia.
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paul_soccer10 posted:lol you are the worst
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