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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

RareAcumen posted:

This isn't anti-food porn so much as a request for regular food porn but I've gotta ask because I don't go out looking for this kinda stuff.

Anyone know of any crazy contest meals where if you eat something ridiculous like half a gallon of noodles they'll give you a hundred bucks?*

*Probably not exact portions but you should have some idea of what I'm talking about.

Dude if you need to borrow some money to make rent just say so

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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
I'll pay you twenty bux to eat a gallon of marinara in 90 minutes. Any other takers?

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Loose corn doesn't look so bad now.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
gluten = poison

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Corn tortillas really are the poo poo.

I wonder if you can make tortillas from beans

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Corn tortillas really are the poo poo.

I wonder if you can make tortillas from beans

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Do not take anything less than $50 to chug half a litre of sour cream onion dip. I was burping onion for a week. Not to mention the bathroom I destroyed a few hours later. Goddamn.

Biscuit Joiner
May 18, 2008

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

I'll pay you twenty bux to eat a gallon of marinara in 90 minutes. Any other takers?

I bet I could do that in 90 minutes. I looked and a gallon of marinara costs well over $20 though. I did see a gallon of 'Italian Sauce' on amazon for $10.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


gleebster posted:

Loose corn doesn't look so bad now.

agreed, all hail freedom from the cob

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer

FFT posted:

gluten is a useful thing, y'know, if you need the corn flavor just get some loose corn tossed in your burrito



:catstare: I'm so offended

Carbon Thief
Oct 11, 2009

Diamonds aren't the only things that are forever.

RareAcumen posted:

This isn't anti-food porn so much as a request for regular food porn but I've gotta ask because I don't go out looking for this kinda stuff.

Anyone know of any crazy contest meals where if you eat something ridiculous like half a gallon of noodles they'll give you a hundred bucks?*

*Probably not exact portions but you should have some idea of what I'm talking about.

You can search by region at FoodChallenges.com, so they might have some listed near you.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


RareAcumen posted:

This isn't anti-food porn so much as a request for regular food porn but I've gotta ask because I don't go out looking for this kinda stuff.

Anyone know of any crazy contest meals where if you eat something ridiculous like half a gallon of noodles they'll give you a hundred bucks?*

*Probably not exact portions but you should have some idea of what I'm talking about.

I can pay you to eat my d.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

RareAcumen posted:

This isn't anti-food porn so much as a request for regular food porn but I've gotta ask because I don't go out looking for this kinda stuff.

Anyone know of any crazy contest meals where if you eat something ridiculous like half a gallon of noodles they'll give you a hundred bucks?*

*Probably not exact portions but you should have some idea of what I'm talking about.

If you want to watch them then check out Man Vs Food:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WBFPxekpNU


If you want to participate in them then try these websites:

76 Gut Busting Food Challenges

50 States, 50 Food Challenges

Insane Food Challenges

Most places won't pay you unfortunately. They just give you the meal for free.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
"An eating contest is really the beginning of a making GBS threads contest"

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON
I went to a fairly well-regarded resturaunt in my county and got a burger with onion rings on it.



These were the onion rings.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Kumaton posted:

I went to a fairly well-regarded resturaunt in my county and got a burger with onion rings on it.



These were the onion rings.

Tony Roma's?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Carbon Thief posted:

You can search by region at FoodChallenges.com, so they might have some listed near you.

I'm not looking to try any, I was just wondering if anyone had any they knew of. And since I don't know about any of them, I didn't know about what prize you might get for it if any beyond a free meal.

I'm just asking out of curiosity.

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 04:17 on Jul 12, 2016

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Kumaton posted:

I went to a fairly well-regarded resturaunt in my county and got a burger with onion rings on it.



These were the onion rings.

honestly i'd prefer that to places that put massive loving onion rings on the burger and make it actively harder to eat

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON

Alaois posted:

honestly i'd prefer that to places that put massive loving onion rings on the burger and make it actively harder to eat

This place pretty much prided itself on having absolutely loving gargantuan food. The burger I got was the size of a small plate. I was a bit surprised they had those wimpy rear end onion rings instead of the bigger ones, and it doesn't help that the rings were floppy and tasteless.

Fake edit: also I saved a quarter of the burg when I got home and when I ate it I bit into something chalky and hard so yeah not going back there again.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

RareAcumen posted:

I'm not looking to try any, I was just wondering if anyone had any they knew of. And since I don't know about any of them, I didn't know about what prize you might get for it if any beyond a free meal.

I'm just asking out of curiosity.
You usually get your photo on the wall, too. Maybe even a free t-shirt!

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION



Local pub just facebooked some of their house-made sausages...

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

All the yellow and white is just pure fat, isn't it?

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Picnic Princess posted:

All the yellow and white is just pure fat, isn't it?

Sausages need fat in them or else they get all dry and nasty.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I assumed the yellow was cheese.

And sadly there are no cool eating challenges near me. Aside from one but it doesn't give a free meal. Just a t shirt. There's someplace that if you eat 5lbs of pho you get 10% off for life. I wish I was in that city.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014


Looking at this thing really makes me want to rewatch The Thing.

Carbon Thief
Oct 11, 2009

Diamonds aren't the only things that are forever.

RareAcumen posted:

I'm not looking to try any, I was just wondering if anyone had any they knew of. And since I don't know about any of them, I didn't know about what prize you might get for it if any beyond a free meal.

I'm just asking out of curiosity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqd9LIFBL8k

This pizza one has a $1,000 prize, which seems to be one of the better ones. Most of them are t-shirts, free meals, or gift cards.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Sarcopenia posted:



Looking at this thing really makes me want to rewatch The Thing.

A... Large pastry?

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
How do you like your pizza? Personally, I only eat pizza that has been artisanally torn apart by wild bears








Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

iRend posted:




Local pub just facebooked some of their house-made sausages...

Fuckin' yes, please.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Sarcopenia posted:



Looking at this thing really makes me want to rewatch The Thing.

Don't be coming the raw prawn.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

iRend posted:




Local pub just facebooked some of their house-made sausages...
Can't even begin to explain how wrong it is to put those in this thread.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

iRend posted:




Local pub just facebooked some of their house-made sausages...

location????

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Into your face hole, all day erry day.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Kumaton posted:

This place pretty much prided itself on having absolutely loving gargantuan food. The burger I got was the size of a small plate. I was a bit surprised they had those wimpy rear end onion rings instead of the bigger ones, and it doesn't help that the rings were floppy and tasteless.

Fake edit: also I saved a quarter of the burg when I got home and when I ate it I bit into something chalky and hard so yeah not going back there again.

those look like they were breaded in-house, the huge ones that come armor-coated with breading and are uniform in size and shape probably come to the restaurant frozen on a truck

like heres some good onion rings


and some bad ones


the ones in your pic look closer to 'good' onion rings imo.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Haverchuck posted:

and some bad ones


would

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

all onion rings are beautiful

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO




Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

Ceciltron posted:

Sausages need fat in them or else they get all dry and nasty.

Best sausage comes from old-fashioned lard-type pig breeds, because then the meat is nice and moist. Also the best dried meats.

Don't be afraid of the fat! Fat is your friend! Until you drop dead from a heart attack at 45!

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.
Would you rather be happy for a short time or miserable for a long one?

Eat the lard goon

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

One time I ate a packet of ramen spices for five bucks. My poo poo literally smelled like stew.

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