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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Everyone in the 24th century is always bitching about how synthahol sucks, no one ever complains about the synthocaine

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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Tricky D posted:

Everyone in the 24th century is always bitching about how synthahol sucks, no one ever complains about the synthocaine

It's been on the restricted replication list since the Iocaine scandal of Riza 7.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

FilthyImp posted:

It's been on the restricted replication list since the Iocaine scandal of Riza 7.

Was that the episode where worf ruined everyone's good time?

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Tricky D posted:

Was that the episode where worf ruined everyone's good time?

Second worse episode of Ds9.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Tricky D posted:

Was that the episode where worf ruined everyone's good time?

Deep Space 9. A bunch of them went to Risa for a gently caress vacation. Worf joined some extremists who turned off the weather system to ruin everyone's day.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
The phat bitches... it was... without honour.

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016
Wait, I just watched an episode of DS9 with the klingon lawyer and he argues that Worf killed that ship full of civilians because he was bloodthirsty, as evidenced by the fact he regularly went to the holodeck and played a rape and pillage program where you slaughter a city full of innocents as a conquering horde.

With the whole alamo / war simulator / neelix choking / borg choking thing is the reason the Federation works because they let everyone have purge time every day? I don't see why the lofty ideal society would allow people to be waist deep in simulated corpses between their speeches on morality.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

hey guys is this the page where we party down







Tears In A Vial fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Jul 9, 2016

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Tears In A Vial posted:

hey guys is this the page where we party down









I would party/orgy with all these people but neelix

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Well that's just sort-sighted. Brosef's got a 4 foot tongue. He'll get that thing so far up your rear end he's tasting duodenum.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Crowsbeak posted:

Second worse episode of Ds9.

Uh, that Risa episode is completely within Worf's characterization as a giant fun-hating grump who doesn't even understand his own culture. A whole planet full of swingers doing whatever they want in a state of total leisure? Hell yeah, Worf would absolutely try to ruin their day and teach them a lesson about duty and honor or some poo poo.

I mean, gently caress, the guy wouldn't even hook up with his half-klingon ex (when she was literally throwing herself at him!) without first getting her to complete some klingon marriage ritual.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I mean really, Worf would be the most hardcore republican in existence. That's the real reason no one on the ship can stand him.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
SOMEONE: "Hey Worf, do this space bunp with me to prove you are down."


WORF: "I cannot, that would bring dishonor to my house."


MARTOK: *snorts it up* "What space bump?"

Aaronicon
Oct 2, 2010

A BLOO BLOO ANYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS A "BAD PERSON" WHO DESERVES TO DIE PLEEEASE DONT FALL ALL OVER YOURSELF WHITEWASHING THEM A BLOO BLOO
Worf's a total weeaboo for Klingons. Klingaboo?



This is a traditional Klingon battle hat! You just don't understand it's proud warrior heritage! You are without honour!*

*translator's note: honour means 'gently caress you baka gaijin'

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

What's the first worst DS9 episode? Where molly gets sent in a time vortex and comes out a hosed up teen and they can't deal with their cave daughter so dumb her back?

My wife HATES the child actress they got for their daughter. Ever time she comes on screen she just starts yelling and hurling insults. Poor kid, but yeeesh maybe they could have found someone better. I know a lot of people give Keko poo poo but I enjoy the actress and the character makes sense given what she's married too.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

The space brigadoon episode.

plushpuffin
Jan 10, 2003

Fratercula arctica

Nap Ghost
The Molly actress is quite hot now. Her father owned a restaurant that was featured on Kitchen Nightmares.

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
wait a second

the tng theme is the same as star trek 1!

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
my god, its almost like trek is just a bunch of regurgitated themes, scenes, & music

except for ds9 the best trek

and voyager the worst trek

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
Voyager has an exceptionally good theme and title sequence. Often it's the best part of the episode.

