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skaboomizzy posted:
and lol if you think there aren't idiots out there who are still happy to vomit money at this broken mess of a family and I don't mean for irony's sake at least one good thing has come from this, I can't walk by the Niketown in Seattle without it amusing me a little, so thanks for bringing a little happiness to my days pedophile rapist guy
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if you think JimBob (pbuh) isn't exploiting tax breaks from his "ministry"
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Max Hammer posted:Holy poo poo, that 30 seconds of video made me throw up in my mouth a little but. Goddammit TLC, I hate you. you just gotta toughen up, that was some great tv it's like watching simply sara
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The Bible posted:On the plus side, without being able to send or receive images on his phone, he can't possibly cheat or find porn now. *resourcefulness intensifies*
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:*resourcefulness intensifies* Yeah, pretty soon Josh is going to be smuggling Tijuana bibles and lewd decks of cards to his brothers in faith behind false panels in his minivan and start his own missionary-for-procreation-only hentai racket. Next he'll start muscling out the competition with threats and violence until one day the cops raid his porn ring and find Josh passed-out on top of a pile of vintage Sear's and JC Penny's catalogs with all of the pages torn out, excepting undergarments and swimwear. Prohibition hurts everyone.
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The Bible posted:On the plus side, without being able to send or receive images on his phone, he can't possibly cheat or find porn now. So he has a small phone with a tiny screen, and can't send or receive messages on it. Am I the only one who sees an analogy in that? 'Cause if it's true, then the carpet matches the drapes.
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lol wat a loving pussy
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Max Hammer posted:Holy poo poo, that 30 seconds of video made me throw up in my mouth a little but. Goddammit TLC, I hate you. This is more compelling than any TLC advertisement. Also my wife was just watching some Duggar poo poo on TV and I overheard one of the girls saying that they ran towards a cow but the cow ran away. Thanks, THE LEARNING CHANNEL.
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jim bob tryna get a hand beezy
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Jim Bob his hand open
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Josh and babysitter at the compound.
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Jessa and Spurgeon across the ocean. Jessa and Spurgeon, their scam unfurled! Jim Bob, when the ratings fell!
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Jimbob jImbob jiMbob jimBob jimbOb jimboB
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How many more times does a guy have to gently caress up before he gets squashed by so much legal action he only gets out of prison to go to more sentencings? They give him a small phone as if that says "we mean it this time, Jimbab!". Reminds me of those parents whose kids are throwing a fit or breaking poo poo who go "You've got till the count of five" and then when they get past two go "One and a HALF". So it looks like the plan here is to just keep sweeping until everything's under the rug.
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JoshBob is a serial incestual kiddy-diddler that has to bargain with his parents to get a 2005 dumbphone and he's 28 years old, married, and has four kids to provide for. He can't do the "family values public speaking" tour anymore. He has no skills. His wife probably hates him and also has no skills since she was indoctrinated to be a brood-mare. Think of the most lovely online trainwreck person you've ever read about on these forums, and realize they're still more of a man than JoshBob. No matter how lovely your life is, you're better than JoshBob. If you live under an overpass collecting cans, you're better than him because at least your parents haven't locked off your access to the outside world and you can still watch porn. His own Wikipedia article lists his jobs as "car salesman, television personality, political activist". Can you imagine that being your entire life, overshadowed by the fact that you diddled your baby sisters? Even if there is a "normal" part of the Duggar family that exists, I want them to get publicity forever so everyone can ask WHAT'S JOSHBOB DOING NOW? STILL DIDDLING KIDS? IS HE UP TO GRANDKIDS NOW? I would welcome a drone strike on the Duggar compound.
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skaboomizzy posted:JoshBob is a serial incestual kiddy-diddler that has to bargain with his parents to get a 2005 dumbphone and he's 28 years old, married, and has four kids to provide for. He can't do the "family values public speaking" tour anymore. He has no skills. His wife probably hates him and also has no skills since she was indoctrinated to be a brood-mare. Joshbob is beating most of us at evolution though. How many goons have 4 kids? And he's probably not done yet, they'll talk his wife into going for at least one more to prove that their marriage is okay. He who dies with the most progeny wins.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Joshbob is beating most of us at evolution though. How many goons have 4 kids? And he's probably not done yet, they'll talk his wife into going for at least one more to prove that their marriage is okay. He who dies with the most progeny wins. Imagine when those kids are old enough to google their father though.
