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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

that is amazing

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Chin Strap
Nov 24, 2002

I failed my TFLC Toxx, but I no longer need a double chin strap :buddy:
Pillbug
La Cake-aracha

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

:nms:http://i.imgur.com/zLNrqWc.mp4:nms:

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Pomp posted:

flavor unimportant, only nutrition important

With how many soylent eaters are getting hospitalized, I don't think nutrition is all that important either.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


ACES CURE PLANES posted:

With how many soylent eaters are getting hospitalized, I don't think nutrition is all that important either.

I don't see the problem, they are getting their daily supplement of heavy metals.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Soup's cold!

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Pomp posted:

flavor unimportant, only nutrition important

Welp, if I knew if it got offered to me, and I turned it down and it got out, you all would crucify me. So there's that. Another soul crushed, another body sacrificed.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I hate you

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

When I said "Lets get some grub!" this is not what I had in mind...

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


As someone who doesn't consider invertebrates food, I am very upset with you!

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Here's a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fx1bgixxuI

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Yeah! Boogie down!

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

TontoCorazon posted:

Are there any cake rules?

Any cake that is based on a root vegetable is unacceptable.

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

Xen Tricks posted:



Guys? I don't know what to think about this, it's like one of those impossible shapes that shifts back and forth

What are these, some sort of small pastry?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

HappyKitty posted:

What are these, some sort of small pastry?

Pretty sure those are seafood sandwiches.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Hollismason posted:

Any cake that is based on a root vegetable is unacceptable.

:wrong:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

HappyKitty posted:

What are these, some sort of small pastry?

:thejoke:


Really gotta try these at some point. I've heard they're basically like peanut butter, is that correct?

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Somfin posted:

Really gotta try these at some point. I've heard they're basically like peanut butter, is that correct?

That is the desperate hope that I would be clinging to as I put one of those in my mouth, yeah.

meastwoo
Jan 11, 2007

Sorry I ain't read 107 pages but...did anyone post this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Yes and it gets worse every time I watch it, which is every time someone posts it

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

:barf:

Why so much SUGAR!?

Also, I like how she tells you the calorie counts. 40 calories in white vinegar, loving 2880 calories in the whole mayonnaise. Yes hmm, this is correct.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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FPzero posted:

:barf:

Why so much SUGAR!?

Also, I like how she tells you the calorie counts. 40 calories in white vinegar, loving 2880 calories in the whole mayonnaise. Yes hmm, this is correct.

If I recall, those totals were added in later, incredulously, to point up the horror she's crafting

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Somfin posted:

:thejoke:


Really gotta try these at some point. I've heard they're basically like peanut butter, is that correct?

It's supposed to have a sweet coconut taste, those things are coconut worms.

So I imagine eating one would be a popping sensation followed by a coconut flavored pus. Maybe some crunch if you ate the head as well.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:


this offends and astounds me in equal measure

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

I have no cooking ability, yet I must plate.

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

ChickenWing posted:

this offends and astounds me in equal measure

I am refreshed by the effort and sense of whimsy that characterizes this dish. Would have been super stoked to get such a cool plate as a kid.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


Well, all of those things, prepared well, taste good. The only thing that bothers me about this is the portion size. Who eats three nuggets? Kids maybe?

If it's for kids, why the fancy plating? I think I'm just confused.

Edit: Wait, I've got it: this was ordered for a picky child at a fancy restaurant.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Gilok posted:


If it's for kids, why the fancy plating? I think I'm just confused.


Because it is fun.

Poop Cupcake
Dec 31, 2005

Brawnfire posted:

If I recall, those totals were added in later, incredulously, to point up the horror she's crafting

I did it. I posted the original calorie math in the comments. Then the Youtube re-uploader added them as annotations to the video.

Sara quickly deleted her original account when the video started making rounds and attracted a lot of mean comments. She re-opened a different channel later after some of the hubub had died down, and it includes such AFP favorites as loose corn. Most of the food isn't that remarkable, tbh. The worst part is watching her be out of breath just from standing. :(

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



https://a.pomf.cat/nalora.webm

:barf:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Why won't they stop adding liquids and sauces :(

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011





That's all cheese.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Brawnfire posted:

Why won't they stop adding liquids and sauces :(

Yeah, considering how long that went on, you'd probably be better off just giving them a bag of Doritos for them to eat whenever they want a crunch to their noodle...thing.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Bloody Pom posted:



That's all cheese.

That's burnt-rear end velveta or American Cheese Food, isn't it?


Brawnfire posted:

Why won't they stop adding liquids and sauces :(

I don't know, but I do know that's what I'm bringing next time somebody invites me to a super bowl party.

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



deadly_pudding posted:

That's burnt-rear end velveta or American Cheese Food, isn't it?

No pizza rules.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Bloody Pom posted:

No pizza rules.

There's at least one Dominos specialty pizza that I can recall from working there a few years ago that has American cheese. The Philly Cheesesteak pizza had like a grid of American cheese squares on the bottom layer instead of sauce.

I'm not even sure if that was the greasiest thing on the menu :v:

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

What was the...substance...she ladled from the pot?

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012


Oh god make it stop!

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Brawnfire posted:

Why won't they stop adding liquids and sauces :(

Sauces make it artisanal! Not like you are paying $15 for ramen and Doritos!

EDIT: And what I suspect was loose corn.

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