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

Baronjutter posted:

What's the first worst DS9 episode?

i always thought profit and lace was the goto for this depends on what your tolerance for cross dressing ferengis is

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro












Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Jul 9, 2016

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Too Many Dax on the Dance Floor

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
PARTY, well done everyone! 100 pages!

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


SHAP 100!

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Big Mean Jerk posted:

A legit rapist, so yeah, I'd say Quagmire is the perfect character for him to play

You can't rape porn stars

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Apollodorus posted:

Voyager has an exceptionally good theme and title sequence. Often it's the best part of the episode.

Shame it's totally wrong for the concept of the show.

"We've got a show about these people cut off from their society, desperate for supplies, racing across thousands of lightyears to get home. What should the title sequence be?"
"How about some chilled out music along with shots of the ship slowly cruising past some pretty space phenomenon?"
"BRILLIANT!"

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Sunswipe posted:

Shame it's totally wrong for the concept of the show.
It's completely in character for Janeway though.

:rolleyes:"Captain, sensors have picked up a gravometric anomaly 2 light years from our current location"

:bigtran: "Will it delay our trip home and possibly cause damage to the ship/place us in danger?"

:rolleyes:"Yup"

:bigtran: "Good. Change direction immediately and go to yellow alert. I'll be in my ready room with some :coffee:.'

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Seriously, no one gave this any love? It's brilliant.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

the awkward moment ezri realizes she does NOT like klingon genitalia

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Sunswipe posted:

Shame it's totally wrong for the concept of the show.

"We've got a show about these people cut off from their society, desperate for supplies, racing across thousands of lightyears to get home. What should the title sequence be?"
"How about some chilled out music along with shots of the ship slowly cruising past some pretty space phenomenon?"
"BRILLIANT!"

Seems like they just did the same poo poo they did with every other Trek series (except DS9). Perhaps you thought Voyager was supposed to be something that it wasn't.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Germstore posted:

Too Many Dax on the Dance Floor

I approve of this reference.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

FuhrerHat posted:

the awkward moment ezri realizes she does NOT like klingon genitalia

Isn't it barbed?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Isn't it barbed?

Its one foot nine,
Reeks of blood wine!

Worf's dick! (Worf's dick!)
Worf's dick! (Worf's dick!)

Leather like a brogue,
Suck the house of Mogh!

Worf's dick! (Worf's dick!)
Worf's dick! (Worf's dick!)

That's just a little drinking's song I hear they sing in the bars of Empok Nor's promenade.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

shadow puppet of a posted:

Its one foot nine,
Reeks of blood wine!

Worf's dick! (Worf's dick!)
Worf's dick! (Worf's dick!)

Leather like a brogue,
Suck the house of Mogh!

Worf's dick! (Worf's dick!)
Worf's dick! (Worf's dick!)

That's just a little drinking's song I hear they sing in the bars of Empok Nor's promenade.

:stare: I get why Riker was pissed with Worf at the end of TNG now.

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

:stare: I get why Riker was pissed with Worf at the end of TNG now.

Are you sure that wasn't Thomas Riker wearing fake chops?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Aaronicon posted:

Worf's a total weeaboo for Klingons. Klingaboo?

Worf is a Klingon who was literally being raised as a Klingon by Klingon parents until they were brutally massacred at Khitomer. I feel like "weeaboo/klingaboo" isn't quite applicable here.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

vyst posted:

You can't rape porn stars

what the gently caress is this

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

He was 5 when he was adopted, I guess that's old enough to get the language and basics of the culture down. But his understanding of klingon honour and what it means to be klingon absolutely got stuck in some child-like idealized 5 year old's version of it.

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Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Baronjutter posted:

What's the first worst DS9 episode? Where molly gets sent in a time vortex and comes out a hosed up teen and they can't deal with their cave daughter so dumb her back?

My wife HATES the child actress they got for their daughter. Ever time she comes on screen she just starts yelling and hurling insults. Poor kid, but yeeesh maybe they could have found someone better. I know a lot of people give Keko poo poo but I enjoy the actress and the character makes sense given what she's married too.

Move along home....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FM6Xfs2ZoY

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