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nawcom posted:lol wat a loving pussy This but ironically
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Facebook Aunt posted:Joshbob is beating most of us at evolution though. How many goons have 4 kids? And he's probably not done yet, they'll talk his wife into going for at least one more to prove that their marriage is okay. He who dies with the most progeny wins. his life is lived in spite of evolution, not for it his entire life is built around the notion that swarthy browns will take over the world even though whites are better? so that is why whites should have tooons of kids for the holy war
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:Jim? Bob bob bob jim
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Jumpingmanjim posted:Imagine when those kids are old enough to google their father though. If they're indoctrinated in the quiverfull movement they'll just assume their aunts and the babysitter were wicked sluts who tempted their otherwise righteous father.
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Their whole culture is built on redemption from sin. The guy can do whatever he wants and repent and the family will always take him back.
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Jonny 290 posted:his life is lived in spite of evolution, not for it His genes are still winning tho. In a hundred years JoshBob may have hundreds of descendants. I guess we'll just have to hope WWIII comes along and manages to kill/maim a significant portion of the male population without actually destroying civilization. The homeschooled quiverfuls will have no technical abilities or useful education, so most of them should end up as frontline grunts. Meanwhile SA's hordes of pudgy computer janitors will either 4-F out or mostly be assigned as military computer janitors, far away from the fighting.
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Josh's kids aren't old enough to be diddlable. Just wait until he gets his first boner with a child on his lap. He will go full child molester and then maybe this thread will reach its climax as well.
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Ultimate Mango posted:Josh's kids aren't old enough to be diddlable. Just wait until he gets his first boner with a child on his lap. He will go full child molester and then maybe this thread will reach its climax as well. He's already a child molester. He fingered his four year-old sister when he was sixteen. It's just a matter of when we find out, not if he's doing it.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:Imagine when those kids are old enough to google their father though. Before the digital era, time would pass and people would forget all but the most notorious scandals and indiscretions. But the internet keeps track of everything. I like to think Jim Bob lays awake at night, dreading the day when those kids become web-savvy.
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King Possum III posted:Before the digital era, time would pass and people would forget all but the most notorious scandals and indiscretions. The rapture's gonna come before that. Any day now!
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Senor Tron posted:The rapture's gonna come before that. I'm sure he keeps telling himself that. 
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Facebook Aunt posted:His genes are still winning tho. In a hundred years JoshBob may have hundreds of descendants.
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I kinda wish I could talk to josh and jim bob, Point out that josh was raised in a weird situation, he has hosed up role models and he got a very unhealthy view of sex from his parents. Oh wait no its the porns fault. Oh yeah his mother said it was important for his wife to be available to her husband. I think josh needs to go on one of those reality tv shows like the one where they put all the sex addicts together to treat them.
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King Possum III posted:Before the digital era, time would pass and people would forget all but the most notorious scandals and indiscretions. Like any Duggar child has unrestricted web access. They're filtering anything with 'Josh', 'Danica', 'Ashley', 'Madison', 'Catholics', and maybe 'Eat Fresh'. "Oh, but they'll hear about it at school!" except school is Anna Duggar in a housecoat and curlers trying to teach the state's minimum requirements for math.
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Forgive me Jim, for I have Bobbed
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Ultimate Mango posted:Josh's kids aren't old enough to be diddlable. Just wait until he gets his first boner with a child on his lap. He will go full child molester and then maybe this thread will reach its climax as well. 1. he already is a child molester. 2. he probably already is fingering/dicking his kids and his wife just pretends it doesnt happen. 3. my guess is eventually he or jim bob or both will be outed as pedos and they will kill themselves.
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Of all the loving terrible things Jay Bee Snr is, I don't think he's a kiddy fiddler. That's Josh's bag. Mind you, with the number of kids, odds are good there's another one playing possum amongst them who has had the good sense to hide it since Josh got busted.
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If one of Josh Bob's kids handed me a Chick Tract I'd totally tell them what their dad did.
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Krispy Kareem posted:Like any Duggar child has unrestricted web access. They're filtering anything with 'Josh', 'Danica', 'Ashley', 'Madison', 'Catholics', and maybe 'Eat Fresh'. With such a large family, it's a pretty safe bet that at least one of those kids will escape from their cage someday, and make a run for the secular world. When they do, they'll be eager to learn the truth about their relatives. Where there's a will, there's always a way.
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Whilst Josh is a convicted kiddie-fiddler, let's not judge the hypocritical fundie child-rapist too harshly. I don't think he is an actual paedophile, or child predator. He fingered/groped his underage sisters because they were victims of opportunity, not because he found young girls attractive. So as long as his poor dead-eyed wife, (and the strippers he picks up at the club), keep putting out, (as God tells them to), then his kids are safe. Or as safe as one can be in a house that practices "blanket training".
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